Considering the age of McCain, as well as his history of melanoma, American political elite is concerned with Sarah Palin's lack of experience in international relations. The different suggestions have been made how to help her get the necessary...
Tina Fay, part-time Saturday Night Live Sarah Palein impersonator, has been revealed by news sources nobody has heard of this morning as being a gay porn actress and one time Dr. Seusse ghost-writer. Fay has appeared in literally an unconfirmed nu...
New darling of the religious self-righteous wing of the Neo-Conservative movement, Sarah Palin has been hanging out in the prayer meetings and juice bars frequented by her biggest supporters. That appears to be where the trouble started. As McC...
Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is related by blood to Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - so claims an expert in DNA. Doctor Noah Awle from Columbia University secretly took DNA samples from the toilet stools of both women and compared them in...
WASILLA, Alaska - A visibly upset Todd Palin told a reporter for The Juneau Morning Snowfall Dispatch, Edna de Colorado, that he did not appreciate the way his wife was treated in her interview with ABC's Charlie Gibson. Palin, Alaska's 'First Dude' stated, "Sarah and I invited the man into our home, Sarah prepared him a delicious salmon salad with polar bear tonsil-flavored croutons topped of...
In a last ditch attempt to rescue the Presidential election the Republicans plan to show the Electorate Sarah Palin's tits. Plans to have 8 ft square billboards depicting her tits outside all polling stations and a large pair of latex breasts besi...
The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...
(Bowling Green-OH) It was after Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher was brought out as a surprise guest by Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin at a rally in the battleground state of Ohio that high ranking Republican party officials...
Many question the monstrous amounts of money both Presidential candidates have been putting out for their campaigns when everyone is already familiar with them. Both McCain and Obama have spent millions promoting themselves, yet their words and i...
While campaigning in New Orleans, Sarah Palin slipped away form her entourage and secretly visited a voodoo shop in the French Quarter. The owner already had the Tina Fey voodoo Doll ready for her. The VP candidate wasted no time and immediately...
John McCain, looking gimpy-er than ever, with his second wife Cindy looking more and more granddaughtery gave a shout out to Joe the Plumber at one of his sparsely populated pre mortems. there were so few in attendance that had McCain not been so sla...
Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, VA - The Republican Party has decided to celebrate in anticipation of a massive defeat at the polls on November 4th by proclaiming Election Day 'Day of the Dead Republicans'. "We Republicans don't like...
With job losses topping the headlines from the Wall Street Journal to the Main Street Gazette, a lay off of a different color has hit the party of the red states. The Republicans have managed to run the table by convincing Main street that Wall stree...
PHOENIX, Arizona - In an unprecedented move, Senator John McCain has decided to remove Governor Sarah Palin from the GOP ticket and replace her with Hollywood celebrity Cloris Leachman. One of McCain's chief advisers, Tony Tremain said that even...
Washington, D.C. - Proving once again that he agrees with Bush only ninety percent of the time, McCain broke out of Bush's Corral on his Texas ranch and like a wild jackass that ate loco weed, bucking and hee-hawing before falling off a cliff, he hea...
Sarah Doolittle? - With the final days of Presidential campaigning drawing to an end and the Republican party behind in the polls, it can now be questioned by political pundits whether Sarah Palin was a hope or a hinderance to the process. As both McCain and Palin campaigned separately in the against odds campaign. Palin criss crossed the battleground plains states and McCain headed to Kenn...
FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida - In a surprising political statement, GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has told Geraldo Rivera of Fox News that even if John McCain somehow pulls it off and is elected president that she will immediately resign her vice president's position. Geraldo asked, "Governor, why in the world would you do that? and secondly, why don't you just drop out now before t...
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