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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart conned in Volcanic Dust storm

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart conned in Volcanic Dust storm

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been involved in the case of a conman Freddy the Fraudster, from Fakenham. Pattinson likes buying unusual presents so he bought Kristen, a jar of Volcanic Ash from Iceland, which he bought from Freddy. E...

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Funny story: Volcano ash saves Earth from enslavement

Volcano ash saves Earth from enslavement

The volcano ash that has been terrorizing Europe for the past week turned out be our savior. According to NASA, an alien fleet of battleships was crossing the North-Atlantic ocean on their way to North America, when they all suddenly crashed in the o...

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Funny story: The Icelandic masterplan

The Icelandic masterplan

Henrik and Olaf (not their real names to protect anonymity) are two vulcanologists, geologists, and economists who are extremely well educated and have taken advantage of every uni and college course Iceland and Denmark has on offer. They did not hav...

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Funny story: Ashcroft seen in Ash cloud

Ashcroft seen in Ash cloud

A strange sighting happened today when A homeless Icelandic man claimed he saw Former Attorney General John Ashcroft floating within the volcanic ash cloud hovering over Europe making an complete ass clown of himself. He said he was singing a cov...

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Funny story: Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Volcano Flu Claims First Victim

Doctors in the Icelandic capital, Rejkjavic, say they have recorded the first known fatal case of Volcano Flu, a man who lived only about 3 miles from the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano which has been belching black, acrid smoke and ash into the skies ove...

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Funny story: Icelandic Volcano Dust Could Be Down To 'Unstable Volcanic Activity' - Claim

Icelandic Volcano Dust Could Be Down To 'Unstable Volcanic Activity' - Claim

The volcano dust that has wreaked havoc with air flights over Europe for the last seven days has been seen pouring out of the summit of the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano in Iceland, it has been belatedly reported, and could well be the product of 'unstab...

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Funny story: Adrian Chiles: Is Volcanic Ash to Blame?

Adrian Chiles: Is Volcanic Ash to Blame?

Adrian Chiles shock move from the BBC to ITV may have been caused by volcanic ash. This is the hypothesis being put forward by Professor Stig O'Toole of the Institute for Television Studies at Milton Keynes. Professor O'Toole examined the case in...

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Funny story: Dramatic plans to get stranded Brits abroad back

Dramatic plans to get stranded Brits abroad back

Prime Minister - Gordon Brown unveiled today along with his emergency committee COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room and A) that 'drastic' decisions where being made to rescue and return stranded Brits. Apart from already deploying Navy boats to r...

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Funny story: More Volcanic Ash On Its Way As Volcano Continues To Erupt

More Volcanic Ash On Its Way As Volcano Continues To Erupt

More volcanic ash is, indeed, on its way heading for Europe and parts of Canada as the Iceland Volcano, with the funny name, continues to erupt. Precautions MUST be taken in order to safeguard our health and environment. People who hang out their washing to dry, are asked not to do so until the 'volcanic ash warning' is lifted. Leaving it out on the washing lines will cause it to attract t...

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Funny story: Government admits Volcanic Eruption an anti-Immigration policy

Government admits Volcanic Eruption an anti-Immigration policy

In a shocking disclosure by Phil Woolas, Minister of State for Borders and Immigration, and uncovered by Wikileaks, the government have resorted to desperate measures to prevent the continued influx of "unwanted immigrants" into the UK. An underco...

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Funny story: Top Gear Trashy Travellers Tales

Top Gear Trashy Travellers Tales

The "Top Gear" trio of twats, Hammond, May and Clarkson are not happy chappies. Shouting, as usual, Hammond, who makes up for his petiteness by shouting louder than anyone else declared, "This can't be right, these stranded tourists have got better s...

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Funny story: Vulcanologists to arrive on tonight's delayed Space Shuttle

Vulcanologists to arrive on tonight's delayed Space Shuttle

The Space Shuttle Landing has been delayed until 10:23 am on 21 April 2010. Mission Control said that the delay was to allow a team of Vulcanologist, lead by Dr Spock, to transport themselves to Iceland as the Shuttle comes into orbit. A spokes...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud over their heads

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud over their heads

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud hanging over their heads and are unable to travel at present. The Cloud of Volcanic ash from Iceland, has caused the cancellation of all airports in England, at present and this has stopped them fro...

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Funny story: Shock: Terror Group Use UK As Ashtray

Shock: Terror Group Use UK As Ashtray

In a shock announcement al-Qaeda have claimed responsibility for the Icelandic volcano eruption that has caused havoc to the travel industry, and stranded thousands of people over the last few days. Jimmy Al'Babar Quaseerie, spokesman for the terr...

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Funny story: Someday I'll Fly Away

Someday I'll Fly Away

Stranded passengers at Heathrow Airport, have got together at the Airport to sing the song "Someday I'll Fly Away" as the ban on flights continues with all flights still suspended due to the volcanic ash cloud from the volcano which erupted in Icela...

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Funny story: Pestilence Obama Vows To Ban Volcanic Eruptions

Pestilence Obama Vows To Ban Volcanic Eruptions

In his press conference this morning, Pestilence Obama stated that he will move to immediately ban future volcanic eruptions. Speaking from his TelePrompter, Obama called for all nations, including Iceland, to eliminate eruptions within the next week...

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Funny story: Royal Navy to Rescue Stranded Brits

Royal Navy to Rescue Stranded Brits

The British government have decided, hours ahead of the air travel ban being lifted, to rescue British tourists trapped on foreign shores unable to get home due to the Volcanic Ash Cloud preventing them from flying by using the British Navy. Howe...

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