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Funny story: Scouse Outrage As Manchester United Make 'Ferry' Official Club Anthem

Scouse Outrage As Manchester United Make 'Ferry' Official Club Anthem

Long regarded as an homage to the city of Liverpool, Gerry And The Pacemakers 60's hit song 'Ferry Cross The Mersey' today dominates headlines worldwide after being adopted as the official club anthem of...arch rivals Manchester United! Liverpudli...

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Funny story: Entire Barcelona Team To Be Rested Prior To CL Final

Entire Barcelona Team To Be Rested Prior To CL Final

Barcelona coach Pepe Guardiola was last night accused of being 'not very sporting' by observers, following the announcement from the Nou Camp that he is set to rest his ENTIRE first choice team for Saturday's La Liga clash with Osasuna, in the run up...

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Funny story: Outrage as Man Utd announce team to face Hull

Outrage as Man Utd announce team to face Hull

Carrington, Manchester: Ronaldo OUT! Rooney OUT! Vidic OUT! - Stevens IN! Harvey IN! Martin IN! Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson faced the wrath of 3 north east football teams today after he announced his team to face relegation threate...

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Funny story: Bobby Charlton Called Up For Hull City Game

Bobby Charlton Called Up For Hull City Game

As the Premier League season draws to its fantastic conclusion, Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has come under increasing criticism over his team selection to face Hull City at the KC Stadium on Sunday, but the enigmatic Scot has dumbfounded...

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Funny story: Neville And Giggs Grounded

Neville And Giggs Grounded

Gary Neville and Ryan Giggs have been grounded for a week by Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson after the pair danced on the bar of a Manchester club as they celebrated United's EIGHTEENTH successful championship campaign and started singing...

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Funny story: Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Ovrebo bids for UEFA Final between Man U and Barca

Controversial referee Tom Ovrebo has appealed to UEFA Referee's committee for the officiating of the UEFA Champion's League Final between FC Barcelona and Manchester United FC. He says this is the only way to punish Didier Drogba, John Terry and M...

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Funny story: Rafa Relents - Congratulates Fergie In Person And Buys Him A Pint

Rafa Relents - Congratulates Fergie In Person And Buys Him A Pint

Following an initial strop of unprecedented proportions, Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez finally conceded that his battle of wills with Manchester United supremo Sir Alex Ferguson was over, for now at least. Benitez had congratulated Manchester United...

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Funny story: Manchester United 'Fan' Starts To Panic

Manchester United 'Fan' Starts To Panic

Manchester United supporters come in all shapes and sizes, all colours and creeds, and from all corners of the planet, and it is the right of every human being to choose which football club he associates himself with. Sometimes though, these assoc...

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Funny story: Rainy Night In Wigan

Rainy Night In Wigan

Manchester United's grip on the Premiership appeared for a while to slacken off as they fell a goal behind to Wigan Athletic on a wet and windy night in Wigan. Following a brief tussle with United defender Nemanja Vidic, who ended up on his arse,...

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Funny story: Horror Of All Horrors - Tevez To Join Liverpool?

Horror Of All Horrors - Tevez To Join Liverpool?

Manchester United fans awoke to a living nightmare this morning when it was announced that Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez rather fancies joining Liverpool. Tevez has been publicly unhappy about his limited appearances for United, despite doing a...

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Funny story: UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

UEFA Climbdown On Fletcher Likely

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that European football's governing body, UEFA, may well back down over the Darren Fletcher sending-off incident during the Champions League match between Manchester United and Arsenal on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

News just in from FA headquarters is that former Premier League referee, Graham Poll, has been apprehended and taken to a secure psychiatric unit after a bizarre statement he made regarding Tuesday night's Champions League match between Arsenal and M...

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Funny story: Salford Man In Sixth Floor Window Protest

Salford Man In Sixth Floor Window Protest

Ecstasy turned to agony for Salford man Mickey Finn in the early hours of this morning. Finn,38 had been up all night celebrating Manchester United's 3-1 triumph at the Emirates last night and looking forward to a trip to Rome for the CL Final. Mr...

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Funny story: Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Ferguson Says Italian Ref Should Be "Struck Off" Over Darren Fletcher Red Card

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has said that the dismissal of Darren Fletcher by referee Roberto Rosetti in last night's Champions League semi-final victory against Arsenal, was "a tragedy" and that the Italian should be "struck off".

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Funny story: Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

Arsenal Ladies No Match For United

At 1-0 down, it was always going to an enormous task for Arsenal to square things up in their Champions League semi-final second leg against Manchester United tonight, but fielding their women's team was never going to be enough, and so it proved.

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Funny story: Manchester United Squad Arrested

Manchester United Squad Arrested

Sir Alex Ferguson was reportedly 'spitting feathers' following the arrest of the entire Manchester United squad, staff, and officials at their London hotel in the early hours of the morning. All parties were detained and interrogated at Paddington...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Regrets Terrible Champions League Record

Sir Alex Ferguson Regrets Terrible Champions League Record

Sir Alex Ferguson has told journalists at a Press conference earlier today, that although he has enjoyed a wonderful reign in charge of Manchester United, he regrets having a poor record in the Champions League. United have won the CL just twice u...

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