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Funny story: Man Sells Face on eBay

Man Sells Face on eBay

For most of us at the moment the 'credit crunch' is dictating our spending habits, and forcing us to be more careful with our money. As fuel prices continue to rise and energy bills soar there is a need for many to seek additional means of income, fr...

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Funny story: UK's Davina to auction her "after-birth" online

UK's Davina to auction her "after-birth" online

Chronically pregnant British Celebrity Mum Davina McCloud (wife of fictional 70's TV Cowboy sleuth Dennis Mcloud) is to peddle her own after-birth on an online auction website. "Sexy Lady" The Gorgeous 49 year old hook-nosed mother of fifteen h...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)

(New York--NY) Ed-E-torial is back, and you voted. And yes, Amber Colt will be the new co-host. Not only is Amber ready to take on the tough stories, she's ready to take off her top for a good cause. And that cause is Darfur relief. If Amber can do that, can't you do your part to help? Visit eBay to bid on Amber's bra. And check out Ed-E-torial 24.

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Funny story: E-Bay sold on E-Bay

E-Bay sold on E-Bay

In a bizarre twist, E-Bay owners put their website up for sale on their own website under "Businesses for Sale". The reserve price of $5 billion was soon met with bids by microsoft, applemac and Amazon. However, the winning bid was made by Bloombe...

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Funny story: Man Finds Potato that Looks Like Kate Garraway

Man Finds Potato that Looks Like Kate Garraway

A farmer from Shropshire, who had faced bankrupcy after his potato crop was devastated by a freak outbreak of Black Scurf, has been saved at the eleventh hour by the discovery of a large spud which looks uncannily like popular pigeon-toed GMTV presen...

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Funny story: Big Foot Items for Sale on Ebay

Big Foot Items for Sale on Ebay

Methistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - It has only been a few days since the discovery of a real Big Foot and already there are reports of Big Foot items for sale on cyber auctions. Some items up for sale via the bidding process are bits and pieces of a...

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Funny story: Arnold Shwarzenegger Offers VP Serivces via eBay

Arnold Shwarzenegger Offers VP Serivces via eBay

(San Jose, CA) Internet auction site eBay confirmed today the authenticity of a posting by Arnold Schwarzenegger offering his services as Vice President to the highest bidder.

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Funny story: Oak Tree Achieves 'Listed Building' Status

Oak Tree Achieves 'Listed Building' Status

A 300-year-old oak tree in Surrey has been made a 'Listed Building' by Council chiefs, who say that the tree, known as The Oak, is not responsible for local subsidence.

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Funny story: Counterfeiters to sue e-bay for selling branded goods

Counterfeiters to sue e-bay for selling branded goods

Following hot on the heels of the £30 million ebay fine as a result of action taken by Louis Vuitton and Christian Dior to protect their luxury goods made in Thailand sweat-shops for no more than $20, counterfeiters have hit back.

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Funny story: Loser's 'entire life' sold for £5

Loser's 'entire life' sold for £5

A clinically depressed Australian living in America has agreed to a bid of £5 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a weekend-long drinking binge with friends.

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Funny story: Ebay Baby

Ebay Baby

Authorities in Bavaria, southern Germany, have taken a two year-old boy into care after his parents offered him for sale on eBay supposedly because they believed he was "pure evil".

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Funny story: McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"

McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"

Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a simple plan for voters anxious about jobs sent to China.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay

Former president Bill Clinton put a few items up for sale on eBay today, including his infamous Beer Goggles. Experts say that the item will bring a huge price on the auction website due to their value to collectors.

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Funny story: Missing Flea Market Boy Found -- Turned up on eBay

Missing Flea Market Boy Found -- Turned up on eBay

Smithfield, North Carolina - In this buy low, sell high then list it on eBay and sell it even higher modern dollar driven society, no wonder a small 3-year-old boy went missing; unnoticed while his mother attended Brightleif flea market over this pas...

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Funny story: Ebay - The new internet porn?

Ebay - The new internet porn?

A recent survey has shown that more and more men are turning away from browsing hardcore porn sites and switching to eBay instead. The pornography industry met last night for a crisis orgy to discuss the severity of the situation.

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Funny story: Ebay to Open Fast Food Franchise

Ebay to Open Fast Food Franchise

Online auction giant eBay announced today that it is going to try it's hand at the fast food restaurant business. The appropriately named "e-Burger" franchise, is scheduled for it's grand opening later this month.

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Funny story: Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photos of Zac Efron are sold on ebay

Naked photographs of Hollywood actor Zac Efron have been sold for one million dollars, according to the supermarket tabloid The National Scandal.

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