A damning report revealed that the nation's nutters are being let out of mental institutions despite having cake in their beard or muttering to themselves.
I don't want to start some cocksure diatribe about how everything is dumb except me. I don't want to stick my fingers in my ears and shout endless incantations about wishing death and disease on everyone I encounter. I don't want to go to work in a morning.
But these are all things that I do end up doing.
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