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Funny story: Mary Trump Says She's Heard Uncle Donald Trump Use The “N” Word Many, Many Times

Mary Trump Says She's Heard Uncle Donald Trump Use The “N” Word Many, Many Times

NEW YORK CITY – The one Trump that all of the news media (except for Fox News, of course), says is the only Trump who does not lie, has dropped a humongous bombshell, with her tell-all book on the “Pied Piper of The Potomac”. Mary Trump says that,…

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Funny story: Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After conducting countless tests, a group of the nation’s leading physicians have agreed that President Trump needs to have a tongue transplant. Dr. Pernell Tuttler, Jr., who headed up the intensive 3-week study, pointed out tha…

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Funny story: Kylie Jenner Wants To Buy Revlon and Covergirl

Kylie Jenner Wants To Buy Revlon and Covergirl

LOS ANGELES – The richest of all of the Kardashian klan has just told the Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres news agency that she would like to purchase two giant makeup companies, Revlon and Covergirl. Kylie, the self-made billionaire, said that, ever sinc…

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Funny story: President Trump Scratches His Knackers

President Trump Scratches His Knackers

In news that some will find somewhat offensive, and others might regard as 'uncouth', it's been reported that US president, Donald Trump, scratched his testicles this morning. Trump, whose every move is monitored by the media, then scrutinized and…

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Funny story: The LPGA Will Resume With All The Lady Golfers Wearing The Medically Mandated Shocking Pink Teddies

The LPGA Will Resume With All The Lady Golfers Wearing The Medically Mandated Shocking Pink Teddies

DUBLIN, Ohio - LPGA Commissioner, Mike Whan, has said that golf balls will soon be flying, as he has approved the Ladies Professional Golfers Association season to officially begin. He stated that the organization will have several new policy chan…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Hair Morphs From Pumpkin Orange to Battleship Gray

President Trump’s Hair Morphs From Pumpkin Orange to Battleship Gray

WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn, he was greeted with a lot of raised eyebrows. Many of the reporters could be seen softly giggling, and one, CNN’s Jim Acosta, even pointed at Trump’s new gray-colored p…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

NEW YORK CITY – The First Lady, who was a model before she was snatched up by Donald Trump, recently met with Mature Woman Magazine. The magazine caters to females who are 40 and over. Melly recently turned 50, but looks 40, especially when she is…

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Funny story: President claims to have beaten world record in intelligence by identifying giraffe

President claims to have beaten world record in intelligence by identifying giraffe

Donald Trump has proved once again that he is the cleverest man on Earth, when he was shown a picture of a giraffe, which he had never seen before, and recognised the animal. "It's truly unbelievable," said White House Doctor Geoff Brown. "His acu…

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Funny story: Alien Takeover: Trump, Politicians, and the Coronavirus

Alien Takeover: Trump, Politicians, and the Coronavirus

Physicist, parapsychologist, and ufologist, Dr. Stanton Marrs, has an explanation for the mess the United States finds itself in. “On one level, it’s easy to blame Trump and politicians, in general, for the COVID-19 disaster, and our nation’s pe…

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Funny story: Mary Trump's Bombshell Book Reveals Her Uncle Donald Trump To Be One Big Egomaniac

Mary Trump's Bombshell Book Reveals Her Uncle Donald Trump To Be One Big Egomaniac

NEW YORK CITY – Mary Trump has always felt that she had the uncle from hell. As a little girl, she saw that he was nothing more than a self-centered, egotistical, pompous jerk, who had more respect for Adolf Hitler than he had for women; including hi…

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Funny story: A DNA Professor States That Kayleigh McEnany Could Actually Be Trump’s Third Daughter

A DNA Professor States That Kayleigh McEnany Could Actually Be Trump’s Third Daughter

CARPINTERIA, California – Dr. Seraphina P. Acushnet, who is a DNA professor at Left Coast College, said that she may have proof that White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany may, in fact, be President Trump’s third daughter. The professor said…

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Funny story: President Trump Incontinence Claim

President Trump Incontinence Claim

It's been claimed in US political circles that the recent strange behavior and unexplained antics of President Donald Trump are down to a new health problem that he is experiencing - incontinence. Trump, 74, has been criticized all through his pre…

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Funny story: President Trump Punches Woman In Face

President Trump Punches Woman In Face

There was trouble at the White House this morning, after President Donald Trump became angry with a woman journalist, leapt from his podium, and punched the woman full in the mouth. The woman was knocked unconscious. White House security guards…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

With US politics turning veritable somersaults during the last few years, latest 'contender for the crown', rapper, Kanye West, has said that, not only does he want to be America's second black president, he also wants to make history as the first se…

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Funny story: President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

A COLLECTION OF BUNKER TWEETS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP 1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind. 2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions…

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Funny story: Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

Melania Trumps Says That She is 94% Sure That The President Will Drop Out of the Presidential Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

Rudy Giuliani Reveals What President Trump’s Tax Records Will Show

NEW YORK CITY – President Trump’s personal attorney, Segundo Juarez, says that he has designated Rudy Giuliani to inform the media of some of the items that the President’s tax returns will reveal. The former mayor of New York City remarked that o…

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