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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Reveals She Has Developed An "X-Rated Crush" On Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Dance Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Kirstie Alley Reveals She Has Developed An "X-Rated Crush" On Her 'Dancing With The Stars' Dance Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars contestant Kirstie Alley who until recently was tilting the weight scales at an astounding 409 pounds has confessed that she is falling head-over-heels for her dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, of Russia who is kn...

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Funny story: Kirstie "Bad Luck" Alley Has A 'Footwear Malfunction' And Loses Her Left Dancing Shoe On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Kirstie "Bad Luck" Alley Has A 'Footwear Malfunction' And Loses Her Left Dancing Shoe On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - In the twelve seasons that Dancing With The Stars has been on the air there has never been a celebrity dancer who has had the bad luck that Kirstie Alley is experiencing so far this year. Last week her partner Maksim "The Ukrainian Kid...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Denies Those Sexually Provocative Rumors About Her And Mel Gibson And She Reveals The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain

Britney Spears Denies Those Sexually Provocative Rumors About Her And Mel Gibson And She Reveals The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears, who passed up an opportunity to appear in the Twilight movie series due to a bad case of tonsillitis, recently dismissed the sexually provocative rumors regarding her and her BFF Mel Gibson. Spears said that her a...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Kirstie Alley and Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, better known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" took the entire blame for his and partner Kirstie Alley's fall on Dancing With The Stars. As the marimba player played the music to "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" Maksim...

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Funny story: George Lopez Afraid That Kirstie Alley Will Kick His 'Caboose' Eats His Words (No Pun Intended)

George Lopez Afraid That Kirstie Alley Will Kick His 'Caboose' Eats His Words (No Pun Intended)

REDONDO BEACH - George Lopez sat on the sand in Redondo Beach, wearing a pair of blue and gold El Lay Lakers swim trunks and a lavender T-shirt with the words "The Grand Canyon's Just A Big Old Arroyo (Creek)" in big red letters. As he spoke with...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Tells George Lopez To Stop With The "Fat Jokes" Or Else She'll Bite Off Both Of His Lips

Kirstie Alley Tells George Lopez To Stop With The "Fat Jokes" Or Else She'll Bite Off Both Of His Lips

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley who literally surprised everyone with her very good dance performance on Dancing With The Stars has let talk show host George Lopez know that he had better stop making fun of her weight and stop with the 'fat jokes.' Th...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Shocks Everyone With Her Amazing Dancing On "Dancing With The Stars"

Kirstie Alley Shocks Everyone With Her Amazing Dancing On "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has probably pulled off the biggest dancing surprise of any celebrity contestant in the twelve season history of Dancing With The Stars. The former star of Cheers and the movie series franchise Look Who's Talking is paire...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Original Karate Kid" Macchio Shows He Is Going To "Kick" Some Dancing Booty

Dancing With The Stars: Ralph "The Original Karate Kid" Macchio Shows He Is Going To "Kick" Some Dancing Booty

HOLLYWOOD -Season 12 of Dancing With The Stars has kicked off (pun intended) and of the eleven celebrity dancers the male and female that stood out were Ralph Macchio and believe it or not Kirstie Alley, yes K-i-r-s-t-i-e A-l-l-e-y. Macchio who ga...

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Funny story: The Costume Designer On 'Dancing With The Stars' Says He Is Having To Use Lots and Lots of Material Sewing Kirstie Alley's Dance Outfits

The Costume Designer On 'Dancing With The Stars' Says He Is Having To Use Lots and Lots of Material Sewing Kirstie Alley's Dance Outfits

HOLLYWOOD - The gentleman in charge of designing and sewing every single dance costume for the celebrities and professionals on Dancing With The Stars has confided that this year he really has his work cut out for him (no pun intended). Lazlo Lazl...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Still Losing Weight But Suffering Horrible Side-Effects

Kirstie Alley Still Losing Weight But Suffering Horrible Side-Effects

Although she has now lost over 40 pounds, actress Kirstie Alley says that the new pills that are really taking off her weight has some serious side-effects, she is determined to stay on them until she gets down to an even 200. Also Alley refuses to come out of her house until she is down to 200, but she has given her friends permission to talk with us. "Sally has lost a lot of weight alright...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Announces That Kirstie Alley Is The First Dance Contestant For The 2011 Season

Dancing With The Stars Announces That Kirstie Alley Is The First Dance Contestant For The 2011 Season

HOLLYWOOD - The hosts of Dancing With The Stars Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke have announced that Kirstie Alley is the first star who has been selected to appear on this years edition of the very popular dancing reality show. Bergeron noted that i...

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Funny story: Bikini Pics of Nina Dobrev Reveal Possible Bulimia

Bikini Pics of Nina Dobrev Reveal Possible Bulimia

Weighing just over one-hundred pounds, Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev looks pretty slim in some recently released bikini shots. "We do worry about Dobrev", stated program manager, Mario Ginsberg. "She claims that this has been her normal weigh...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Fiancé Tells Her To Stop Feeding Her Face Before She Starts Looking Like A Blonde Kirstie Alley

Jessica Simpson's Fiancé Tells Her To Stop Feeding Her Face Before She Starts Looking Like A Blonde Kirstie Alley

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The man who provides Jessica Simpson's fiancé, Eric Johnson with his vegetables has stated that Johnson made quite a startling announcement about Simpson to him. Franz Ditsfauster, who owns The Ditsfauster & Gomez Vegetables S...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That In Order To Save On Her Food Bill She Will Soon Start Growing Her Own Food

Kirstie Alley Says That In Order To Save On Her Food Bill She Will Soon Start Growing Her Own Food

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has reportedly told her maid that she has decided to start growing her own food. Alley told Granola Bagley, her long time maid that it has just gotten too darn expensive to have to go the grocery every single day an...

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Funny story: Drunken ghost of dead Charlie Sheen officiates at ceremony as Shania Twain and Valerie Bertinelli kick off 2011 by marrying each other

Drunken ghost of dead Charlie Sheen officiates at ceremony as Shania Twain and Valerie Bertinelli kick off 2011 by marrying each other

Tired of cheating men and failed marriages Canadian country songbird Shania Twain and everybody's favorite TV sweetheart Valerie Bertinelli kicked off the New Year by marrying each other. The 5 bridesmaids consisted of a 900-pound Kirstie Alley who...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Cited By Airport Security For Reportedly Making Erotically Sensuous Moans During An Airport Security 'Pat Down'

Kirstie Alley Cited By Airport Security For Reportedly Making Erotically Sensuous Moans During An Airport Security 'Pat Down'

LOS ANGELES - Actress Kirstie Alley was at L.A.'s LAX Airport going through security when she refused the full body scan. She was immediately told that she would then have to submit to the new security 'pat down.' Alley, who tips the scales at 409...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Gained So Much Weight Lately

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Gained So Much Weight Lately

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian, one-third of the famed Kardashian sisters, was asked by a reporter for National Geographic why it is that her weight has ballooned upwards in just the past few weeks. Kardashian, who was shopping at the 'big gal' se...

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