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Funny story: Terrorists Vow Vengeance on Satirists

Terrorists Vow Vengeance on Satirists

Satirists have been warned by outraged terrorists that they will "rot in the festering belly of cancerous serpents" for what are being viewed as irreverent comments.

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Funny story: U.K. Fights Terrorism Without Torture, Gitmo, Patriot Act

U.K. Fights Terrorism Without Torture, Gitmo, Patriot Act

London -- Stunning their American counterparts, London police, MI6 and other British intelligence agencies appear to be mounting a successful battle against terrorism without suspending civil liberties, torturing suspects, or violating the Geneva Con...

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Funny story: Terrorists Mock Washington, Re-Brand Terrorism "Explosive Diplomacy"

Terrorists Mock Washington, Re-Brand Terrorism "Explosive Diplomacy"

From Al-Jazeera -- According to a posting on the Al-Jazeera website, terrorists throughout the Middle East were "highly amused" by the Bush administration's recent decision to re-brand the "War on Terrorism" as a "Global...

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Funny story: Jane Fonda to End War on Terrorism

Jane Fonda to End War on Terrorism

Washington, D.C.--Jane Fonda, that veteran vixen of Vietnam vehemence, is at it again. Only this time she's a-totin'! Yep, that once traitorous trollop has appealed to the Bush administration to join American and allied armed forces, lending her "ser...

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Funny story: What, Me Worry?

What, Me Worry?

A new Pew Research poll shows that nearly 50% of Germans, 57% of Frenchmen and nearly a third of British citizens believe that the United States is over-reacting to the threat of Terrorism. President George W. Bush, wearing a flack jacket, helmet, ga...

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Funny story: Hells Angels to Take Over War on Terrorism

Hells Angels to Take Over War on Terrorism

The Bush Administration plans to announce this week that the legendary motorcycle gang, Hells Angels, will be taking over the struggling war on terrorism.

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Funny story: Moussaoui Set to Plead Not Guilty to Terrorism but Guilty of Suspicion

Moussaoui Set to Plead Not Guilty to Terrorism but Guilty of Suspicion

WASHINGTON Apr, 2005 - Alleged Sept. 11 conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui was set to plead not guilty Friday to terrorism charges since, to do so would mean the crimes carry a possible death sentence. However, with such a high profile and delicate case,...

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Funny story: FBI Recruits "School Shooters" for the Matrix Reloaded Metal Spider Attack 5 ‘Who's The Next One'

FBI Recruits "School Shooters" for the Matrix Reloaded Metal Spider Attack 5 ‘Who's The Next One'

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has started a massive recruitment drive for ‘school shooters'. The FBI has had a lacklustre performance over the last few years and is considered responsible for letting several acts of terrorism go ahead unchecked...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Behind Consumer Terrorism

Al Qaeda Behind Consumer Terrorism

Vigilant consumer watchdogs have foiled a terrorist plot which could have literally brought Britain to its knees.

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Funny story: Guantanamo Four To Release Single

Guantanamo Four To Release Single

The four Britons freed without charge after questioning by anti-terrorism officers following their release from Guantanamo Bay are to bring out a single next month.

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Funny story: Felon in White House

Felon in White House

Reporters around the country have been disappearing, not off the face of the earth, but from mainstream television news, after asking a single question of President Bush. It began when Tim Russert asked: Since the president is tough on terrorism and...

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Funny story: Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

Platform calls for Nader resigning... or else

WASHINGTON -- The 2004 Democratic platform to be presented to the party's convention in July calls for a wholesale rewriting of President Bush's national security strategy, promises a focus on preventing nuclear terrorism and calls for bribin...

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Funny story: Stars turn out for US Terrorism Awards 2004

Stars turn out for US Terrorism Awards 2004

The jury of judges, headlining Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld, United States Army Chief of Staff General Schoomaker and Secretary of State Colin Powell, opened the highly prestigious US Terrorism Awards 2004 ceremony at a packed and excited Pen...

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Funny story: Registered terrorist program takes off

Registered terrorist program takes off

Tuesday, June 29, 2004 Posted: 3:34 AM EDT (0734 GMT)...

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Funny story: Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Colin Powell: Not a Happy Camper...Needs New Gear

Secretary of State Colin Powell has characterized himself as "not a happy camper" during comments made regarding the 2003 Terrorism Report debacle. While this reporter has no idea what the Terrorism Report is all about, one can easily understand what...

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Funny story: Bin Laden to release Album

Bin Laden to release Album

It has been leaked to The Spoof today by Al-Qaeda links that Osama Bin Laden is planning a come back to the world. Not with a heinous act of terrorism, but with a new album.

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Funny story: Patriot Act 2 passed by Congress, public calls it "Doubleplusgood!"

Patriot Act 2 passed by Congress, public calls it "Doubleplusgood!"

WASHINGTON-By an overwhelming margin, the White House passed the controversial Patriot Act 2, allowing broader surveillance controls to combat terrorism. Its impact has been felt immediately, as the public has unanimously decided it is beneficial.

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