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Funny story: American Idol Officially Dumps Randy "The Dawg" Jackson

American Idol Officially Dumps Randy "The Dawg" Jackson

HOLLYWOOD - After months of speculation, innuendo, and double entendres, it is now official that Randy "The Dawg" Jackson will no longer be a judge on American Idol. Jackson who had been with the music reality show since the very beginning was tol...

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Funny story: Keith Urban Joining American Idol

Keith Urban Joining American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Reports are that American Idol judges Mariah Carey, 42, and Nicki Minaj, 29, will soon be joined by a third American Idol judge Keith Urban, Australian husband of Australian actress Nicole Kidman. An unnamed, inside source at AI stat...

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj - The New American Idol Judge

Nicki Minaj - The New American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol have finally decided on a replacement for Steven "Lips" Tyler and it is none other than Nicki "Rumpola" Minaj. The 29-year-old hip hop artist from Trinidad was picked from a list that included such notabl...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson and Toby Keith Both Turn Down American Idol

Kelly Clarkson and Toby Keith Both Turn Down American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has recently signed a $17 million contract to take Jennifer Lopez's judge's place on American Idol. Word out of Tinsel Town is that the very first American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson was offered to be an AI judge as well...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Quits American Idol

Steven Tyler Quits American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, at the age of 64, says he wants to get back to rocking and rolling with his band Aerosmith. Tyler spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine about the band's soon-to-be-released album. "Lips" as he is known said th...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Could Be Replacing Randy "The Dawg" Jackson On American Idol

Adam Lambert Could Be Replacing Randy "The Dawg" Jackson On American Idol

LOS ANGELES - After eleven seasons and 438 episodes the longest sitting judge on American Idol Randy "The Yo Yo Man" Jackson could be uttering his last "Yo, yo dawg" on the top rated musical reality show. The powers that be, who are known for shak...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Explains The Reason For Her Tremendous Weight Gain

Christina Aguilera Explains The Reason For Her Tremendous Weight Gain

LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera recently stated that she has become somewhat depressed at the seemingly never-ending comments, remarks, and jokes regarding her recent incredibly stupendous weight gain. She told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

MANHATTAN - A very close, long time friend of billionaire Donald Trump stated that in all the years that he has known Mr. Trump, that he has never seen him angrier than he is at the moment. According to Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo,...

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Funny story: American Idol - Phillip Phillips Receives More Votes Than Jessica Sanchez To Become The 2012 American Idol Champion

American Idol - Phillip Phillips Receives More Votes Than Jessica Sanchez To Become The 2012 American Idol Champion

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest announced that 132 million votes had been cast for the two contestants on the 2012 American Idol finale that pitted Georgia's Phillip "The Grimacer" Phillips, 21, against Jessica "Itsy Bitsy" Sanche...

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Funny story: American Idol: Joshua Ledet Shockingly Eliminated, Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Make It To The Finals

American Idol: Joshua Ledet Shockingly Eliminated, Jessica Sanchez and Phillip Phillips Make It To The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol judge Steven Tyler said about Joshua Ledet that no male or female singer in the eleven year history of American Idol has ever sung better than the man from Westlake, Louisiana. But it appears that the singer nicknamed "Eb...

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Funny story: American Idol Is Now Down To The Final Three As Hollie "The Little Dolly" Cavanaugh Is Eliminated

American Idol Is Now Down To The Final Three As Hollie "The Little Dolly" Cavanaugh Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Lopez, 42, just about stole the show as she performed on American Idol along with her 25-year-old boy-toy Caspar Smart. J.Lo rocked the house and had fellow judge Steven "Lips" Tyler doing his best to keep his tongue in his mo...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

American Idol Sends Skylar "The Country Girl" Laine Back To Mississippi

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Top Five are now the Top Four after 18-year-old country gal Skylar Laine found herself in the Bottom 2 and then out the door. After performing a rousing rendition of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son" and Th...

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Funny story: American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

American Idol's Oldest Contestant Elise Testone, 28, Is Sent Back To South Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Woody The Wonder Woodchuck correctly picked that Elise Testone would be the next singer eliminated from American Idol and his 2012 record now stands at 5-2. Elise "Estrogen" Testone was this year's oldest contestant and she was actuall...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Very Disappointed That American Idol Has Just Given Ryan Seacrest A $30 Million Contract Extension

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Very Disappointed That American Idol Has Just Given Ryan Seacrest A $30 Million Contract Extension

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that reality show mogul Simon Cowell is absolutely devastated that Ryan Seacrest will not be signing on to be the new X-Factor host like he had hoped. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest has just been given an ama...

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Funny story: Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

Another Dancing With The Stars Shocker! One of This Year's Favorites Colton Dixon Sent Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well even Woody The Wonder Woodchuck who had correctly picked four of the five American Idol singers who have gone home was wrong as one of this year's favorites Colton Dixon was eliminated. A total of 53 million votes were cast by a t...

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Funny story: Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013

Times Square - Dick Clark has no intention of resting in peace. The television pioneer has brushed off the massive heart attack which led to his death earlier this week, and is busy planning his traditional New Year's Eve broadcast from New York's Ti...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

American Idol Shocker! The Best Singer Jessica Sanchez Is The Lowest Vote Getter, But The Judges Save Her From Elimination

HOLLYWOOD - In what is probably the biggest shock in the entire eleven seasons of American Idol, the odds-on-favorite to win Jessica Sanchez actually received the fewest votes of all of the seven contestants. But she was graciously saved thanks to...

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