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Funny story: Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

Paraguayan Kidnappers Feast On Demands.

The stakes in a stand off between Paraguayan kidnappers who snatched a local rancher have been upped this morning. The kidnappers are demanding over £3 million for the farmers release and have already called for thirty of his cattle to be given to...

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Funny story: FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

FDA Orders a Whopper: Fast Food Chain Must Recall 1.2 Million Flame-Retardant Patties

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration turned up the heat on Burger Kingdom's fast food empire today and ordered a massive recall after 1.2 million patties the company intended to flame broil turned out to be 100% flame retardant Angus b...

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Funny story: Shuttle Astronaut Makes Unauthorized Burger Run

Shuttle Astronaut Makes Unauthorized Burger Run

Bored and restless, Astronaut Randy Bresnik snuck out of the International Space Station and returned the shuttle to earth just so that he could go to Five Guys Burgers and Fries for a midnight snack. North American Aerospace Defense Command, bet...

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Funny story: MacBarfers secret BigBarf burger recipe revealed

MacBarfers secret BigBarf burger recipe revealed

MacBarfers, the American multinational company that has for years tried to poison the world's teenagers, was today in crisis when an undercover reporter managed to find out the carefully hidden secret recipe for their multi-million selling BigBarf burger. The reporter - who for reasons of security we will call John MacDonald of 23a Wisteria Avenue, Basingstoke, Westhamlostagain - disguised as a...

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Funny story: Bankerburgers favorite food of Bilderbergers

Bankerburgers favorite food of Bilderbergers

NEW YORK, NY - Spreading East from California, the new bankerburger is becoming a favorite with the intelligentsia. The nice garlic flavor coupled with the well done chewy meat flash cooked in it's own fat, is inspiring rave reviews at the Heinze Ki...

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Funny story: World's Hottest Chilli Burger Claims Two More Victims

World's Hottest Chilli Burger Claims Two More Victims

Two more victims of the world's hottest chilli burger were rushed to hospital last night by paramedics after biting off more than they could chew. Witnesses report that the two men had been drinking beer all night before turning up at the 'Burger...

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Funny story: KCF To Sell 'Human Burgers' In Borneo

KCF To Sell 'Human Burgers' In Borneo

Leading fast food outlet KCF today announced that in line with their global policy of appeasing ethnic minorities by providing tailored menus, they are to supply human meat, or 'long pig' as it is known locally to cannibals at its Borneo branch. K...

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Funny story: Political Correctness Gone Absolutely Mad

Political Correctness Gone Absolutely Mad

From our political correspondent - Rumblings of discontent have been detected from smokers and drinkers across the UK who enjoy their vices without fanfare, yet find themselves increasingly alienated from mainstream society by a bunch of wankers who...

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Funny story: Forget The Angry Whopper - Try The Mad Mac!

Forget The Angry Whopper - Try The Mad Mac!

DALLAS, TX - Who's got a beef? Mick Donald's, that's who. Never one to be outdone, Mickey D's has introduced a well-timed response to its competitor's angry whopper of a burger - the all new Mad Mac. This double-stacked, mouth-watering, mad as hel...

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Funny story: Haggisburgers Are Coming

Haggisburgers Are Coming

Glaswegian fast-food magnate, Ronnie MacDonald (no relation), has predicted that his latest culinary invention, the haggisburger, will revolutionise take-away eating throughout the world. "The haggisburger is coming," he declared proudly, "and wil...

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Funny story: Burger King of Cologne

Burger King of Cologne

With the economy in no short supply of market surprises, the fragrance industry delivered a bit of an unexpected whiff this week. Burger king Burger King released its first male perfume Flame Broiled Whopper. The cologne has been describes as smo...

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Funny story: White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

White Hart Lane Burger Van To Sell Vegetable Samosas

Fans at White Hart Lane have been finding life hard to bear lately, with Tottenham rooted to the bottom of the Premier League table, but there was a new twist to the saga this morning when Ali Ashraf, the man who owns the burger van outside the groun...

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Funny story: Arby's Buys Wendy's

Arby's Buys Wendy's

Arby's, a division of Triarc, purchased the Wendy's fast food chain for over $2.3 billion. This was their third attempt to buy the hamburger company founded by the late Dave Thomas and named for his daughter.

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Funny story: Hamburglar banged to rights

Hamburglar banged to rights

FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.

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Funny story: Krusty Burger to offer 50 cent steaks

Krusty Burger to offer 50 cent steaks

"Buy them fresh from the truck, fast frozen or cooked to perfection, our steaks are 100% cruelty free," said spokesman Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski.

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