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Funny story: Obama Names "Gettin' It On" Czar!

Obama Names "Gettin' It On" Czar!

Randy John Johnson, President of John & Johnson has been named by President Obama as the "Gettin' It On Czar." In accepting the nomination, Johnson says that President Obama thought that our K-Y Jelly was a great boon to "Getting It On" and I wil...

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Funny story: Popular DEM Sex Club Outed on Internet: Site Ordered to Delete "Used" Mistress Profiles

Popular DEM Sex Club Outed on Internet: Site Ordered to Delete "Used" Mistress Profiles

Eric Holder was called away from pressing duties involving the 2nd Amendment, and forced to intervene in a yet another Democratic Scandal involving extra marital sex. Government investigators have uncovered a clandestine avenue to promote mistress...

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Funny story: Spoof writer really a fugitive sex slave

Spoof writer really a fugitive sex slave

OPAWAHAHA, FL (ABSNN) - BuckWheatsButt, 58, the Perlitzer Prize winning, number one journalist, for TheSpoof.com, was arrested and booked into the slam in the Okeechobee County Sheriff's Office Saturday afternoon. He was charged with, and convic...

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Funny story: Sex Game Ends In Tragedy

Sex Game Ends In Tragedy

A south London man was today released by police following the hospitalisation of his girlfriend. Noel Greenbaum, 28, told us that the accident resulted from a sex game which went horrifically awry. He explained to us that he and his fiancee had...

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Funny story: No Sex Please, We're British MP

No Sex Please, We're British MP

Ex-minister Caroline Flint, who resigned saying she was not being taken seriously by male colleagues, says she has no regrets about a magazine photo shoot that has upset Downing Street. Tets Out In an interview with the Observer Newspaper, Caro...

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Funny story: Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

New York, New York - Police investigating the so-called health club massacre have confirmed today that the suspected gunman was expecting the delivery of a blowup sex doll that never arrived at his residence on the day of the bloody incident. Rec...

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Funny story: Equal Opportunity Sperms Coming Soon

Equal Opportunity Sperms Coming Soon

In the ejaculate of the average male, there are over one million sperm. Only one of these, the first to reach and penetrate the egg, can be considered "successful;" The others all die in the attempt. Obviously, the most successful sperms are the o...

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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #04

Fr. Francois' Confessional #04

Dear Fr. Francois: I am a 36-year-old man living in Huntington, West Virginia. I have an excellent job with a financial institution; my salary, after taxes, is $310,000 per year. My rent and living expenses use up about $70,000 per year. The remaining $240,000 is "disposable income." And I certainly dispose of it, and in the worst of ways, too! You see, Fr. Francois, I spend all of my mo...

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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #03

Fr. Francois' Confessional #03

Dear Fr. Francois: I've been married to my husband for nearly eleven years, and for the most part, I have been blessed with a wonderful, faithful, brilliant husband who has provided me with a marvelous home, more than enough mad money, time away from the children with my girlfriends; he loves my parents. In most respects he is the perfect husband. My problem is that in matters of marital re...

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Funny story: Fr. Francois' Confessional #02

Fr. Francois' Confessional #02

Dear Fr. Francois, I'm not a catholic but I feel I can talk to you. You help so many people get out of sticky situations; I just know you can help me, too. I am a 14-year-old girl from Somerset, Kentucky. I am a freshman at the high school. I play volley ball and girl's soft ball. I have had the same, boring boyfriend since the fifth grade. He wants to start...you know, petting. He say...

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Funny story: How Real Men Score With Fake Women

How Real Men Score With Fake Women

The secrets revealed By Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. I know what you must be thinking: would a Roman Catholic priest know how to score with chicks-after all, chicks aren't altar boys, now, are they? Well, understand this: priests are real men; just like most of you guys are who read this magazine. I see a whole lot of groovy chicks on Saturday nights and Sunday mornings. I have a little...

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Funny story: Local Couple have Sex-Change

Local Couple have Sex-Change

Local couple John and Mary Morris from number 64, Swallows lane, have gone out and got themselves a sex change to celebrate each others 40th anniversary. The loving couple felt they needed a change to spice up their tired love life and there is no...

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Funny story: UK Oral Sex Inspector Seconded To USA

UK Oral Sex Inspector Seconded To USA

A British based inspector of oral sex practices is to be seconded to the United States in a bid to assist America in its quest to weed out substandard oral sex practices over the Atlantic. Jerry Gobbla will depart the UK from Heathrow tomorrow mo...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Catches Wife 'At It' With Another Man

Spoof Writer Catches Wife 'At It' With Another Man

A writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com was released from police custody this morning after finding his wife in bed with another man. The writer was arrested following a vicious assault on his naked victim. Reports reached us that the writer...

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Funny story: Mayors and rabbits arrested in US sex for carrots probe

Mayors and rabbits arrested in US sex for carrots probe

A Foreign Object Press (AFOP) - New York: Three mayors, two dozen rabbits and several zoo officials were corralled in the scandal, which feral prosecutors say initially focused on a carrot laundering network operating between Brooklyn, in New York,...

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Funny story: Boy Meets Girl. Girl Likes Other Boy. Dog Licks Face.

Boy Meets Girl. Girl Likes Other Boy. Dog Licks Face.

It was like something from a really shitty mid-week movie: local boy falls madly in love with his next-door neighbour, but she is shagging the local butchers apprentice. It could only end in tragedy - and somebody getting licked by a stray Labrador.

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Funny story: Man Returns Shirt - Claims He's Too Sexy For It

Man Returns Shirt - Claims He's Too Sexy For It

A local man caused a commotion at a local clothes shop today when he attempted to return a shirt he claimed he was far too 'sexy' for. The strange bald man came in to the store this morning and began ranting and raving - accompanied by his sim...

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