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Funny story: Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Trayvon Martin dated Precious Jones

Since Trayvon Martin was kicked out of the Pussy Cat Cinema, Filipino tabloids have claimed he once dated Claireece Precious Jones whose stage name is Gabourey Sidibe. However, the 17-year-old aspiring star denies the romance rumors. Last week, Ba...

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Funny story: Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Dating App Allows Users to Skip the Talking

Well-known mobile dating application Tinder has slowly begun to loose its users interest. Considered a progressive way to "break the ice", the app quickly sparked interest amongst fourteen to forty-seven year olds, and had 35,000,000 pictures rated...

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Funny story: Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...

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Funny story: Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian Dating Sites don't Offer One Night Stands

Christian dating sights are Internet dating systems which permit individuals to communicate with each other over the Internet with the intention of developing a personal relationship which eventually leads to marriage. Psychologist, Danny Hembree...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

Tom Cruise Denies Chelsea Handler Dating Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Tom Cruise had just finished having dinner at The Shaped Like a Boot Italian Restaurant when he was greeted by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. Cruise has always liked Miss San Guacamole because she has never made him s...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand's PDA At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Kate Gosselin and Russell Brand, who broke up in August of 2011, were seen walking hand-in-hand at the famed La Brea Tar Pits. According to several eyewitnesses, Kate was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, Daisy Duke short...

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Funny story: Sunny days & Boogie Nights

Sunny days & Boogie Nights

I well remember a holiday that I spent with my family in Cornwall when I was a boy. Oh, those glorious summer days when the whole of my body was covered in soft downy hair and I knew that I would grow up to be rich, or famous, or both. About half-way through the holiday, Sally and myself went for a walk along the cliff tops. After an hour we stopped and sat on the grass, and gazed across the se...

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Funny story: My life as a man #26

My life as a man #26

Canadian girls ain't at all easy! I've told you readers that when I was a kid growing up in the South, we often sat on the side of the main road through town and sold apple cider, apple brandy, and boiled peanuts to the tourists travelling through West Virginia in route to Florida. Making note of the license plates on the tourist cars was always a fun way to pass the time. Of all the nort...

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Funny story: My life as a man #25

My life as a man #25

As a rule, I'm a fan of larger women, although I'm not a big fan (pun) of the term "Big Beautiful Women." And, from what I can tell, most curvy women don't particularly care to be desired for their size, at least not anytime I've told one of them, "I love big women!" We're talking buzz-kill, love-kill here, and maybe, man-kill as well. A gal at work I'd been chatting up asked me why I was so...

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Funny story: 'Cougars' responsible for Seattle pet deaths!

'Cougars' responsible for Seattle pet deaths!

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (ABSNN) - Seattle police confirmed today "the brutal and senseless killings of 219 companion animals" in the past two weeks. The killings were committed by 'Cougars,' but not of the feline, four-legged variety." Kings County S...

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Funny story: My life as a man #11

My life as a man #11

Dating, workplace, perils of... I am getting to know a few of my readers here, and those of you with whom I chat online know that I do research in archives and photography--mostly about military history and especially regarding the US Civil War. Yes, in real life, I am a geek, to the bone. When women find out what I do they are polite, express absolutely no interest, and move on to the lepe...

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Funny story: Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

Men Turn to Dating Homeless Women

LOS ANGELES: Several men have turned to homeless dating in an effort to woo a partner during the current economic crises. According to a recent survey, relationships between middle class men and homeless women have increased by 93%. Spousal rej...

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Funny story: 10 reasons you can't find a date

10 reasons you can't find a date

This list is based on a survey from relationship experts in hollywood. People such as: Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Hugh Hefner, and even the Kardashians. 1. Your favorite musician is Justin Bieber 2. You don't know the difference between "their" "there" and "they're" 3. Your nickname is snake 4. You're a plumber 5. Your last name is Kardashian 6. You still use Myspace 7. You're 40 and l...

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Funny story: Some Questions about Dating

Some Questions about Dating

If you get married on Valentine Day is there any excuse for forgetting your anniversary? If you get married on Valentines Day do you save money in the long run on cards and flowers? I have a friend who uses a Dating website called plentyoffish.com - If you don't like them do you throw them back in? When you sign upto to plenty-of-fish.com do they provide you with a free wet suit, or a fis...

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Funny story: Outbreak of Acne Ruins First (And Last) Date

Outbreak of Acne Ruins First (And Last) Date

A Miami man was today left shattered after an outbreak of acne marred a blind date which he was positive was odds on to lead to a possible sexual encounter. Regrettably that did not occur. Dr Daniel Cun, 32, handsome, charismatic, kind and a...

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Funny story: Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - In a study released this week by Harfold State College, scientists revealed that dinosaurs were, by far, the worst farters in our planet's history. Although these farts went a long way in warming the planet, increasing the average t...

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Funny story: 62-Year-Old Bachelor Decides to Date Only Age-Appropriate Women in Their 30s

62-Year-Old Bachelor Decides to Date Only Age-Appropriate Women in Their 30s

After several failed relationships with women in their early to mid-twenties, 62-year-old* bachelor Nick Candlewood decided to date only age-appropriate women in their thirties. "There are some very smart, mature 25-year-olds out there," remarks N...

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