Britain's football team stormed off the pitch before their opening Olympics clash against Senegal on Thursday after the players' pictures were displayed on a video screen alongside the flag of Scotland.
The contest at Old Trafford in Manchest...
Gareth Bale, 23, played for Tottenham against LA Galaxy in LA before Team GB kick off their Olympic campaign, despite being unavailable for Stuart Pearce's squad because of injury.
It's a miracle I tell thee. Smelling salts and a sniff of sheep...
Jermaine Pennant has been forced to miss Stoke's pre-season tour of the United States after being refused a working visa.
His tag wasn't allowed ou...
Transfer Window Gossip
Ferguson confirms Man United talks with wonderkid Moura.
Oscar reportedly on his way to Chelsea for £25m.
There's only a small window (about four days every July normally) that English clubs can sign players from Brazil. If they saw how much it rains on a wet and windy Tuesday in Wigan, they wouldn't join the Premier League for all the tea in China (or roubles in R...
Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli, 21, has been breaking records during his holiday in Ibiza as he racks up a bar's biggest-ever bar bill.
When asked to pay the bill, he replied "Why always me?"
Pearce confident of Team GB improvement
Well they can't get any worse shurely...
Ferguson defends Man Utd owners
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson defends t...
Out-of-favour Manchester City forward Roque Santa Cruz, 30, wants to remain in the north west as he seeks new club.
Gareth Southgate turned down the chance to become the FA's technical director over concerns about the job description during lengthy negotiations.
Apparently he was NOT allowed to eat pizza in his lunch-hour.
Manchester City, champions of England, have been accused of stifling the transfer market by Arsene Wenger, Roberto Di Mateo and Alex Ferguson.
Roberto Mancini replied with "Eh?"
"This is disgraceful," said Wenger. "I wished to sell Van Pepsi t...
Olympic Warm Up Match - Team GB 0 Brazil 2
Team GB were outclassed by Brazil at The Riverside with first half goals from Sandro and Neymar.
Just as well we didn't play them on the beach. Is it too late to instate David Beckham in the squad?
Glad All Over
Crystal Palace have announced the appointment of comedian and life long fan Eddie Izzard as Director.
Their fans could do with a laugh.
Ledley King has announced his retirement from the top flight game after injuries stopped him from training between games.
He will continue to turn out for Tottenham Hotspur.
Stuart Pearce done a u-turn on a previous statement he made, saying he wanted the Players aged 23 and under in the Euro 2012 squad available for Team GB Olympic Football squad.
Well at least someone wants Andy Carroll...
Sir Alex Ferguson has told friends that Manchester United will beat City and Juventus in the race to sign Arsenal captain Robin van Persie in a £20m deal.
Amazing, I didn't Ferguson had any friends...
Liverpool's players are expected to win the ball back within seven seconds of losing possession and are given thorough details of the passing options they must offer every tea...
Dundee are chosen, ahead of Dunfermline Athletic, to replace the old Rangers in the Scottish Premier League.
I think Dumfermline think they've been dun!
Midfielder Oscar, 20, has arrived in London with the Brazil Olympic squad and will have a medical ahead of his £25m move from Internacional to Chelsea.
All they need now is Luca Toni and Golden Globe for a team w...
A newspaper editor has apologised today after a typo error suggested that the behaviour of Chelsea footballer John Terry was a threat to the well being of the London 2012 Olympics.
The headline should have read 'terror threat' referring to Al Quai...
Liverpool striker Andy Carroll, 23, has told his representatives to secure him a return to Newcastle. (from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle) But the Reds will seek to recoup at least £20m from the sale of Carroll this summer, a valuation that will sorely test Newcastle's aspirations to re-sign the England striker (The Guardian)
I can imagine the conversation now -
Liverpool: "We want £20 mi...
Nottingham Forest's new owners want Peterborough manager Darren Ferguson, 40, to take charge of the team after they sacked Steve Cotterill
Ferguson is odds on with the bookies, other names on the list include Nigel Clough, Roy Keane, Roy Keanes dog and a statue of Brian Clough the 1000/1 outsider.
Michael Owen says he is still waiting for a "good opportunity" ahead of the new season, but has...
Wolves pair Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis can leave the relegated club - but only for "once-in-a-lifetime offers".
No word yet form Angelina Jolie - but never give up hope.
The Al-Hasawi family have completed their takeover of Championship side Nottingham Forest from the estate of Nigel Doughty.
They're gonna be fuming when they find out its a football club and not a real forest.
In an a...
Porto striker Hulk has denied he is close to signing a deal to join Chelsea. The 25-year-old, who is part of the Brazil squad for this summer's Olympics, is happy to remain in Portugal.
He's waiting for Chelsea to play in a green kit before he signs an incredible deal.
David Beckham will not stay in London for the whole Olympics after he was left out of the Team GB squad. He will instead retu...
The soccer world is relieved now that John Terry has been cleared of being a racist and making racist comments to fellow pro, Anton Ferdinand. It was obvious that this case would be washed whiter than white due to the fact that Terry is best mates with loads of black players and his outburst was just a "fart in the wind" with no deeper meanings.
But the doubt hanging over such cases will always...
This painstakingly constructed guide is designed to help all budding Premier League footballers conform to previously unwritten rules and avoid any embarrassing mistakes during your career.
We shall begin with one of the most important aspects of being a footballer.
1) Disrespecting match officials.
Never accept any decision that goes against you or your team. Referees and their assistant...
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