HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are getting ready to travel to Iceland to participate in a "Get Iceland Back On Her Frozen Feet Telethon." Gomez and Jonas will be traveling to Iceland aboard the Mexican battleship the MS Montezuma's...
QUEENS, New York - Fox News talk show host Glenn Beck has remarked that he is getting sick and tired of President Obama causing so much world-wide havoc. Beck speaking before a group of second graders at PS-9881 also lashed out at Vice President a...
BEVERLY HILLS - Mariah Carey and her skinny little husband Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows, their driver's licenses, and their VISA credit cards all in one fell swoop. Mariah, who has been gaining weight like she's trying to catch up to Kir...
Wednesday saw a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that "something big" is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was, but said "it is big, really big." Reporte...
New York, NY - When the volcanic eruptions in Iceland forced British airlines to ground many of their aircraft at various American airports until the skies cleared, American airline operators saw an opportunity to take advantage of the situation: the...
HOFN, Iceland - In a classic example of a 'bad news - good news' story, Iceland has just been hit with a powerful 9.7 magnitude earthquake. The quake only lasted 55 seconds, but it was enough to cause the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, that has been sp...
The monumental task of clearing up the fall-out from Iceland's Eyjafjallajoekull volcano has begun in earnest today, with some questions being raised about the quality of equipment provided. Iceland spokesperson, Kerry Katona, said, "No loss of su...
Robert Pattinson commented on Dawn, that is Dawn French, after she was photographed returning from a Caribbean holiday on a Jumbo Jet. "Dawn looks bigger than ever" said Pattinson "She looks like she could be mistaken for the biggest Sumo Wrestler th...
During last weeks UK Prime Minister electoral debate Gordon Browns message to Nick Clegg was a gritty 'get real' followed with a note of 'I deal with these situations every day'. These comments were widely regarded as a poke at the weaker kid we but...
With the heavy backlog of flights caused by the Icelandic volcano, airline companies and the government have called for volunteers to remain in exile forever. Long-haul flights are the worst hit, and British airways has been offering passengers th...
UK airlines are seeking volunteers to give sausage rolls so passengers still stranded after the volcanic ash cloud disruption can have a bite to eat. British Airways has asked customers due on return flights since services resumed to eat other pas...
The Luxury ocean going liner, Celebrity Eclipse, docked in Southampton yesterday, back from a mercy mission to pick up 2,000 Costa-loving plebs from Bilbao. Who had been left stranded by that volcano. You know the one. Anyway, not surprisingly,...
PORTSMOUTH, England - A Royal British Navy warship flotilla left this English Channel port city early today en route to Iceland. The British government has expressed extreme anger, disdain, outrage, and bitterness at the ugly hellacious volcanic a...
"These volcanic eruptions have got to stop," was the basis of a memo that recently came out of the Oval Office. It was a source of bewilderment to the Office Secretarial Pool, who had no idea which way to direct the Presidential Memo. One commente...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been involved in the case of a conman Freddy the Fraudster, from Fakenham. Pattinson likes buying unusual presents so he bought Kristen, a jar of Volcanic Ash from Iceland, which he bought from Freddy. E...
The volcano ash that has been terrorizing Europe for the past week turned out be our savior. According to NASA, an alien fleet of battleships was crossing the North-Atlantic ocean on their way to North America, when they all suddenly crashed in the o...
Henrik and Olaf (not their real names to protect anonymity) are two vulcanologists, geologists, and economists who are extremely well educated and have taken advantage of every uni and college course Iceland and Denmark has on offer. They did not hav...
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