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Funny story: Blackburn Rovers Sign George Best

Blackburn Rovers Sign George Best

In an unprecedented move in the history of English football, Championship side Blackburn Rovers, who were relegated from the Premier League at the end of last season, have taken the extraordinary step of signing George Best on a free transfer - even...

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Funny story: Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson gives verdict on England at end of tournament

Euro 2012: Roy Hodgson gives verdict on England at end of tournament

As Spain took all the glory by saving the best till last and coasting to a 4-0 win over Italy in the final of Euro 2012, England boss Roy Hodgson declared himself happy with his own teams performance. At a press conference at Wembley this morning,...

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Funny story: Euro 2012 Final: Spain 4 Italy 0 - UEFA look to introduce handicaps

Euro 2012 Final: Spain 4 Italy 0 - UEFA look to introduce handicaps

Spain created history by becoming the first team to win three successive global tournaments (Euro 2008, World Cup 2010 and Euro 2012). The triple champions won at a canter without getting out of second gear on sunday night v the unlucky Italians,...

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Funny story: Saddleworth Rangers F. C. Season Preview

Saddleworth Rangers F. C. Season Preview

There has been much activity in the close season. The ground at Windy Bottom in Diggle, the home of Rangers since 1921, has had a major makeover for the coming season. The hallowed turf has been relaid, new floodlights have been erected and everywher...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Platini announces venue of Euro 2020 tournament

Euro 2012: Platini announces venue of Euro 2020 tournament

In a press conference ahead of the Spain v Italy final on sunday, UEFA president Michel Platini told journalists about his grand plan for the Euro 2020 tournament. While Istanbul in Turkey was considered favourites to host the event, it appears th...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: England crowned Champions!

Euro 2012: England crowned Champions!

Despite their exit to Italy at the quarter-final stage of the main tournament, England today gathered a small consolation when they were named the inaugural winners of the European Penalty Missing Championships. The only two teams to lose on penal...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Spain v Italy Final Preview - Torres v Balotelli the key

Euro 2012: Spain v Italy Final Preview - Torres v Balotelli the key

Euro 2012 draws to a close on Sunday with a final between defending champions Spain and Italy. Spain scraped past Portugal in the semi-final on penalties, while Italy upset the form book beating Germany with two goals from Mario Balotelli. Now, w...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Englands Jermaine Defoe to change name by deed poll

Euro 2012: Englands Jermaine Defoe to change name by deed poll

As the only recognised striker not to get a chance in Roy Hodgsons England Euro 2012 squad, Jermaine Defoe has decided on drastic action to push his way into the bosses plans for the forthcoming world cup fixtures. When Defoe arrives back in Engla...

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Funny story: Eurozone Leaders Agree to Stake Bailout on Soccer Final

Eurozone Leaders Agree to Stake Bailout on Soccer Final

In an effort to promote this weekend's European Championships between Spain and Italy, UEFA has struck a deal with the European Central Bank whereby immediately following the conclusion of this Sunday's match, the sovereign debt of the winning countr...

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Funny story: Spain Face Selection Crisis after Fabregas Sectioned

Spain Face Selection Crisis after Fabregas Sectioned

World and European champions Spain could be forced to part with their tried and tested 4-6-0 formation for the Euro 2012 final after midfielder Cesc Fabregas was sectioned under the mental health act yesterday. The Barcelona playmaker was taken a...

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Funny story: Angela Merkel is the new trainer of German national footie team!

Angela Merkel is the new trainer of German national footie team!

Angela Merkel has decided not only to save the Eurozone single-handed; she has also taken over as Germany's new head footie manager because she can't stand "Löw" losers! After being sacked by Merkel, Joachim Löw packed his suitcases, wig and 6 foo...

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Funny story: Olympics: David Beckham misses out on Stuart Pearces 'Team GB Squad'

Olympics: David Beckham misses out on Stuart Pearces 'Team GB Squad'

The world of British sport was in shock today when Team GB Olympic Football team boss Stuart Pearce named his squad for the Games and local lad made good David 'OBE' Beckham wasn't on it. 'Pearcy' had to reduce his squad down from 35 to 18, and co...

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Funny story: Despite Being Released on a Free Transfer Louis Saha Still Turns up For Training

Despite Being Released on a Free Transfer Louis Saha Still Turns up For Training

Former Manchester United, Fulham and Everon striker Louis Saha who was released by Tottenham at the end of the season after just five months still turns up at Tottenham's training ground, wearing his Spurs top and carrying his own ball. The 33-ye...

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Funny story: David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

After tirelessly campaigning to bring the 2012 Olympic Games to London, David Beckham was distraught today when it became clear he had not been picked for the British Olympic football team. Stuart Pierce who has been charged with putting the team to...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Germany to be thrown out for ineligible player

Euro 2012: Germany to be thrown out for ineligible player

An unnamed Italian official today called on Germany to be expelled from the tournament for fielding ineligible players. Germany reached the semi-final by beating penniless Greece in the quarter-final, and won all three group matches, verses Portug...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Ashley Cole and Ashley Young 'retired' from international football

Euro 2012: Ashley Cole and Ashley Young 'retired' from international football

The Football Association today announced that the two penalty missers from the quarter-final defeat to Italy are both retiring from international football with immediate effect. Ashley Cole had played 98 times for England, and only days before the...

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