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Funny story: Republicans, Angry over Obamacare, Demand That Jesus Rescind His Miracles

Republicans, Angry over Obamacare, Demand That Jesus Rescind His Miracles

Republicans, livid over Obamacare, have insisted that Jesus rescind the many miracles he performed on the poor and sick in the New Testament. Explained former senator Jim DeMint, a vocal opponent of Obamacare and president of the conservative Her...

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Funny story: Bob The Builder Appears On Fox News To Denounce Obamacare

Bob The Builder Appears On Fox News To Denounce Obamacare

Bob The Builder, one of the nation's most prominent and animated businessmen, appeared on the Fox News program "Fox and Friends" today to support the repeal of Obamacare. It was a stunning turnaround, following his years of work for PBS television,...

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Funny story: Psychiatrist: Obama a "delusional crackhead"

Psychiatrist: Obama a "delusional crackhead"

WHITEWASHING, DC --- In an astounding speech, President Barack Obama demonstrated to the world that he is, indeed, "delusional," as mental health experts have privately suspected for half a decade. Referring to such matters as the Benghazi fiasco...

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Funny story: Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Obama Caught on Open Mike, Again!

Evoking an eerie sense of déjà vu, the President was once again caught seemingly unaware that he was speaking into an open microphone, apparently concealed beneath his omnipresent teleprompter. "Democrats will be killed in the mid-terms, once busines...

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Funny story: Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy

Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy

CLEVELAND, OH - An Ohio judge ordered Tommy, an obese boy, returned to his mother, Ima Dick, after she completed a year-long, court-ordered college course in diet and nutrition and the boy shed three of his six hundred pounds. Asked how they plan...

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Funny story: 7-Eleven Raided

7-Eleven Raided

OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents. The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...

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Funny story: Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare

Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare

WASHINGTON, DC - An Infernal Revenue Service (IRS) superstar in Washington says she personally examined tea party groups' applications for tax-exempt status without taking action on them for over a year in many cases. "I just never seemed to have the...

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Funny story: IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)

IRS continues to target conservative political groups (and everyone else)

WASHINGTON, DC - After weeks of denying that he had ever even heard of the Infernal Revenue Service, President Barack Obama admitted, today, that White House Counsel Kathyrn Ruemmler knew of the agency's unconstitutional targeting of conservative pol...

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Funny story: Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

BILLINGSGATE POST - A diseased Yak spending his last days in an assisted living corral in Billings, Montana called upon Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelious to grant him Obamacare so that he could spend his last days in what he calls "Yak dignity."...

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Funny story: Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

NEW ORLEANS - Ron Ryan faced the toughest audience of his political campaign when he spoke before elderly members of the American Association of Retired Persons. Little Bunny Foo Foo, as Ryan is called by most Democrats and some Republicans, was s...

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Funny story: The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

The Illuminati Admit to Writing Major Portions of ObamaCare

ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND - In a festival-like gathering, Secret Societies held a conference celebrating the US Supreme Court ruling which effectively terminated use of the judicial system to limit unchecked powers of unelected bureaucrats appointed by...

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Funny story: Right-wingers threaten to move to country with universal health care, gay marriage

Right-wingers threaten to move to country with universal health care, gay marriage

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Conservatives across the country, angry over the Supreme Court's upholding of Obamacare, have declared their intentions to move to Canada. Sources say the country has provided free health care for its citizens for decades. "This...

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Funny story: ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

ObamaCare Saved by Legal Doctrine of "Convenient Supremacy"

WASHINGTON, DC - In a surprise ruling, the US Supreme Court ruled that ObamaCare was Constitutional. Chief Justice John Roberts delivered the opinion which upheld the 2700 page bill. All of the Supreme Court Justices admitted that their judgements ha...

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Funny story: Vatican Blasts U.S. Nuns as Blasphemous

Vatican Blasts U.S. Nuns as Blasphemous

A special Vatican council of Bishops, Archbishops and Priests says many left-leaning American nuns are an embarrassment to the Roman Catholic Church for not speaking out more loudly against abortions, rubbers, gay marriage and high church posts for w...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Still Debating Obama Care in New Jersey

Mitt Romney Still Debating Obama Care in New Jersey

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney surprised a crowd of New Jersey citizens today when he said that, if elected, there is at least one provision of ObamaCare that he would not retract. The announcement appeared to be at odds with his former pledges...

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Funny story: Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Conservatives are wondering today if the long held tradition of the Supreme Court keeping its decisions secret until their official release to the public has been broken. Yesterday, President Obama spoke about the SCOTUS deliberation of the Pati...

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Funny story: Obama's Health Care 'Wet Dream' Program

Obama's Health Care 'Wet Dream' Program

RYE, NY --- President Obama addressed students and faculty at Holden Caulfield Prep School for Boys in Rye, NY, today. The President was introduced to the 900 students gathered in Pencey Hall, by Principal Spencer Antolini. The speech was meant to...

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