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Funny story: American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

American Idol's Haley "Lipstick Girl" Reinhart May Be Doing A Lipstick Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - No matter how far Haley Reinhart goes or does not go on this years edition of American Idol, she will now forever be remembered as "Lipstick Girl." During Reinhart's AI performance she choose a song by Whitney "Hmmm" Houston tilted "I'...

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Funny story: American Idol Judges Seating Arrangement Gives Randy Jackson Hot Pants

American Idol Judges Seating Arrangement Gives Randy Jackson Hot Pants

"I know it's a family show and I'm doing my best to control myself," said Randy Jackson, after Thursday's American Idol live results show. "But the fact is, if they show this dawg one more video of J-Lo in those skin-tight cat suits while I'm sitting...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

HOLLYWOOD - This year American Idol traveled to seventy-nine different cities and heard over 3 million AI wannabees sing, wail, scream, shout, yell, and even hum every song imaginable from "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to "Single Ladies (Put A Ring O...

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Funny story: It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

NASHVILLE - The producers of American Idol have decided to lower the requirement age for AI contestants down to 15. And they have done this in anticipation of Simon Cowell's brand new soon to hit the airwaves show X-Factor. Cowell's American versi...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker - Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Personal Reason She Wants To Quit

American Idol Shocker - Jennifer Lopez Reveals The Personal Reason She Wants To Quit

HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk's Metzenbaum Kassenbaum has just broken the story that the newest American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez is reportedly so unhappy with her new AI job that she is seriously thinking about quitting. Jennifer talked to BPT...

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Funny story: American Idol Premiers With New Judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "Tush" Lopez

American Idol Premiers With New Judges Steven "Lips" Tyler and Jennifer "Tush" Lopez

JERSEY CITY, New Jersey - The 10th season of American Idol kicked off with two brand new judges, Aerosmith's lead singer Steven "Lips" Tyler and the triple threat singer, actress, dancer, Jennifer "Tush" Lopez, aka J. "Tush" Lo or simply J.Lo for sho...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That The Only Reason American Idol Did Not Fire Randy Jackson Is Because of The Fact That He's Black

Rush Limbaugh Says That The Only Reason American Idol Did Not Fire Randy Jackson Is Because of The Fact That He's Black

NEW YORK CITY - Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh stated that he found it interesting that one of the highest rated and most successful reality shows American Idol fired two of its judges Ellen "The Lesbian" DeGeneres and Kara "The Raging Hormones" DioGua...

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Funny story: Kara DioGuardi Sobs and Says She Plans To Sue American Idol

Kara DioGuardi Sobs and Says She Plans To Sue American Idol

MALIBU BEACH - Kara DioGuardi was sitting in her $3.8 million beach home sipping on a Pomegranate Margarita and talking to her maid Sushi Ling. DioGuardi told Sushi that she still cannot believe that she had been fired from American Idol. Miss Lin...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

Ryan Seacrest Says American Idol Is Dropping Its Age Eligibility To Six

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, has just announced that for the upcoming AI season number 10, the age eligibility has been lowered from 16 down to 6. When asked if the fact that AI viewership has dropped off considerably du...

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Funny story: "It Hurts, Dawg!" Randy Jackson Hospitalized With Chest Pains

"It Hurts, Dawg!" Randy Jackson Hospitalized With Chest Pains

Randy Jackson, the man who has been farting into the rightmost judge's chair since American Idol began defiling the airwaves in 1933, and who allegedly tea-bagged Ryan Seacrest on more occasions than he can count, has been rushed via really, really b...

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Funny story: Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, and Chris Brown To Form A Rap Band Called "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

HARLEM - Hip hop rapper 50 Cent was in Harlem visiting his favorite cousin Tyrone P. Blumenthal, aka 25 Cent, when he was asked if the rumors of a super rap group were true. The man known as 50 Cent, jiggled his neck bling bling, took out the obli...

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Funny story: Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

Lee DeWyze Crowned The 2010 American Idol Winner!

HOLLYWOOD - The Nokia Theater was filled to capacity, in fact the people in the balcony were sitting two to a seat, which is legal in California. The American Idol Finale Show ran for 2 hours and 7 minutes. It had 87 commercials, three tons of con...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy

HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol. The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken.

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Funny story: American Idol: Kara DioGuardi's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James Told To Mosey On Back To Fort Worth

American Idol: Kara DioGuardi's "Cowboy Toy" Casey James Told To Mosey On Back To Fort Worth

HOLLYWOOD - The American Idol finals has come down to Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze as the Texas Cowboy, Casey James was told to saddle up and head on back to The Lone Star state. Casey knew that he was going to be leaving since the song he chos...

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Funny story: American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Gives Crystal Bowersox A Standing Ovation

American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Gives Crystal Bowersox A Standing Ovation

HOLLYWOOD - It does not happen very often, one of the American Idol judges was so moved by the excellent performance of Crystal Bowersox that he gave the Ohio singer a standing ovation. Randy Jackson, no relation to Michael, Jesse, or Andrew, said...

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Funny story: American Idol: Hollywood Week - Whining and Weeping Up A Storm

American Idol: Hollywood Week - Whining and Weeping Up A Storm

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Fox News TV host Sean Hannity once said, that only in America can we have something like American Idol where we end up with one winner and 99,999 sore-as-the-dickens losers. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi remarked that, that is the o...

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Funny story: American Idol: A Dallas Dominatrix Gets A Ticket To Hollywood

American Idol: A Dallas Dominatrix Gets A Ticket To Hollywood

DALLAS - Erica Rhodes walked into The American Idol audition room like she owned the place. And dressed as she was, in a dominatrix outfit complete with knee-high black Nazi boots, no underwear, and a black leather whip, she very well could have owne...

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