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Funny story: Wacko's Backo

Wacko's Backo

Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jac...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Buys Another Baby

Michael Jackson Buys Another Baby

In a defiant move, Michael Jackson decided to celebrate what he calls his ‘impending acquittal' on child molestation charges, by purchasing another white baby boy. Jackson revealed his new purchase by pulling the sheathed baby out of his trench c...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Dances Atop SUV After Court Appearance

Martha Stewart Dances Atop SUV After Court Appearance

Ripping a page from the Michael Jackson court appearance play book, arts and crafts goddess Martha Stewart climbed her way (taking 15 minutes) on top of a black Cadillac Escalade parked just outside the courtroom moments after pleading not guilty to...

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Funny story: I got your Back Son!

I got your Back Son!

Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Pleads Guilty

Michael Jackson Pleads Guilty

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Pop superstar Michael Jackson arrived 21 minutes late to his arraignment, which had been scheduled for 8:30 a.m. PST. Superior Court Judge Rodney S. Melville scolded him saying, "Mr. Jackson, you have started out on...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson announces plans for reality TV series

Michael Jackson announces plans for reality TV series

Michael Jackson yesterday announced plans for his own reality TV show . The new series which already has an archive of footage shot over the past 14 years will screen on Cables XXX Uncensored channel next summer. The first series will feature guest...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's UK Tour to go ahead

Michael Jackson's UK Tour to go ahead

Michael Jackson has said that he will be flying to the UK in the new year in order to promote his new album, Touching Bottoms.

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Funny story: Jacko Bites The Queen's Favourite Corgi, 'Gripper'-- Turns Albino Overnight

Jacko Bites The Queen's Favourite Corgi, 'Gripper'-- Turns Albino Overnight

The Queen revealed her sensitive side when she was informed that her favourite corgi, Gripper, had been bitten by Michael Jackson.

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Funny story: Jacko to seek Assylum

Jacko to seek Assylum

Michael Jackson, who was charged on Thursday with seven counts of child molesting is facing calls to have him barred from the UK.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Verdict

Michael Jackson Verdict

NEVERLAND RANCH -- After a tolling and restless trial, Michael Jackson was found unanimously innocent by the Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday afternoon. Standing arm-in-arm with his lawyer, Michael bid a fond greeting complete with silly laugh...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson: Sexiest Man Alive

Michael Jackson: Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine announced today its' selection for its' yearly Sexiest Man Alive---Michael Jackson.

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Funny story: Jackson Playing at the Superbowl?

Jackson Playing at the Superbowl?

Emily Holden told reporters on Wednesday that she saw Michael Jackson playing number 3 on the visitors side.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

Michael Jackson to be in Fourth Harry Potter movie

LONDON, ENGLAND- Warner Bros. announced a new addition to the cast of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire today. Michael Jackson was recently added to be the voice of the House Elf, Winky.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson escapes from police

Michael Jackson escapes from police

Dangerous kiddie-snaffler Michael Jackson has escaped from custody today, and made off with an Ice Cream van which he plans to use to lure children into his clutches.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Obsession With Children: The Truth

Michael Jackson's Obsession With Children: The Truth

Michael Jackson has revealed that his obsession with children is not sexual in nature, but is instead linked to his desire to remain "forever young". The forty-five year old singer, once a child star himself, is said to be devastated by the...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson arrested for thinking about his childhood

Michael Jackson arrested for thinking about his childhood

Crazy popstar, Michael Jackson, has been arrested this morning in relation to findings made during the search on his Neverland ranch. Jackson, 45, was taken into custody without any signs of struggle other than his torn clothes and bloodied face.

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