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Funny story: Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Jade Goody Beheading Foiled

Twelve men have been arrested and charged under the Terrorism Act in Birmingham after a plot to kidnap a member of the public was uncovered this morning.

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Funny story: Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond, co-presenter of Top Gear, was back this week fronting the show that nearly killed him. Investigators into his crash, meanwhile, think they have found evidence that will link al-Qaeda to the incident.

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Funny story: Amnesty international claim Camp X-ray 'not fit for human habitation'

Amnesty international claim Camp X-ray 'not fit for human habitation'

President Bush reacted angrily to the damning report from Amnesty International, which claimed that America's highest profile detention centre, Camp X-ray, 'was not fit to keep shit in.'...

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Funny story: Failed Bombers Sue Over 'Unreliable' Hair Bleach

Failed Bombers Sue Over 'Unreliable' Hair Bleach

The five men accused of attempting to blow up commuters on the 21st of July 2005 have each launched individual high court actions against the Hair-dressing supply warehouse who supplied them with over 450 litres of Hydrogen Peroxide.

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Funny story: MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

News Corp.'s MySpace said on Tuesday it will offer in the next 30 days a technology to identify and block known terrorists from the popular online social network.

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Funny story: Pentagon Spying on Americans' Financial Records Revealed

Pentagon Spying on Americans' Financial Records Revealed

Herr Commandant Pedro Javier Espenada, of the Pentagon's Counterintelligence Field Activity agency, or CIFA, said it has become necessary to monitor the financial records of any Americans who might be suspected of supporting terrorism. He pointe...

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Funny story: MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

In conjunction with the release of e-mail and mobile alerts to the general public, MI5 have also today released details of the renaming of the levels of security threat.

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Funny story: That Smell - It's Those Nasty Terrorists Again!

That Smell - It's Those Nasty Terrorists Again!

Police in New York have established that the bad smell that has been wafting through the city these past few days is the work of Islamic extremists.

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Funny story: Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

New York City - Witnesses here stared in curiosity today as a man on a hang-glider smashed into the side of a New York City skyscraper, wounding one and killing one. Both of them him.

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Funny story: Terror Group Claims To Be Behind Britain's Pea Souper

Terror Group Claims To Be Behind Britain's Pea Souper

A hitherto unknown terror group "Misty Action Warriors" is claiming that it is behind the dense fog that is causing havoc all over Britain.

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Funny story: Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

As a follow up to the recently announced "Automatic Targeting System" by the department of Homeland Security, government officials released what they see as the next step in a process designed to rid the world of terrorists, trouble makers,...

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Funny story: Security questioned after Stormont Terrorist Drama

Security questioned after Stormont Terrorist Drama

Security was tightened at Stormont buildings in Belfast after a convicted terrorist was apprehended by two security guards.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Scotland Yard was yesterday forced to apologise after shooting dead the Second Coming of Our Lord And Saviour, Mr Jesus H Christ.

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Funny story: Four Year Old Sam Adams Called Terrorist By Bob Woodward

Four Year Old Sam Adams Called Terrorist By Bob Woodward

(Washington, D.C.) Four-year-old Sam Adams, recently stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight in San Diego because his name matches a Sam Adams on the Transportation Security Administrations' "no-fly" list, might just be a terrori...

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Funny story: George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Just two weeks before the Congressional elections on November 7 which are expected to hand Congress over to the Democrats, President George Bush suddenly developed a conscience and admitted that he has been "very bad and dishon...

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Funny story: Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

In new, yet unconfirmed Osama video delivered by a dolphin to the Miami Coast Guard station, bin Laden states, "We have convinced stingrays that Americans and their coalition allies are evil and must be destroyed."...

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Funny story: Disney-ABC to take over Washington DC

Disney-ABC to take over Washington DC

Hard on the heels of their controversial "docudrama", which has almost universally been seen as inaccurately portraying the Clinton administration's response to acts of terrorism perpetrated by al Qaeda, Disney is attempting to redress...

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