We present to you, anagrams of some of the crooks... I mean MP's of this wonderfully riot torn, nepotistic, and crumbling Nation. You will find some members of the Conservative Party (Anag: Vast carnivore type), New Labour Party (Anag: An we bar poultry), and the Liberal-Democrat Party (Anag: Cry bedlam Proletariat) David Cameron: Prime Minister (Tory-Coalition) 'Odd, I crave man' Nicola...
The government has issued orders to all Ministers, to oppose any moves to change their long standing Libyan Health Policy proposals in today's vote. The road to parliamentary acceptance of the Coalitions controversial Libyan Reproductive Health propo...
The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha...
Plains GA: Former President James Carter has filed a defamation of character civil action lawsuit against President Barack Obama in Georgia State Court. The complaint by the former president alleges that he can't walk down a street in Plains witho...
The World Health Organisation spokesman, Dr D.Seez, has revealed the new diseases identified in 2012 to date. Along with the symptoms, and those most at risk of contracting them. Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not relate...
New York -- President Barack Obama met with top television executives today to present a concept for a weekly reality show that would feature the entire Obama family. Called "One Big Happy Family," the show would focus on the Obama's' problem-solv...
August's winner of the Inchcock Gazette Political Ode The Right Honourable William Hague MP (Referred to as WH in the ode) First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. The richest MP in Parliament vs Inchcock Chambers RIP (Referred to as IC in the ode) Out of work lower grade elderly Spoofer Under Medical Care. Basic pension, in debt up to his ey...
Nottingham Councillor Mr I. Likexpences, was interviewed last night by our ancient political reporter Inchcock Chambers. He asked the Councillor his opinions on the following topics: Inchock asked: "Your views on the rioting and attacks on 14 police stations in Nottingham?" Likepences replied: "Not all bad news you know, we have the highest unemployment rate in the country here in Notting...
NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton has been keeping a rather low profile ever since the big New York Yankees - New York Mets Resin Bag Scandal of this past April. But that has now changed as the outspoken reverend has come out swinging at a stat...
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann seems to have trouble remembering her history. The mistakes she makes on the campaign trail are almost becoming an everyday occurrence. While many of her well known mistakes have gone viral, I have compiled some of her lesser known flubs below. June 27, 2011: Said she finds inspiration in the way Colonel Sanders led the Spanish invasion of Norm...
Following weeks of discussions on how to cut the UK's debt, MPs have decided to introduce a new tax on murderers and rapists. Anyone convicted of such serious violent crimes will have all their belongings taken from them and sold at auction to raise...
In a cloud of diesel smoke and a hearty "Saddle Up and Head 'em Out", Barry Obama took to the open road on his 3 day political junket in a presidential cavalcade consisting of $3m worth of custom buses and a horde of support vehicles at taxpayer expe...
DUBLIN, Ireland - A representative of the Irish government announced yesterday that all former Irish representatives at the Eurovision Song Contest would be eligible to stand for the upcoming presidential election. This marks a notable change to the...
Politico is reporting this morning that an anonymous source has told them that Governor Rick Perry attended the Fix-A Gay (FAG) school founded by Michele Bachmann's husband Marcus Bachmann. Suspicion is rampant that the information came from the Bach...
Marcus Bachmann, husband of Michele Bachmann, held a press conference yesterday afternoon on the Las Vegas Airport tarmac. He was surrounded by members of the graduating class of 2011 Fix-a-Gay (FAG) School of Moral Behavior. Bachmann, dressed in bas...
Research conducted by NASA indicates the fear of Global Warming might be over-exaggerated, as the Earth radiates much more, and retains far less, heat than once thought. Scientists say the findings eat holes into the fears of the planet overheatin...
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