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Funny story: Jesse James Says He Cheated On Sandra Bullock Because of Twinkies

Jesse James Says He Cheated On Sandra Bullock Because of Twinkies

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse "Dipstick" James says that he still thinks that his wife Sandra Bullock will find it in her heart of hearts to take him back. [CUE THE LAUGH MACHINE] James speaking while sitting on one of his 17 motorcycles in hi...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says He Wanted To Get Caught

Jesse James Says He Wanted To Get Caught

Now Jesse James is telling the public at every interview that he secretly wanted to get caught cheating on Sandra Bullock, even though he says he is still crazy in love with her. Most think he should have ended his interviews with the word "crazy"...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

Kirstie Alley Says That After Looking At Gabourney Sidibe She Feels Downright Anorexic!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley said that she really enjoyed the movie Precious starring Gabourney Sidibe, who was nominated for Best Actress but lost out to Sandra Bullock, the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Messy Jesse "The Whore Monger" James. Kirstie w...

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Funny story: Kate Hudson's New Boob Job Moves Jesse James To Say All She Needs Now Are Tattoos And She Can Become One of His "Cycle Chicks"

Kate Hudson's New Boob Job Moves Jesse James To Say All She Needs Now Are Tattoos And She Can Become One of His "Cycle Chicks"

HOLLYWOOD - Kate Hudson is still excited about her new 'boob job.' She has emailed, texted, and called everyone she knows and a few people that she does not even know and told them how thrilled she is to finally look down and see something other than...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock chooses Billy The Kid over Jesse James

Sandra Bullock chooses Billy The Kid over Jesse James

Sandra Bullock has revealed that she has adopted a baby in secret and has got shot of husband Jesse James. Bullock claims she should never have married a cowboy and now that she has adopted this baby she has no time for Jesse James. The baby is no...

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Funny story: Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock Goody Two-Shoes

Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock Goody Two-Shoes

Los Angeles, CA - In a complete turnabout, Jesse James decided to come out swinging against the woman who, until recently, was the light of his life. After being caught with a number of women, all of whom were not his wife (basically because she is j...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Locks Monster Garage Down Adopts Demon Child

Sandra Bullock Locks Monster Garage Down Adopts Demon Child

Blind Side actress Sandra Bullock finally ditched her bitch in divorce court and then announced she was adopting a child. No one cares about Jesse James' exit but the curious part is the child who is known due to recent press about him being sent bac...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says He Would Love To Meet Tia Brodie, aka "The Fire Eater"

Jesse James Says He Would Love To Meet Tia Brodie, aka "The Fire Eater"

LONG BEACH, California - According to Jesse James' main tattooist, Dusty "Bubba" Applecutter, the soon-to-be-no-longer Mr. Sandra Bullock wants to meet Tia Brodie, aka "The Fire Eater" so bad he can taste her. James who has been keeping a low prof...

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Funny story: The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

HOLLYWOOD - The Lindsay Lohan-Perez Hilton feud is starting to resemble Iceland's Eyjafjallajojull volcano. The LiLo-PerHi powder puff fracas started when Perez wrote an unflattering piece about LiLo's little sister, Ali, aka AliLo. The sidesad...

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Funny story: Friend of Jesse James Suggests That The Number of Cycle Chicks is Actually 11

Friend of Jesse James Suggests That The Number of Cycle Chicks is Actually 11

LONG BEACH - Jesse James, sitting in his Long Beach, California office of West Coast Choppers, revealed to an unnamed source that an alleged very close friend of his has confessed that the number of Cycle Chicks in his "TattooGate" scandal is actuall...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says That He Has No Idea Where The Rumor of Him Being in The KKK Came From

Jesse James Says That He Has No Idea Where The Rumor of Him Being in The KKK Came From

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James, owner of West Coast Choppers, and one of the biggest, dumbest jerks in the Lower 48 has angrily stated that he has no idea where the hell the rumors about him being a card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan came...

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Funny story: American Idol's Tatiana Del Toro Rumored To Be One of Jesse James' Cycle Chicks

American Idol's Tatiana Del Toro Rumored To Be One of Jesse James' Cycle Chicks

LA HABRA, California - Puerto Rican born Tatiana Del Toro who appeared on season eight of American Idol was having a Number 3 Deluxe Mexican Enchilada Dinner at Paquito & Paquitas Casa De Enchiladas when she was asked about the rumor that is pres...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Says She Would Like To Try Her Luck With Jesse James

Jennifer Aniston Says She Would Like To Try Her Luck With Jesse James

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston, who has probably had more dates in the past two years, than all of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders combined, has stated that she would like to date Jesse James, once his divorce from Sandra Bullock is final. Anis...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Denies The Rumor That She Is Jesse James' Cycle Chick #6

Elin Nordegren Denies The Rumor That She Is Jesse James' Cycle Chick #6

ORLANDO - Elin Nordegren had stopped off at a local Mickey D's to treat her kids to a 'Happy Meal' when she was confronted by the latest "TattooGate" rumor. Mrs. Tiger Woods was asked about the rumors that have been floating around Florida and Geo...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock: When I Get Through With Jesse, The Dipshit Will End Up Living In A 10 By 20 Foot Log Cabin in Arkansas

Sandra Bullock: When I Get Through With Jesse, The Dipshit Will End Up Living In A 10 By 20 Foot Log Cabin in Arkansas

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has confided to one of her best friends George Lopez that when she gets through with the womanizing tattooed piece of bison shit Jesse "Bowling Balls" James he will be living in a 10 by 20 foot log cabin in the Arkansas Ozarks...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Jesse James Agree To Appear With Nina Dobrev In "The Vampire Dairies"

Tiger Woods and Jesse James Agree To Appear With Nina Dobrev In "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of The Vampire Dairies Manolo Middlezuck has just revealed that he has signed both Tiger Woods and Jesse James to appear in an upcoming episode of the hit vampire show. Middlezuck said that he did not want to give away too...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

Dancing With The Stars' Pamela Anderson Spotted Nightclubbing With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson one of this years contestants on Dancing With The Stars was seen out partying at 2 am at the Club Guys & Dolls with none other than Sandra Bullock's strange estranged husband Jesse "PenisPunk" James. Anderson w...

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