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Funny story: United States to Annex State of Anxiety

United States to Annex State of Anxiety

Not to be deterred by his failed bid to purchase Greenland, United States President, Donald Trump, recently announced that the nation will be annexing the 51st state - specifically, the state of Anxiety. "Rich in natural resources like indigenous...

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Funny story: Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

Map of Hurricane Dorian Shows Trump Abuse of Power

WASHINGTON DC - Democrats are certain that they now have the evidence to impeach President Trump, because of the NOAA weather map of Hurricane Dorian from August 29th. Every meteorologist and a former Canadian Prime Minister had 100% certainty that a...

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Funny story: Demand For Sharpies Soar After Trump Uses One to Move a Hurricane--Ticonderoga To Enter Market Also

Demand For Sharpies Soar After Trump Uses One to Move a Hurricane--Ticonderoga To Enter Market Also

Meteorologists, insurance executives, military officials, and first responders around the world are frantically purchasing Sharpies pens by the crate. Apparently, the arms race for Sharpies has been triggered by President Trump, when he used one to...

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Funny story: Alabama Gets Emergency Hurricane Funding

Alabama Gets Emergency Hurricane Funding

Montgomery, AL - Weeks after suffering the ills of Hurricane Dorian, the Governor of the State of Alabama asked for emergency funding to help it rebuild. In an emotional interview on 60 minutes, GOP Governor Kay Ivey could uttered only one word. "...

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Funny story: Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

In a rare moment of bi-partisanship, Republicans and Democrats are united and their new found unity will have major implications for immigration policy and the U.S. labor market. According to Shiv Aalok, White House Minister of Truth, Democrat House...

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Funny story: International Peace Marathon in Washington DC to feature participation of National Security Adviser as IRAN.

International Peace Marathon in Washington DC to feature participation of National Security Adviser as IRAN.

National Security Adviser John Bolton dropped a bombshell in the White House War Room, when he declared that he had an Epiphany that lasted several hours through a sleep-deprived night. “I’ve been itching to drop a bombshell on you-know-whom in t...

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Funny story: Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes

Trump Promises to Be the Eye of Present and Future Hurricanes

Pledging to help Americans and even Puerto Ricans remain calm in the face of the severe storms that are more and more frequently battering the United States for no particular reason, President Donald Trump promised to be the "eye" of present and futu...

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Funny story: Donald reflects

Donald reflects

"Danes are jerks", mused Donald Trump philosophically, reflecting on his recent rebuff from Mette Frederiksen, Prime Minister of Denmark, following his bid to acquire Greenland. "I'd 've built 15 golf courses by Christmas, a gold mine, I'm tellin'...

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Funny story: Trump is Controlling Hurricane Dorian by Twitter Feed

Trump is Controlling Hurricane Dorian by Twitter Feed

Somewhere in Virginia, President Trump once again proved his power, as he informed the nation that he was keeping Hurricane Dorian under control via his executive powers and Twitter feed while golfing in Virginia. "I, the Chosen One, am doing my b...

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Funny story: Trump Suggests Downgrading Hurricanes To Prevent Them Becoming Bigger

Trump Suggests Downgrading Hurricanes To Prevent Them Becoming Bigger

Donald Trump apparently forgot that two hurricanes that have been 'on his watch' reached Category 5, when he said, "I've heard of Category 4; I didn't realize that Category 5 was a thing!" "No, I don't see why we are allowing hurricanes to reach C...

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Funny story: Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

Trade War with China Causes Trump to Increase Immigration from Mexico

In a bizarre turn of events, two seemingly unrelated issues, Mexican immigration to the US and Chinese-USA trade negotiations, are now intertwined with results that were completely unpredictable just last week. According to White House officials, US...

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Funny story: Trump Ex-Wife Reveals All His Secrets--Including His Biggest Hero!

Trump Ex-Wife Reveals All His Secrets--Including His Biggest Hero!

New York, NY In an exclusive interview (which cost this publication a pretty penny), Marla Maples, ex-wife of President Trump, revealed many unrevealed tidbits about Trump. It is thought that Ms. Maples is revealing all this in retaliation for Trump...

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Funny story: U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

Not to be outdone by former president Barack Obama's signature healthcare plan commonly known as Obamacare, United States president Donald Trump has rebranded his self-initiated border policy of imposing criminal penalties for unauthorized border cro...

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Funny story: Trump Complains about European Hurricane Model Showing Total Destruction of Only Mara Largo In Florida

Trump Complains about European Hurricane Model Showing Total Destruction of Only Mara Largo In Florida

An angry Donald Trump sent several Tweets this morning regarding a European hurricane model that seemed to show Hurricane Dorian targeting Mara Lago, the resort owned by Donald Trump in Florida. The model shows Dorian coming on shore and somehow...

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Funny story: Even More Breaking News Than Yesterday

Even More Breaking News Than Yesterday

THE WIRED STREET URINAL Reporter: KR Schwartz August 30th 2019 This morning, Scotland’s first Minister Nicola Sturgeon announced the unprecedented action of nationalizing U.S. President Donald Trump's two golf courses in Scotland, Aberdeen &...

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Funny story: Trump Chastises Scientists For Never Agreeing With Him

Trump Chastises Scientists For Never Agreeing With Him

Science Town, USA President Donald Trump has spoken out against scientists in his latest statement. He is mad because none of the scientists would validate or verify all the things he made up. "That Danish lady trying to tell me that crazy wind p...

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Funny story: Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits

Queen Sets New Rules for Trump Visits

Buckingham Palace, London, England Queen Elizabeth, after finding the front lawn of Buckingham ruined after the last visit to the palace by US president, Donald Trump, has instituted some new rules.These have been necessary due to Trump's helicopter...

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