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Funny story: Sarah Palin Selling Clothes on Ebay

Sarah Palin Selling Clothes on Ebay

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Sarah Palin is selling expensive clothes on Ebay and she says she is "making a killing" under the avatar ImrichUaint. So far she has accumulated a score of 73 100% positive feedback. All of her items have featured fre...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says Complaints of Her $150,000 Wardrobe Are 'Sexist,' Is Now Campaigning Nude

Sarah Palin Says Complaints of Her $150,000 Wardrobe Are 'Sexist,' Is Now Campaigning Nude

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is now campaigning nude to protest the 'sexist' criticism she has received over her new $150,000 wardrobe which she received for free. "As you can see, I am now campaig...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity

Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity

Washington, D.C. - In an attempt to calm the waters over the controversy of the RNC purchasing $150,000 worth of clothing for vice-presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, the McCain campaign has announced today that it is putting up Palin's underwear for...

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Funny story: Palin Mixes Musical Metaphors - Calls Scat 'Crap' at Black Musical Heritage Awards

Palin Mixes Musical Metaphors - Calls Scat 'Crap' at Black Musical Heritage Awards

Heebie Jeebies, Mississippi - In a brave attempt to woo Black voters away from Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, Sarah Palin agreed to appear at the prestigious Black Musical Heritage Awards show. Fresh from her recent appearanc...

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Funny story: McCain and Palin ('Mac & Rack') To Record A Rap CD

McCain and Palin ('Mac & Rack') To Record A Rap CD

LOS ANGELES, California - Sony BMG Music in conjunction with Hip Hop Hip Hip Hooray Records has just announced that they have signed Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin to a $5 million recording contract. McCain and Palin have already agreed to go into the recording studio on November 5, and start working on the 10-song Rap CD. MAC & RACK - UNPLUGGED, COMBED-OVER, AND CLUELESS...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has angered some sections of US society after it was revealed that, in the two months since August, she has spent an astronomical amount of Party money on her image upgrade - including $92,000 on a handbag and matc...

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Funny story: Palin Sells Daughter's Baby by McCain on E-Bay!

Palin Sells Daughter's Baby by McCain on E-Bay!

E-bay the E-Auction block for trash and treasures had its first offer of a live unborn baby this week. A family named Palin placed an unborn child up for bids. The come on talked about the sacred life of the fetus, an unfit mother and immature fa...

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Funny story: McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

Right in his own backyard, John McCain has found evidence that using Palin-tology (the scientific method that Sarah Palin has cited to deny the endangered status to Polo bears and Beluga Whales), you can prove that dinosaurs are not an endangered spe...

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Funny story: Palin's Six Figure Adornments for Her No Longer So Great Figure

Palin's Six Figure Adornments for Her No Longer So Great Figure

Marie Antoinette thought it would be funny to mock the starving of Paris, who had no bread, to suggest that they eat a napoleon. Imelda Marcos filled rooms with designer footwear amidst the shoe-less population of the Phillipines. And our very ow...

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Funny story: Hilllary Picks up Palin's Donated Wardrobe at NY Goodwill Store!

Hilllary Picks up Palin's Donated Wardrobe at NY Goodwill Store!

NY/NY /Women's Wear Daily - No one ever said Hillary Clinton didn't know how to find a good deal, from windfall investments to outlandish advances for "Tell Nothing" books. The opportunistic professional politician has scored another coup, scoffin...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Germantown, PA - Cindy McCain, CEO and heiress to one of the largest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors in the United States, is taking her husband's flagging presidential campaign directly to the people. Mrs McCain is using her vast beer distr...

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Funny story: Palin Aligns with Baby Killing NOW: I hope to get my foto in the dictionary under desperate!

Palin Aligns with Baby Killing NOW: I hope to get my foto in the dictionary under desperate!

Sarah Palin, the unconsummated Christian Conservative, is so desperate to get out of Alaska and live on the unpatriotic east coast that she is appearing on stage with pro-abortion members of the National Organization of Women. She has become a fe...

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Funny story: Palin Waltzes with Walrus to Prove They're not Endangered

Palin Waltzes with Walrus to Prove They're not Endangered

A cartoon video is circulating the internet, showing Sarah Palin or Tina Fey dancing with a big, fat, healthy walrus The video is for an evidentiary brief, filed in Federal court, to prevent the walrus from joining the polo bear and the Beluga wha...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Association with Radical Pastor Revealed

Sarah Palin Association with Radical Pastor Revealed

In a shocking story which is sure to delight Democrats everywhere, we can exclusively reveal that Republican Vice Presidential running mate Sarah Palin has had a long standing relationship with a radical pastor. The pastor, an Inuit Holy Man with...

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Funny story: 60's Rockstar Donovan Re-releases Hit with Palin Twist: Season of the Bitch!

60's Rockstar Donovan Re-releases Hit with Palin Twist: Season of the Bitch!

Conservatives across the US of A have attacked McCain's VPILF. David Brooks has called her poison. Magniloquent Bill Buckley's son, Christopher has endorsed Obama rather than side with the likes of the Alaskan anti-intellectual and keep his job a...

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Funny story: Todd and Sarah Palin Strip Searched; Something Really Big and Thorny Found Up Both Their Arses!

Todd and Sarah Palin Strip Searched; Something Really Big and Thorny Found Up Both Their Arses!

Alaskan Ethics Investigator, Branchflower told the Palins to bend over and crack a smile in imitation of the Repub icon Joe the tax fraud, unlicensed plumber. Branchflower, a name Conan Doyle could not have invented, gloved up and did a GI explorator...

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Funny story: Palin Accuses Obama of Fraternization With Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.

Palin Accuses Obama of Fraternization With Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.

Today is a press release (of sorts) Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin made accusations that in the late 1960's and early 70's Barack Obama met with the three dictators in a secret conference that was held in the board room of the New Y...

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