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Funny story: Drunk Woman Enlivens Dull Ryder Cup

Drunk Woman Enlivens Dull Ryder Cup

Andi Panday has made national headlines by appearing drunk during an interview at the Ryder Cup, turning the dullest, most boring golf tournament on the planet into the second most dull and boring golf tournament on the planet. Ms Panday of Garfor...

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Funny story: Judge Declares George Michael Public Nuisance, Bans Him from Society

Judge Declares George Michael Public Nuisance, Bans Him from Society

LONDON, England - A judiciary hearing was held in London's High Court Monday to determine whether or not singer George Michael has reached a level of public nuisance which should prohibit him from ever being allowed to interact with society again...

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Funny story: Prosecutor Claims Snooki Annoying On and Off Screen

Prosecutor Claims Snooki Annoying On and Off Screen

The New Jersey Prosecutor who brought charges of disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance against Snooki Polizzi for her antics on a beach in July, has now added a third charge of annoying behavior to her rap sheet. Snooki's attorney, upo...

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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Man who Fell Down Hole Was Drunk.

Isle Of Wight News - Man who Fell Down Hole Was Drunk.

Ryde - Isle Of Wight - Noon - It's just been confirmed that Ryde resident, Ken Worthington was intoxicated when he stumbled and fell down a hole, which had been dug earlier in the day by some workmen. Sources informed us that Mr Worthington drank...

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Funny story: Drunk Calls Police To Report Mother Taking His Beer

Drunk Calls Police To Report Mother Taking His Beer

In the Newport Richey area of Pasco County, Florida, a man kept calling 911 and reporting that his mother had taken away his beer and his clothes so he couldn't go after any more. Explaining later, after several cups of strong coffee, Daryl Neighb...

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Funny story: Drunken Parrots Rob Convenience Store

Drunken Parrots Rob Convenience Store

Palmerston, Australia. Thousands of parrots live in and around this northern Australian town with a tropical climate. Occasionally a parrot will drop from a tree, after eating fruit that has fermented, and spout whatever they have heard humans sa...

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Funny story: Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

Sarah on Oprah: Suck My Toes and You Can Meet Andy!

In the shortest interview on record, TV Diva Oprah had to cut short a long awaited sit down with the Duchess of York, who admitted she was 'inebriated' after only one Mimosa in her dressing room prior to appearing before millions on US TV. A slig...

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Funny story: "Patches" Kennedy Caught Trying to Suck Worm from Quart of Tequila with Straw To Show Support for Felipe Caldreron!

"Patches" Kennedy Caught Trying to Suck Worm from Quart of Tequila with Straw To Show Support for Felipe Caldreron!

Ted Kennedy's son, Patrick, known as "Patches" around New England thanks to Boston Critic & Columnist Howie Carr, was pulled out of yet another Rhode Island Bar last night after he lost a battle trying to suck the worm out of a quart bottle of Te...

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Funny story: "I don't want to fight you," aggressive muscle-bound guy tells you

"I don't want to fight you," aggressive muscle-bound guy tells you

A BAR SOMEWHERE - Despite dropping into a combat stance and ripping his shirt off, a hulking tough guy has informed you in no uncertain terms that engaging in one-on-one combat with you is the last thing he wants to do. "I don't want to fight you,...

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Funny story: It started with a P*ss never thought it would come to this

It started with a P*ss never thought it would come to this

Gordon Brown was out on Saturday night for his stag night with family and friends and had rather to much to drink in fact he was totally pissed. This Gordon Brown hates politicians and is absolutely no relation to that other Gordon Brown that is or w...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart argue as Pattinson retires from Acting

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart argue as Pattinson retires from Acting

Robert Pattinson has sensationally announced today that he is retiring from acting as he is fed up with the attention fame has brought him since he appeared in the Movie Twilight. Pattinson said today "I would rather go out and get pissed, I am no...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Robert Pattinson was pissed again which has been a frequent occurrence over the last year. Pattinson was seen at a bar in London and after twelve pints of Lager he was laughing so much he pissed his pants. Pattinson has never been out of the news,...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle's Distant Cousin Channels Elvis Perfectly When Drunk

Susan Boyle's Distant Cousin Channels Elvis Perfectly When Drunk

County Cork, Ireland - Folks in the small town of Carrigtwohill, Cork County, Ireland are scratching their heads these days ever since a local mediocre pub singer by the name of Shawn Boyle, distant cousin to popular Scottish singer, Susan Boyle, sta...

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Funny story: Nanny McPhee claims she is better looking than Judy Finnigan

Nanny McPhee claims she is better looking than Judy Finnigan

Judy Finnigan was looking rather worse for wear yesterday after leaving a Pub where she had a liquid lunch. Finnigan drank several bottles of wine after which she made Ugly Betty look like a beauty queen. Her husband Richard Mad Madeley and her dau...

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Funny story: Father Hackett writes to the Pope and tells him to Feck Off

Father Hackett writes to the Pope and tells him to Feck Off

Father Hackett has written to the Pope telling him to Feck Off,all because of something that happened on the Popes last visit to Ireland. Father Hackett met the Pope on his visit to Ireland in September 1979 and lent the Pope a tenor, no not one of t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson pissed as a newt

Robert Pattinson pissed as a newt

Robert Pattinson the young star of that vampire Movie, Twilight, got totally pissed yesterday after drinking far to much while partying to celebrate his new Movie REMEMBER ME. Outside the Ivy Club in London at Twilight Pattinson was being helped b...

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Funny story: Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen

Mrs Dorothy Polkadott was today fined £25 for driving without due care and attention at Blow Street Magistrates Court, after a police officer on patrol saw her Starburst Green Mercedes ploughing at speed through a blizzard with a naked drunk stuck to...

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