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Funny story: America to the Middle East: Hurry Up!

America to the Middle East: Hurry Up!

AmericanPoe.com, America's premier polling website, has released the latest results of its online questionnaire about America's opinion of the Middle East strife. The people have spoken with one voice and that voice is: You people need to hurry up.

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Funny story: God Joins the War on Christmas, Knocks Over National Christmas Tree

God Joins the War on Christmas, Knocks Over National Christmas Tree

The 40-foot Colorado blue spruce, used as the National Christmas Tree since 1978, was struck down by an act of God on Saturday. God used His mighty winds to snap the trunk of the tree, forcing it to topple completely. "We haven't seen holy anger l...

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Funny story: Tea Partiers Beg Scott Walker to Crush Them

Tea Partiers Beg Scott Walker to Crush Them

Tens of thousands of Tea Party members showed up at the Wisconsin Capitol this weekend to show support for Governor Scott Walker, whose budget plan will strip unions of their right to negotiate. They brought signs that practically begged the governor...

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Funny story: Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Coalition deputy leader Nick Clegg has launched the campaign for the Alternative Vote. Speaking at a conference of small businessmen in Taunton yesterday, Clegg stated that" this is not about me, this is all about introducing a voting system in Br...

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Funny story: Coalition Agree To Disagree

Coalition Agree To Disagree

Prime Minister David Cameron and Deputy Prime Minster Nick Clegg have both made statements emphasising that the upcoming referendum on changing the voting system will not wreck the Coalition. Although the Liberal Democrat leader has called for the...

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Funny story: Mubarak Messes with the Masses

Mubarak Messes with the Masses

Last night, with the Sphinx-like Sphinx in the background, President Hosni Mubarak addressed his people in a manner that demonstrated the Egyptian paradox of defiant compliance. While the world expected that he would withdraw from ruling the nati...

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Funny story: KLA Declared Idiotic, Celebratory Looting and Rioting Engulfs Town

KLA Declared Idiotic, Celebratory Looting and Rioting Engulfs Town

KITTERY, Maine-In a sweeping 45-0 decision, the Kittery Council for Betterment And The Removal of Morons (or KCBRM), has elected that all 49 members of the Kittery Library Association will be banished from the town, due to their obvious stupidity and...

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Funny story: Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

Ex-MP Eric Illsley faces expenses scam sentence

From Dense Inchcock Spoorf Gazette Reporter - 10th Feb 2011 - 1049hrs Disgraced former Labour MP Eric Illsley faces a possible prison term when he is sentenced for fiddling his expenses. Illsley, 55, was under massive pressure to stand down as the member for Barnsley Central after he pleaded guilty last month to dishonestly claiming some £14,500 of public money. But he did not quit as an...

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Funny story: David Cameron Would Like You to...

David Cameron Would Like You to...

David Cameron Would Like You to.... To MP's Expense fiddles you will all eventually acclimatise, Realise MPs do not tell an untruth, or lie they aphorise, Never force of expect fiddling MPs to apologise, Support your MP when charges of dishonesty arise, Not complain when we give ourselves a massive pay rise, Realise that the poor, we have to bully and brutalise, Accept for Old...

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Funny story: 'Ignorance is Bliss' Official

'Ignorance is Bliss' Official

The Government has asked Jeremy Hunt to head up a Commission of the future to be called 'Ignorance is Bliss'. There are several strands to this new policy which will be popular with the electorate and ensure a Tory Government for the rest of time.

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Funny story: More Embarassing Wikileaks Expected

More Embarassing Wikileaks Expected

The US has briefed a number of foreign governments, including the UK, about the possible release of more diplomatic files by whistleblower site Wikileaks. The state department said the release of diplomatic cables would "create tension" between US...

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Funny story: MP's To record old hit songs!

MP's To record old hit songs!

The Spoof Gazette scoop, reveals that the Government and opposition Cabinet members has come up with an idea to make up their losses, due to having their expense fiddlings limited now that it is being monitored by their fellow crooks in the Government, and they must be more careful not to get caught. It has been proposed that members record a cover version of previous hit records, to be release...

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Funny story: Asshole To Be Elected to Office

Asshole To Be Elected to Office

2011 is just barely underway, and yet Washington D.C. is already abuzz about the 2012 elections. On Tuesday, November 6, 2012, all U.S. Representative seats and many Senate seats will be up for grabs, along with quite a few governor's races and legis...

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Funny story: "Ménage à twat: America and Political Bottom Feeding!"

"Ménage à twat: America and Political Bottom Feeding!"

Le Monde is reporting today on the three women most prominent in American politics these days. Sub-titled: BOP-ing the vote in America, it features biographies of Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and Sarah Palin (BOP). "The Americans are alw...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis

Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis

President Obama shocked the World and the American Nation today with this unprecedented announcement during a live press briefing from the White House. The US President made the following statement: "My fellow Americans. Today is a very import...

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Funny story: Fianna Fail leadership contest to be decided by four-way golf match.

Fianna Fail leadership contest to be decided by four-way golf match.

A total of four candidates have put themselves forward to contest the leadership of the Fianna Fail Party after the deadline for nominations passed at lunchtime on Monday 24th Jan 2011. Former Foreign Affairs Minister Micheal Martin is the bookies...

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Funny story: Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...

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