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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

Gwyneth Paltrow and Her Mom Blythe Danner Both Deny That They Got Their "Playpens" Botoxed

HOLLYWOOD - Mother and daughter, Blythe Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow, were purse shopping at Purcharelli's Purses & Stuff when they were asked about the botox rumors. Platrow smiled and said that yes it was true that she had indeed received a li...

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Funny story: The Shocking Truth Behind The Reason Julia Roberts Is Acting Like Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

The Shocking Truth Behind The Reason Julia Roberts Is Acting Like Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

LA HABRA, California - Julia Roberts, who starred in the film Pretty Woman back when she was pretty has shown a new, different side of her that no one likes, not even Ellen DeGeneres who loves everyone. The trout snouted, 43-year-old actress was s...

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Funny story: Sunday Papers In Crisis

Sunday Papers In Crisis

Britain's Sunday newspapers suffered their worst crisis in over eighty years today, as there was absolutely no domestic news worth reporting - especially for the tabloids. While there were some overseas developments worthy of reportage for the 'qu...

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Funny story: Sun tabloid plumbs new depths of indecency

Sun tabloid plumbs new depths of indecency

The Sun newspaper came under fire from decency campaigners last night after abandoning its family principles and publishing a pair of tits on the front page. Since 1970, the tits have always appeared on page three except in circumstances when a hu...

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Funny story: FURIOUS Naomi Campbell LASHES OUT in Mid-Flight DRAMA

FURIOUS Naomi Campbell LASHES OUT in Mid-Flight DRAMA

SHORT-FUSED supermodel Naomi Campbell once again showed her VILE TEMPER when she SNAPPED in public subjecting cabin crew and passengers on a mid-Atlantic flight to a TERRIFYING DISPLAY of TEMPESTUOUS ANGER! The ORDEAL began when Ms Campbell, who i...

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Funny story: Tabloid Readers Shamed

Tabloid Readers Shamed

Editors of the British tabloid press united today to speak-out against those who buy their newspapers. 'They're only interested in sleaze and scandal,' angrily accused one editor. 'For too long they've blackmailed us into harassing celebrities and...

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Funny story: Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

For over thirty years now, the British tabloid press have been entertaining the working men of Britain with topless photographs of nubile nymphettes, usually tucked just inside the front page on page 3 or page 5 or in some instances, on every single...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson dies and the press use the same Jade Goody condolences speech!

Michael Jackson dies and the press use the same Jade Goody condolences speech!

Micheal Jackson King of pop and the press's pop paedophile has finally kicked the bucket causing the press to be unprepared hence they are using the same hypocritical speech they cobbled together for fellow media demon Jade Goody. Papers hurriedly...

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Funny story: Nationwide hunt for people who have kissed or done sex with Susan Boyle

Nationwide hunt for people who have kissed or done sex with Susan Boyle

Tabloid people in National Newspapers are on the hunt for anyone who has had carnal relations with the People's Princess- SUSAN BOYLE. Sexy Sue who has held the title of people's princess for seven days, has not divulged if she has 'filled her boo...

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Funny story: Good Samaritan Charity Launch 'JadeLine'

Good Samaritan Charity Launch 'JadeLine'

A counselling charity has announced it is setting up a new 'Jade Helpline', to help those most affected deal with the impending loss of the reality TV person. The new Jadeline service will be a private number issued only to tabloid journalists, de...

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Funny story: Herald-Sun Newspaper's Shocking Admission: Journalist Andrew Bolt buys 1 million hits a month!

Herald-Sun Newspaper's Shocking Admission: Journalist Andrew Bolt buys 1 million hits a month!

Melbourne (AAP) A major Australian newspapers published a shocking disclosure about one of its most popular journalists, Andrew Bolt. It appears that he buys over "one million hits a month". The substance used was not revealed. 'Andrew Bolt' is...

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Funny story: John Hurt in Explosion

John Hurt in Explosion

A poorly worded headline in a national tabloid newspaper caused concern and consternation among the relatives and friends of British actor and national institution John Hurt. The headline was splashed across the billboards of the newspaper sellers...

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Funny story: Journal of Pie Eyed and Pie Eyedism Warns Young Rats

Journal of Pie Eyed and Pie Eyedism Warns Young Rats

The JPEPEM, the Journal of Pie eyed and Pie Eyedism has published studies showing that laboratory rats who are drinking mates of scientific researchers are in serious danger of losing their memory of mazes unless alcohol is the prize at the end of th...

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Funny story: New BNP List 'On the Buses' Shocker!

New BNP List 'On the Buses' Shocker!

Journalists at the Daily Scum have revealed, that Inspector Blakey, from "On the Buses" is BNP member 18. Not only does he resemble Adolf Hitler with his teutonic good looks and little toothbrush 'tashe'. But the number 18 is as sacred to Nazi's,...

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Funny story: Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists Prove Tabloid Journalists Are Officially 98 % ''Scum Matter"

Scientists from West Viginia, Mountain Mamma University, have conclusively proved that 'tabloid journalists' are almost entirely composed of 'scum matter' it was revealed yesterday in the October Journal of British Physiology and Necrology. "Count...

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Funny story: U.K Tabloid "Hero" Journalist Dies in Commode Horror

U.K Tabloid "Hero" Journalist Dies in Commode Horror

"Hero" tabloid journalist was being mourned world-wide after dying suddenly on his commode. Stewart "Danny Boy" Maclaine, 33 3/4 years old finally succumbed to a chronic illness and passed away while defecating on his commode; which is an old fashion...

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Funny story: Otis "toff" Ferry In Street Brawl With Gary "paedo" Glitter

Otis "toff" Ferry In Street Brawl With Gary "paedo" Glitter

Gentleman thug Otis "tofty" Ferry floored Gary "vile disgraced, desperate, dung-eating, disease-ridden, pop-pervert" Glitter in a "bizzare" and "arousing" media demon street brawl. Eye-witnesses were shocked to see "fox-fondling" Otis g...

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