PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has shown the world that he is the Asian version of the Eveready Battery bunny who just goes on and on and on. The roly-poly chump with the Nazi-looking hairdo talks as if he was the leader...
Washington DC- President Obama announced a $100 million initiative to map and understand the human brain. This idea, repeatedly suggested to him by the First Lady and his daughters is primarily geared at helping humanity understand one basic questio...
Washington - A $100 million research project allowing the President of the United States unprecedented access to read the minds of the country's enemies has suffered a setback. The scheme, thought to include controversial Presidential 'X-ray' spec...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear after having made an NBA bet with the man he defeated in the 2012 presidential election, Mitt Romney. President Obama said that he was sitting in the backyard at the White House enjoyin...
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - The Dry Heat Scientific Research Center located in Flagstaff announced on March 28, that it had just successfully cloned the first skunk in the history of civilized cloning. Dr. Holland Hildegarde Taffytree, 58, director of th...
President Obama's plea to the Syrian people for gun comtrol has been ignored in the country. Obama had reasoned that more and more guns in the country would lead to more terrible crimes but a spokesman for the Killer Brigade, One Eyed Cowboy, asse...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Though he could have been focusing his energies on the Syrian crisis, the North Korean threat, or the sluggish economic recovery, Barack Obama, President of the United States and the most powerful man in the world, reportedly sp...
Tel Aviv** - "This'll knock Dennis Rodman off his fat Pyongyang-suckin' ass!" a White House aide chuckled sotto voce as US Scareforce One readied for takeoff tonight. A Spring Equinox pow wow in the Holy Land sees Barack Obama conjugate with pesky...
New York - "It's the ultimate devil's advocate scenario," a Hystery Channel studio source said today commenting on the casting of a US Attorney General doppelganger to play Pontius Pilate in future episodes of The Bible. The actor, thought to Rock...
Washington - "The President has expressed a wish to pray at Jerusalem's Wailing Wall," a White House aide said today, "scene of Bob Marley's nativity and eternal shrine to reggae's Rastafarai deity." Next week's Israel visit will be Obama's first...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA rebounding champion and ex-member of the The Chicago Bulls, Dennis Rodman paid a visit to the White House. He met for about ten minutes with President Obama before the president had to leave for an important meeting w...
Washington - Next Thursday's Israeli state dinner was to have seen stunning 21 year-old Ethiopian-born Miss Israel Yityish 'Titi' Aynaw seated right next President Obama. The country's first black Miss Israel had been described as an internationa...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un. The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then...
Michelle Obama has repeatedly stated that she has no aspirations, urges, needs, or desires to ever go into politics. She has made it abundantly clear, after having talked at great length with Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and even GOPette Condoleezza Rice and hearing all about the behind-the-scenes happenings. Mrs. Obama has said that she wants to eventually head up her very own law firm a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama caving in to the advice of his wife, the first mama, has asked the vice-president to apologize for his version of the Harlem Shake. President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Piers Morgan were all having lunch at...
The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral. It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn...
Sent From My Y-phone Washington, DC POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden. POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ? "Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...
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