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Funny story: U.S. Open to Adopt New Tennis Ball! Federer Cries Foul!

U.S. Open to Adopt New Tennis Ball! Federer Cries Foul!

Flushin Meadows, NY - U.S. Open Officials today announced a radical change to this year's U.S. Open Tennis Championships. Over the years the ball has change from white to yellow and perhaps the most radical change would be the "felt" or...

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Funny story: Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

Jimmy Connors To Be Implanted In Andy Roddick's Head

New York, NY - In a last ditch effort to help Andy Roddick improve his game, Jimmy Connors was today shrunk to microscopic size and implanted in Andy's head. He will spend most of his time in the lens of Roddick's right eye, with a wireless m...

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Funny story: U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

U.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!

Today U.S. Open Officials at Flushing Meadows announced that this year the U.S. Open Tennis Championships will revert to traditional grass. Standing amid piles of concrete and asphalt Andy Roddick came to protest in person, but was too late.

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Funny story: Bjorn Borg: "I had a big hand in Federer's conception"

Bjorn Borg: "I had a big hand in Federer's conception"

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Five consecutive times Wimbledon chamption Bjorn Borg told a tennis crowd at last night's Wimbledon Champions' Ball that he "was probably the biological father of Roger Federer", and was thrilled a...

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Funny story: Federer-Nadal needle match for Wimbledon championship

Federer-Nadal needle match for Wimbledon championship

Wimbledon - (Rioters): "I'll kick Nadal's puny ass in three straight sets tomorrow!" Roger Federer has told the press after a confident 7-5 6-3 6-4 semi-finals win against Frenchman Richard Gasquet.

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Funny story: Roger Federer Reveals Secret Match Preparations!

Roger Federer Reveals Secret Match Preparations!

APE Line - Roger Federer, who has once again not dropped a set so far at Wimbledon, admitted he has a somewhat unusual pre-match preparation. No he doesn't sleep with pyramids under his bed. He doesn't have magnetic underwear, though he admit...

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Funny story: Henman/Moya Clash Ends In Tame Score Draw

Henman/Moya Clash Ends In Tame Score Draw

At Wimbledon yesterday, Tim Henman, the 'so nearly man' of British tennis, so nearly overcame Spain's Senor Carlos Moya before the match ended 5-5 in a g...

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Funny story: Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray A Certainty For Wimbledon, And Will Win, Says Coach Brad Gilbert

Andy Murray will definitely play at Wimbledon, and stands as good a chance of winning the Men's Singles title as anyone else, says his coach.

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Funny story: Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

London, Friday - The tennis world was left reeling from revelations from the camps of both Andy Murray and Roger Federer on Friday.

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Funny story: Federer To Play Wimbledon With One Hand Tied Behind His Back

Federer To Play Wimbledon With One Hand Tied Behind His Back

Roger Federer, the Wimbledon Mens' Singles champion for the last four years, is to play this year's tournament with a pre-arranged and self-imposed handicap, says his coach.

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Funny story: Federer totally bullish at wrecking Nadal's hat-trick glory bid

Federer totally bullish at wrecking Nadal's hat-trick glory bid

France - (Ass Mess): Tennis superace Roger Federer is utterly bullish about wiping the smile off Rafael Nadal's face in the French Open championship at Roland Garros this weekend.

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Funny story: Lick my backside Federer tells compatriots

Lick my backside Federer tells compatriots

Basel, Switzerland - (Ass Mess): World tennis number one seed Roger Federer is a happy man this week.

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Funny story: Federer gutted

Federer gutted

Melbourne Park - (Rioters): World tennis superstar Roger Federer admitted he was utterly gutted at having to play three sets in one hour and twenty three minutes in order to wipe the floor with number six seed Andy Roddick in the Australian Open semi...

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Funny story: Lamb to the slaughter: Roddick v Federer

Lamb to the slaughter: Roddick v Federer

Melbourne Park - (Rioters): "Just don't know why he does it to himself. You'd think he'd learned by now. I mean it's just so humiliatin' and what have you, and it's every time. Every time he walks on the court looking li...

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