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Funny story: Blair's firstborn is Shirley Porter's gerrymandering accomplice

Blair's firstborn is Shirley Porter's gerrymandering accomplice

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The epic saga of the Thatcher era homes-for-votes fiasco took a sinister turn today as the latest Euro-Septic Tory glory-boy David Cameron emerged as the number one police suspect in Dame Shirley Porter's disastrous...

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Funny story: Levy bust cops eye spooky new Cherie guru Greene

Levy bust cops eye spooky new Cherie guru Greene

10 Downing Street, London - (AssoCIAted Mess): A silky-smooth and highly polished Metropolitan Police counter-intelligence operation is in full swing as UK security/intelligence agencies home in on the latest parvenu that Cherry Bush QC has tried to...

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Funny story: Conspiracy to Get Rid of Annoying People by Taking Them for Spacewalks Is Busted

Conspiracy to Get Rid of Annoying People by Taking Them for Spacewalks Is Busted

Boston, Massachusetts -- First came the amazing news that the company Space Adventures plans to offer spacewalks to space tourists. Then came even more amazing news. Boston police have just busted a conspiracy of millionaires (calling themselves R...

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Funny story: Another dodgy Opus Dei banker found suicided under bridge

Another dodgy Opus Dei banker found suicided under bridge

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Tessa Jowl's beleagured dodgy husband David 'Dark Satanic' Mills was sweating plutonium today following the news that Italian police have discovered the body of Opus Dei banker Gianmario Roveraro who disappear...

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Funny story: ENRON body count grows as another banker tops himself

ENRON body count grows as another banker tops himself

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police are investigating the sudden and mysterious death of ENRON fiasco investment banker Neil Coulbeck whose body was found in woodland 'by the bushes' shortly after being questioned by the FBI about his eyewitn...

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Funny story: Things Can Only Get Bitter as cops bust Poodle's bagman

Things Can Only Get Bitter as cops bust Poodle's bagman

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Prime Monster's Middle East envoy, top fun raiser and official bagman Michael Levy is in a North London slammer today after the Serious and Organised Fraud Squad of the Metropolitan Police busted him in their inve...

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Funny story: Blair: "I'm no dictator"

Blair: "I'm no dictator"

London - (Associated Mess): In a robust defence of his inimicable leadership style a frantic Tony Blair lashed out at critics in Parliament today disputing widely accepted DNA police evidence that he is a direct descendant of war criminals hired by...

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Funny story: Family Raided

Family Raided

A west London family are after Armed Police stormed their home following a report there may be some left over free food. The Tiresome family from Kensington had enjoyed a selection of pizzas, burgers and soda drinks with a DVD, when a passing pedestr...

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Funny story: Fraud Squad say Rowling takes the biscuit

Fraud Squad say Rowling takes the biscuit

London - (Re-Uterus & Associated Mess): Officers of the Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad have confirmed today that the woman publicly claiming authorship of the Harry Potter children's books is a convicted serial fraudster who has stolen all seve...

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Funny story: Home Office bungles News International sweat shop rescue

Home Office bungles News International sweat shop rescue

London - Last week, Police and Home Office officials bungled the rescue of 66 illegal immigrants from the clutches of one of Britain's seediest employers.

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Funny story: Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

CLIFTON, New Jersey (AP) Clifton Police are investigating a shooting that took place outside a supermarket. "It appears this shooting might be linked to the string of cell phone shootings," said a detective. Since last March, a mysterious gunman has...

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Funny story: Freed foreign criminals on the run crisis: deportation looms

Freed foreign criminals on the run crisis: deportation looms

London, Saturday 29 April 2006, (Associated Mess): The Metropolitan Police has confirmed today that it is about to take drastic action on the fiasco of missing foreign ex-prisoners on the run who have so far escaped deportation. And top of their...

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Funny story: Cheney To Head Mafia

Cheney To Head Mafia

Following the recent arrest of Bernardo Provenzano, former head of the Mafia, a vacuum was created soon to be filled by retiring Vice President Dick Cheney. Mr. Provenzano eluded the police (real thing, not old singing group) for the last 43 years, w...

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Funny story: Iraqi Violence, British Heist, Seems Like Halloween

Iraqi Violence, British Heist, Seems Like Halloween

Police uniforms in the UK and in Iraq have taken on a new look recently, as British police officers have begun to dress up like bandits while Iraqi security forces are disguising themselves as masked insurgents.

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Funny story: Era of mismatched cop buddies now just two days from retirement

Era of mismatched cop buddies now just two days from retirement

Recent figures from the National Office of Statistics are set to confirm the worst fears of the Home Office and afficionado's of generic 80's cop movies across the UK today: mismatched partnerships are no longer working in Britains police for...

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Funny story: Police cars to multi-task

Police cars to multi-task

News that many police officers in the UK have to take on secondary jobs has led to further announcements by Tony Blair in Parliament.

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Funny story: President Bush taps Harold Hurtt to replace Michael Chertoff

President Bush taps Harold Hurtt to replace Michael Chertoff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After hearing Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt's remarks in one of the Police Chief's recent press conferences, President George W. Bush gave praise to Chief Hurtt.

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