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Funny story: American Idol's Erika Van Pelt Goes From Being A Blonde To A Brunette And Ends Up Getting Sent Home

American Idol's Erika Van Pelt Goes From Being A Blonde To A Brunette And Ends Up Getting Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - This week's edition of American Idol saw two males and one female in the dreaded Bottom 3. Heejun "The Class Clown" Han and Deandre "The Hair" Brackensick were the two guys and Erika "The Makeover" Van Pelt was the lone female. Dea...

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Funny story: Three Blondes Find Themselves Sadly Silently Sitting In American Idol's "Bottom 3"

Three Blondes Find Themselves Sadly Silently Sitting In American Idol's "Bottom 3"

HOLLYWOOD - After starting off with over 100,000 contestants, American Idol has now whittled that number down to the Top 10. And this week's "Bottom 3" found three blondes sitting in the dreaded "Bottom 3" stools. South Carolina's Elise "Estrog...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says American Idol's Joshua Ledet's Performance Is One of American Idol's Best Ever

Jennifer Lopez Says American Idol's Joshua Ledet's Performance Is One of American Idol's Best Ever

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of American Idol saw several of the contestants really bring their "A" game. One of the early on favorites Jessica Sanchez of San Diego did good on the Gloria Estefan song "Don't Cry For Me Tallahassee." Rock and...

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Funny story: American Idol's Gentle Giant, 6-Foot-8-Inch Jermaine Jones, Has Been Disqualified

American Idol's Gentle Giant, 6-Foot-8-Inch Jermaine Jones, Has Been Disqualified

HOLLYWOOD - Last week after Jennifer Lopez' favorite performer Jeremy Rosado was eliminated from American Idol it left twelve AI hopefuls. But an interesting development has developed and now there will actually only be eleven contestants left in...

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Funny story: The American Idol Judges Send Jeremy Rosado Back Home To Florida

The American Idol Judges Send Jeremy Rosado Back Home To Florida

Hollywood - American Idol's Top 13 are now The Top Dozen as the three judge eliminated 19-year-old Jeremy Rosado. Rosado and Elise Testone, 28, of Charleston, South Carolina were the two lowest vote getters. Out of 30 million votes that were cast,...

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Funny story: American Idol's Jessica Sanchez Receives The Night's Only Standing Ovation From J.Lo, Randy, and Steven

American Idol's Jessica Sanchez Receives The Night's Only Standing Ovation From J.Lo, Randy, and Steven

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Top 13 went at it gender-to-gender with the guys singing songs by Stevie Wonder and the girls singing songs by Whitney Houston. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, 37, said that there was a bit of a controversy earlier in the week...

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Funny story: President Obama, The "First Mama," and The "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha Have Picked American Idol's Deandre Brackensick As Their Favorite Contestant

President Obama, The "First Mama," and The "First Kiddoes" Malia and Sasha Have Picked American Idol's Deandre Brackensick As Their Favorite Contestant

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Season 11 of American Idol is down to The Top 13 performers and there is one singer who is sitting on cloud nine. San Jose, California resident Deandre Brackensick, 17, has just learned that the nation's First Family is pulling...

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Funny story: Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Famous for setting odds on anything from the number of fights in a hockey game to whether or not Janet Jackson might bear a breast on national television, Las Vegas statisticians and odds makers are refusing to set lines on Justin Bieber, J-Lo and Vl...

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Funny story: American Idol Eliminates 11 Singers and Whittles It Down To The Top 13

American Idol Eliminates 11 Singers and Whittles It Down To The Top 13

HOLLYWOOD - It was an American Idol night filled with tears, tears, and more tears. And a lot of them came from the beautiful brown eyes of Jennifer Lopez. It is no secret that J.Lo really takes the eliminating of any young singers hard, but on th...

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Funny story: The Executives of American Idol Tell Randy "The Dawg" Jackson To Stop Saying The Word "Yo" So Darn Much

The Executives of American Idol Tell Randy "The Dawg" Jackson To Stop Saying The Word "Yo" So Darn Much

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that by all accounts the executives of American Idol have finally convinced Randy "The Dawg" Jackson to stop using the term "Pitchy," which last season he used an average of 19 times per show. And now, "The Dawg" who boasts...

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Funny story: J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday

Reportedly not wanting to miss out on the celebratory and legal milestone birthday fun, both Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez were seen just outside the festivities at Justin Bieber's 18th birthday bash. While publicists for the two mature entertai...

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Funny story: The Top 12 Girls Perform on American Idol and A 16-Year-Old Blows The Judges and The Audience Away!

The Top 12 Girls Perform on American Idol and A 16-Year-Old Blows The Judges and The Audience Away!

HOLLYWOOD - Twelve female singers took the stage on American Idol's "Girls Night." And when the smoke had cleared, the lights had stop flashing, and the musical instruments had all been silenced, five of the American Idol girl hopefuls stood out.

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Funny story: American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

Los Angeles - And all it took was just one rather feline strut down the red carpet in a shimmering $50,000 Stuart Gulliver gown to steal the show on Oscars Night as Jennifer Lopez reaffirmed her pole position in yet another International Rear Of The...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez, 42, Talks About The Joy of Her 24-Year-Old 'Boy-Toy'

Jennifer Lopez, 42, Talks About The Joy of Her 24-Year-Old 'Boy-Toy'

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Jennifer Lopez recently stated that she truly enjoys being one of the judges on the hit show American Idol. She noted that it gives her a tremendous sense of satisfaction and joy to be able to help young wannabe singers.

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Funny story: Don't Fret Armageddon

Don't Fret Armageddon

Consider this article a bit of an "I Have Nothing to Write Today" part deux. I say that because I did my morning routine again, listening to the news, poking around Internet news sites to grab the top stories and looking for something I could make light of. Spoofing I think, is truly an art. The talented writers who usually appear in the top 10 of TheSpoof(dot)Com's authors are considered, at...

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Funny story: American Idol's Hollywood Week: Jim Carrey's Daughter Jane Carrey Is One of The First To Be Eliminated

American Idol's Hollywood Week: Jim Carrey's Daughter Jane Carrey Is One of The First To Be Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well viewers of American Idol, after having sat through auditions of what seemed to be about 1.3 million hopefuls, have finally gotten past the boring as hell part of the show. Former American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi perhaps said it...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She Does Not Like The Term "Cougar" And That She Prefers The Term "Older Woman"

Jennifer Lopez Says She Does Not Like The Term "Cougar" And That She Prefers The Term "Older Woman"

CANCUN, Mexico - American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez and her new love interest Caspar Smart were down in sunny Mexico frolicking flirtatiously on the beach as they enjoyed their stay at The Olé Toro Resort Hotel. J.Lo whose personality has become e...

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