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Funny story: Mattel Recalls 3.6 Million Sex Toys

Mattel Recalls 3.6 Million Sex Toys

No sooner did Mattel recall all of its Chinese-made Polly Pocket play sets, Batman action figures, and Barbie dolls, due to dangers posed by lead paint or tiny magnets that could be ingested that Mattel recalled 3.6 million of its lucrative secret se...

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Funny story: Transformer iPods turn into Robo-Pimps to pleasure Japanese women

Transformer iPods turn into Robo-Pimps to pleasure Japanese women

Tokyo, Japan - Not just for your listening pleasure anymore. Now your iPod can be retrofitted with a special kit to turn it into an adult sex toy for her to enjoy: 'It's Saturday night. All her girlfriends are out with their boyfriends while...

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Funny story: Duracell fined in indecency case.

Duracell fined in indecency case.

Battery manufacturers Duracell were fined £4.28 for gross indecency at Kent Magistrates Court yesterday.

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Funny story: NASA Selects Cyberbock Industries for Next Generation Spacesuit

NASA Selects Cyberbock Industries for Next Generation Spacesuit

DAYTON, OH, Apr. 27 -- The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has selected Cyberbock Industries to be one of three competing prime contractors for the development of a new generation of spacesuits, to be used in future manned explor...

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Funny story: Sales of Sony 'Vibro-phone' go through the roof

Sales of Sony 'Vibro-phone' go through the roof

Housewives from all over Britain were panic buying yesterday as Sony announced that stocks of their new 'Vibro-phone' were depleting at an alarming rate.

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Funny story: Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

In an amazing scenario dreamed up by employment experts, Britain could be on the verge of complete meltdown should a Prezzer/Vorderman sex tape be accidentally released by John Prescott's Department of Trousers. It has been suggested that if this...

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