A massive sting operation has exposed an illegal alien sweatshop in Lancashire reported to be the homebase for the Internet satire website known as TheSpoof.com. Located in an abandoned call centre the sweatshop kept several hundred of illegal ali...
It's just been revealed that writers on satirical website TheSpoof.com have been cooling off on fictional "woman/girl" Chamone in favour of a series of ads run on the site by an online game known as 'Evony' Whilst the avatar of Chamone looks reaso...
A bitter little fucker who formerly wrote on satiric website TheSpoof.com, has vowed to get revenge on the other writers who drove him away. The un-named writer said that he once wrote vaguely comedic stories about the misadventures of minor celeb...
Following an emotional television advertisement, eschewing the benefits of fishing, a Spoof contributor today announced that he would be taking up the 'sport' because it made sense and was just too difficult a challenge to resist. The writer, who...
It's just been announced that Pee-Wee Herman, aka actor Paul Reubens is to play the lead role in upcoming Hollywood blockbuster 'Reservoir Dogs II' At the moment, it's all very hush-hush with Hollywood execs and movie moguls keeping tight lipped.
It's just been revealed that the swine flu is getting more hits than UK based satirical website TheSpoof.com's current top writer, Wire Piddle. Nobody could ever have anticipated this development. Even UK Prime Minister with just the one eye, Gord...
Casting has started in Hollywood for the new 'Kojak' movie, hotly tipped to be the blockbuster movie of summer 2010. Kojak, originally starred baldy actor Telly Savalas as a lollipop sucking NYPD detective whose catchphrase was: "Who loves ya baby...
In the early hours of this morning, we received a call from Spoof writer Skoob 1999 who told us that he wanted to discuss the Michael Jackson 'situation' so we somewhat reluctantly headed for the idiot's house. Skoob, looking frail and skinny and probably addicted to painkillers and Belgian beer ushered us in and asked us to take a seat. After getting yet another beer from the fridge, Skoob...
We can reveal today that the Devil, aka Satan, Beelzebub etc, who had been hanging around a Spoof writer eagerly awaiting a 666th story, finally got on his BSA Bantam motorcycle and returned to the inferno immortalised by Italian poet Dante. The D...
Father Nick Christmas, a Roman Catholic priest, of St Dustbin's in Todmorden, West Yorkshire was recovering quietly at home today after shitting his pants assisting a colleague in an exorcism. Father Christmas had expressed doubts about the ritual...
Local radio station 665 closed down today after seven years of broadcasting because bosses pulled the plug, describing it as 'crap' Steve Shite and Geraldine who presented the breakfast show were devastated by the closure. Shite told us: "I'll...
A big black blob has been sighted floating about in the Arctic Ocean off the coast of Alaska. Eerily reminiscent of a Stephen King short story, the big black blob, which is not thought to be extraterrestrial in origin has been watched ferociously...
Crap Spoofer Skoob1999 was today reported to be in a panic as Spoof story 666 loomed on the horizon. "I didn't realise what I was getting myself into," a sobbing Skoob told us. "I thought it was all about having a beer or three and taking the piss...
Just in: (That's what they call a chap with a one-inch penis around here, Justin) Spoof contributor Skoob1999, who by his own admission is absolutely rubbish, has been observed amid a sea of cigarette ash and crumpled beer cans contemplating story...
Sadly, it had an air of inevitability about it. A bit like Janet Leigh in Psycho, it all had to end in tears and shreiking violins. Reports coming in on the wire (?) told us that Chamone was dead at last. The hapless Spoof reporter apparently got...
An unnamed writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com was said to be nervous and anxious as he filed his 653rd Spoof News item. Using basic mathematics, the writer deduced that he was a mere 13 stories away from the satanic 666 figure, and that 13...
It's been revealed that TheSpoof.com writer Skoob1999 has adopted a female alter-ego in an an attempt to boost his flagging ratings. Speaking from a fag-ash littered desk, amid a sea of empty beer cans, Skoob (who by the way is a total prick) told...
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