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Funny story: Female Sex Addiction therapy - a solution in search of a problem

Female Sex Addiction therapy - a solution in search of a problem

Peoria, Illinois - At the Addiction Recovery Institute of Illinois, (A feminazi think tank) they have treatment regimens for all manner of addictions. One such has particularly raised eyebrows, though. And that's the treatment for Female Sex Addict...

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Funny story: Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Man arrested for sex with horse - blames the horse!

Colombia, Tenneesse - A man who police say was caught on tape having sex with a horse and later arrested told them in an interview that the horse came on to HIM first. "She gave me this look and I knew she wanted it. We were meant to be. She to...

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Funny story: Welshman held in sheep molestation horror

Welshman held in sheep molestation horror

Notorious Welsh sheep molester, Alwyn Glwydd Conwy, was yesterday behind bars after being hoist by his own petard. Conwy's twelve year reign of ovine sexual deviation came to an end when the steroids he had taken to enhance his performance and mak...

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Funny story: French birth rate boost: Aphrodisiac bread and V.A.T. on condoms

French birth rate boost: Aphrodisiac bread and V.A.T. on condoms

French M.P.s, worried that France has become a nation of old people, have voted two measures to boost the nation's birth rate. One measure is that the French baguette is to be enhanced with an aphrodisiac substance, while V.A.T. is to be slapped o...

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Funny story: Emma Watson vies for the coveted Milano

Emma Watson vies for the coveted Milano

Hollywood, California - Emma Watson is making a serious bid for the much sought Milano award this year. The Milano is given out each year to the television star that is regarded as most able to inspire masturbation in males of all ages. Past winn...

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Funny story: Jenson Button Chomping At The Bit For A Spot Of Nooky

Jenson Button Chomping At The Bit For A Spot Of Nooky

Formula One World Champion, Jenson Button, from Frome in Somerset, is ecstatic at being crowned world champion driver, but he's also gutted because his girlfriend, lingerie model Jessica Michibata is working in Japan. Which means that horny Jenson...

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Funny story: Ms. Mannerisms

Ms. Mannerisms

Ms. Mannerisms answers millions of people around the world with questions about their sexuality, relationships and etiquette in general. Letters may be sent to her in care of her manager and boytoy here, Alexandria177. If it's funny, or allows her to demonstrate your inferiority, she may answer it. She is better than all of you, as she can speak of herself in the third person. Dear Ms. Mann...

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Funny story: A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...

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Funny story: Shocking news, Tabloid breakdown! SEX no longer sells newspapers or gets hits on websites!

Shocking news, Tabloid breakdown! SEX no longer sells newspapers or gets hits on websites!

SEX IS OUT! - Tabloid newspapers and websites are in complete turmoil after sales and hits go plummeting like Apollo 13! SEX, their Nr.1 selling strategy is no longer a "puller" as tabloid readers escape to the spreadsheets and serious news sites!...

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Funny story: Masturbater sends thank you letter

Masturbater sends thank you letter

Wichita, Kansas - Rick Bailey, an 82 year old former ironworker and now retired masturbater, has sent a thank you letter to the woman who has given him so much happiness. It all started back in 1941, when Rick was 14, and excited to learn that Ame...

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Funny story: Sex Tourism in Paris: Sarkozy's Boost to French Economy

Sex Tourism in Paris: Sarkozy's Boost to French Economy

The French Ministry of Finance has declared Paris an 'open city' for tourists seeking sex. 'Forget that certain Asian country ...! Welcome to Paris because here is whatever your heart and body desire', will be the slogan that visitors arriving at...

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Funny story: The New Hunda Highbred Sexmobile

The New Hunda Highbred Sexmobile

The Hunda Motor Corp. set themselves apart from American automakers in the 80's and 90's by designing quality vehicles without all the toys and buzzers and with good quality cars at a lower price. This decade, Hunda made their mark by introducing...

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Funny story: Du Beke apologises on-air for Strictly Come Dancing

Du Beke apologises on-air for Strictly Come Dancing

Anton du Beke, a dancer you won't of heard of in 6 months time, has apologised on air for Strictly Come Dancing, saying it was 'inappropriate', 'offensive' and he didn't know why the BBC transmitted it. The programme, shown everyday at 7 p.m. and...

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Funny story: Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

Although 99% Of Men Say It's "NO!", "Whatever" Polled To Be Most Annoying Word For 2009

According to a new study "Whatever" is the most annoying word but for the 6,000th year in a row, men say that it is "No!" If you're in the US or planning to go there, whatever you do don't use the word "Whatever" stated the article! For some...

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Funny story: Fred Phelps In Bum Sex Scandal

Fred Phelps In Bum Sex Scandal

Hardcore Kansas Pastor Fred Phelps Sr. has become embroiled in a sensational bum sex scandal. The leader of the controversial Westbro Baptist Church is accused of bedding a bum on a recent trip to Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he was protesting at t...

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Funny story: Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...

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Funny story: Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Indian Airline Claims Sex Flight A Success

Executives at an Indian airline have hailed as a tremendous success, a new service which caters for the depraved and sex-mad amongst travellers, providing in-flight gratuitous sex facilities. Kabbadi Air started its service with a flight from the...

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