Hayley Taylor said the millions of unemployed Need carrots, not sticks! And help to understand the messages from the Government dicks, Not bullying, threatening, mocking or dirty Government tricks, And their volatile confusing verbal acrobatics! Liam Fox MP was dignified, but still disgraced, this week don't you know, His resignation as Defence Secretary must have been a blow, To his frien...
CODY, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped off in Cody, Nebraska, the home of Aunt Agatha's Diet Cornbread. Bachmann spoke at the local high school's parking lot before a crowd estimated to be in the vicinity of...
CHICAGO - It's one thing if you get caught transferring money around to disguise a bribe scandal, it's another thing if you pursue income from bribes and don't get caught. That's what former Governor Rod Blagojevich thinks as he awaits his sentence d...
"The UK is on so many highs at the moment, so we should not be putting down these record breaking efforts created by the Coalition Government". The claim comes from the Chancellor of the Exchequer's second secretary's assistant filing clerk's part...
NEW YORK CITY - Considering the Occupy protests that have slowed business as usual in many financial centers, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg called up his pal, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and asked him if he wanted to found a coun...
London - The time honored tradition invariably sees caught-short dumpsters reach for a handfull of grass from parks' prolific stinging nettle patches - unless of course some other, more absorbent material is handy. Today red-faced Cabinet ministe...
As the Independent said: Yet again, the choice of music at annual party conferences has become a source of mirth, highlighting our elected representatives' inability to connect with popular culture, fashion, trends, or suitability. Amongst the music recommended as suitable by attendees at the Conservative Party conference were: 'Fiddler on the roof' - by Jerome Robbins 'Careless Whisper'...
At a press conference this afternoon, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie put the final nail in the coffin that he had put the final nail in last week by declaring he was not running for President of the Unites States. Reporters, like horny college...
It has been widely reported in the media (BBC, Telegraph, Manchester Evening News etc) that the current Conservative Party Conference will generate £27,000,000 for the local economy. A total of 13,000 delegates will each spend up to four days in t...
President Obama in a special outreach to his core base of voters addressed the Congressional Black Caucus as he continued his non stop Re-Immaculation Campaign (RIC) leading up to the 2012 election. While acknowledging he didn't speak "Austrian",...
Orlando,FL--- Fighting back from obscurity Herman Cain, former President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City, has won the Florida Republican Presidential straw poll. One of the keys to his success was the promotion of his 6-6-6 plan. The 6...
New Delhi: Denying all possible connections to SpectrumGate, the scam over allotment of 2G spectrum to telecom companies, the Hon'ble (sic) Home Minister C Pitambaram claimed that he was misunderstood on the issue. Stopping short of saying that it w...
Many people make the mistake of thinking that politics is all about people and that science plays no part in it. These people are clearly wrong. I will tell you why - and I'm not talking about getting a degree in political science either. I already discussed how dark matter influences parliament in my book You Can't Polish a Turd - the Civil Servant's Manual, so I will not repeat myself here.
President Obama took time off from campaigning to throw his support behind the NBA player's union as contract negotiations have broken off and the owners have declared a 'lockout' threatening the 2011-2012 season. In an informal rant after a picku...
Whilst most Britons believed that politicians had done their best to combat the rise of most abhorrent dances, an overwhelming majority were still critical of MP's delectation for the 'twist and shout'. This latest poll, published in the Indepen...
MY THOUGHTS ON MP's Today Our beloved crooked MP's, got elected using lies, nepotism, and audacity, Along with astucity, loquacity, Daddies money, and much pugnacity, The rich ones got selected for office, where they use their verbosity, No one questioned their morals, nihilism, greed, or alcoholicity, They hang on to office using bribes, lies, backhanders and speciosity, Fiddle...
David William Donald Cameron, the Coalition's leader, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service and Leader of the Conservative Party, and Hater of the Poor, and representatives for Witney as its Member of Parliament (MP) - we thought the following anagrams were the most applicable of his name and nature, of those sent in to the Upper Denture...
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