WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un. The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then...
Michelle Obama has repeatedly stated that she has no aspirations, urges, needs, or desires to ever go into politics. She has made it abundantly clear, after having talked at great length with Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and even GOPette Condoleezza Rice and hearing all about the behind-the-scenes happenings. Mrs. Obama has said that she wants to eventually head up her very own law firm a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama caving in to the advice of his wife, the first mama, has asked the vice-president to apologize for his version of the Harlem Shake. President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Piers Morgan were all having lunch at...
The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral. It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn...
Sent From My Y-phone Washington, DC POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden. POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ? "Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...
Speaking out of both sides of his mouth, President Barack Obama insisted he would not force himself on anyone, saying he will not use a "Jedi mind-meld" to convince his enemies dat he be right. The president even seemed to hesitate on the word "me...
In a unheard of show of solidarity the entire American population got together and decided to fire the US Government for inept performance and incompetent representation. One group started a blog called, US Politicians are Self Serving, Entitled,...
Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Un have decided to offer themselves up to President Barack Obama as the best way to facilitate a detente between the Democrats and Republicans in Congress. According to a Pyong Penh media report, the basketball near-grea...
JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news. According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...
McTokyo,Japan-The "Meat Minister" loads two beef patties, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion onto a classic sesame bun. The "Mega McMiffin" consists of two breakfast sausage patties, cheese, egg,...
President Obama, taking a break from destroying the economic infrastructure of the United States, played a round of golf last weekend in Florida with Tiger Woods. It's not clear how many holes he played, but some observers (Jay Carney) stated that it...
Piers Morgan interviewed Jimmy Carter and asked if he had a good rapport with Barack Obama. Ex-President, Jimmy Carter, revealed how Obama ran across the room to embrace his grandson out of gratitude for him finding the 47% which scuppered Mitt Ro...
Barrack Obama has been accused of squandering the American's tax dollars on himself and his extraordinarily extravagant life style. Over the past weekend Obama has been holed up at the Floridian Golf Club playing golf with Tiger Woods and has not...
BILLINGSGATE POST - While most White House correspondents were peeved because they were not allowed access to President Obama during his golf outing with Tiger Woods, your humble servant, Dr. Billingsgate, interviewed Barack Obama's caddie, Chauncy E...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, 51, has advised Congress that he wants them to put getting rid of the United States penny on the frontburner. The president speaking to a group of unemployed windshield wiper auto workers visiting the White Hous...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama received word from his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt that his favorite hamburger establishment Ray's Hell Burgers has shut its doors. The president immediately asked what in the world had happened. He...
Jesse Ventura has made a startling revelation today about Barack Obama. The former Navy Seal has revealed that when he was investigating the Plum Island Conspiracy; he stumbled upon a police report about a John Doe whom had been washed ashore on Montauk Beach. Jesse said, "Basically the guy had abnormally long fingers and had five big holes drilled into his head; and had, had neurosurgery. Th...
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