LA BREA, California - Comedian George Lopez and Sandra Bullock, who won the Oscar for Best Actress were reportedly seen at a local restaurant named The Chorizo Con Juevos Diner. An eyewitness said that she saw Lopez lean over and wipe some refried...
Now Jesse James is telling the public at every interview that he secretly wanted to get caught cheating on Sandra Bullock, even though he says he is still crazy in love with her. Most think he should have ended his interviews with the word "crazy"...
ORLANDO - Tiger Woods was resting comfortably reading Playboy Magazine in his trophy room when he received a phone call from his manager Upton Courtquist. Courtquist told him that the latest rumor currently circulating is that he is the father of...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock was out in her front yard in a Houston Astros baseball jersey and Texas Rangers baseball shorts putting up a "For Sale" sign on the front lawn of her Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom. The 2010 Academy A...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley said that she really enjoyed the movie Precious starring Gabourney Sidibe, who was nominated for Best Actress but lost out to Sandra Bullock, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Messy Jesse "The Whore Monger" James. Kirstie w...
Sandra Bullock has revealed that she has adopted a baby in secret and has got shot of husband Jesse James. Bullock claims she should never have married a cowboy and now that she has adopted this baby she has no time for Jesse James. The baby is no...
Los Angeles, CA - In a complete turnabout, Jesse James decided to come out swinging against the woman who, until recently, was the light of his life. After being caught with a number of women, all of whom were not his wife (basically because she is j...
Blind Side actress Sandra Bullock finally ditched her bitch in divorce court and then announced she was adopting a child. No one cares about Jesse James' exit but the curious part is the child who is known due to recent press about him being sent bac...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock has remarked that she will never ever again date a man who has even one freakin' tattoo. The winner of this years Academy Award for Best Actress stated that she has learned her lesson and learned it well. She state...
LONDON - Noted Italian producer Bellanino Terrabini has announced that he will begin filming on his latest ocean going epic, Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg? in late May. Terrabini says that he is really looking forward to working with one of the...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rumours abound that one of Sandra Bullock's closest friends, comedian George Lopez has remarked to fellow Hispanic Salma Hayek that Bullock might be contemplating selling the Academy Award she recently received for Best Actress for...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston, who has probably had more dates in the past two years, than all of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders combined, has stated that she would like to date Jesse James, once his divorce from Sandra Bullock is final. Anis...
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee says in documents filed in her custody battle for her children that she is not a Nazi scumbag. "I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me," the alleged mistress of Jesse James said as she quickly drew over her tattoo with a...
LOS ANGELES - George Lopez, who recently starred in the illegal immigrant reality show, Run Paco Run, was seen at a local Guacamole Dip Diner dipping tortilla chips with Sandra Bullock, estranged wife of Jesse "TattoBalls" James. Lopez said that h...
AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has confided to one of her best friends George Lopez that when she gets through with the womanizing tattooed piece of bison shit Jesse "Bowling Balls" James he will be living in a 10 by 20 foot log cabin in the Arkansas Ozarks...
ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods boarded a private helicopter in Orlando and flew to Hollywood. Nordegren will reportedly meet with Sandra Bullock in Bullock's Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom. Acco...
I wasn't going to write anymore today but, god damn it, The Spoof is making me. So.. In News Today Sandra Bullocks responds to rumors about having a sex tape with her husband. I know denial when I see it. Plus Hollywood sex tapes are nothing special anyway, so no need to give a shit. I mean, come one, you're famous. Hire James Cameron to shoot it or something. What else is interesting the...
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