A 38-year-old man and his dog were attacked by a pit bull type toddler while walking in Ravenscliffe, Bradford.
In what is being touted as L.A.'s version of "Dance of the Sugar-Plumb Ferries" L.A.P.D. and French motorcycle policemen squared off with their Yamahas, curtsied to one another and began a week-long dance that culminated with the Golden...
For many years now there have been problems with recruitment in the UK capital's police force, but until now the London Metropolitan force has always relied on humans for its day-to-day policing.
A surprising development today at the Highland Games as top hammer thrower, Findlay Spindley, was beamed aboard a mysterious space-craft just as he was about to throw for the championship.
Surprising news today as The Independent Police Complaints Commission says it has identified a case which could be heard in public.
Drowning Street, SW1 - (Ass Mess): The cash-for-peerages probe took a dramatic twist today with the news that Camilla's elevation to the rank of Duchess last year cost the UK Hellfire Club a staggering £500 million in deft backhanders to the Murd...
Celebrity and pseudo actress Nicole Richie, most famous for being the friend of Paris Hilton (and co-star of her former reality show) and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, was arrested for driving while intoxicated. Richie was taken to the local pol...
London - (Ass Mess): Police investigating the toxic poisoning of ex-KGB spook Alex Litvinenko have issued a grim warning to partying Londoners that this year's Xmas supplies of cocaine may have been contaminated with Plutonium 210 - the lethal po...
California, Huntington Beach police revealed today that they regularly plant evidence on unsuspecting citizens to teach rookie officers the fine art of setting up a suspect.
East End Gangster, Ed "Stick 'em" Knifeman, is said to be totally off his trolley and flaming livid with ill-concealed rage at having been 'done up like a kipper' at the hands of a police 'nark'.
London (Associated Mess): Serial plagiarist and record-holding self-publicist wannabe-author JK Rowling fled her Kensington mansion early today after being tipped off that the Met's SO19 Serious and Organised Crimes Agency was about to bust her...
Washington -- Hollywood has no patent on contentious (vicious, even) breakups. DC can show "The Wood" a thing or two when it comes to bitter splits.
(LITTLE ROCK) - Little Rock police say that former President Clinton was arrested yesterday NOT because he single-handedly destroyed a Starbucks but because "after" trashing the place Clinton knowingly and willingly, still ticked the heck...
London - (AssocCIAted Mess): Police officers from the Met's Anti-Corruption Unit have given their strongest hint yet that they have found the smoking gun they need to bust the lame duck Prime Monster in their investigation of the bungs-for-peera...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police investigating the fraud, embezzlement and extortion paper trail of Culture Secretary Tessa Jowl's shyster-lawyer husband David 'Dark Satanic' Mills have arrested a fugitive Sicilian mobster Raffaele Cal...
Salisbury, Wiltshire - (Associated Mess): A new and awesome crop circle image has appeared on Salisbury Plain this month and is wreaking havoc among bent security/intelligence spooks charged with erasing the Bush/Blair criminal records of the 1960s...
Chequers, Buckinghamshire - (Associated Mess): Police from the Met's Anti-Terrorist division have extended their search for explosives to bushes planted in the Prime Minister's official country residence Chequers.
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