Showing:

Funny satire stories about college

Try another search?

Funny story: New Course Offering: Ugly Churches only Jesus could love

New Course Offering: Ugly Churches only Jesus could love

Harfold State College will add a new art history/religion course to its offerings in the fall semster. Entitled "Ugly Churches only Jesus could love," the course is designed to focus on sorry attempts to please the Lord by building something modern.

Read full story
Funny story: Study claims excessive amounts of screen time a good thing

Study claims excessive amounts of screen time a good thing

HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted in Harfold State College's boys' dorm Gammot "Goddamnit" Hall revealed this week that excessive amounts of screen time can boost morale in teen boys...or at least not make it much worse than it already was. Of the ni...

Read full story
Funny story: What's In My Urine Is Between Me And My Porcelain God

What's In My Urine Is Between Me And My Porcelain God

A lot of people are upset over the recently passed law in Florida to drug test welfare recipients. The law requires applicants for welfare to pass a drug screening before they can start receiving benefits. The law caused an uproar amongst ACLU memb...

Read full story
Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Announces He's Available for College Commencement Speeches

IBM Computer Watson Announces He's Available for College Commencement Speeches

Fresh from his victory on the game show "Jeopardy," he told the world at a press conference yesterday that he's ready for his next challenge: stepping up to the podium to give commencement speeches. So far, there are no invitations. But Watson...

Read full story
Funny story: New Fraternity Rules Put In Place

New Fraternity Rules Put In Place

The US government has introduced controversial new measures meaning that members of college fraternities can take a month off work every year to meet up with their frat buddies. Businesses in the States will be legally obliged to allow their male...

Read full story
Funny story: Fill in the Blanks

Fill in the Blanks

Esteem needs are satisfied when prestige, success, and self-respect are met. Probably, it was the same needs that led man to create various forms of gods in his own image, a form of Psychological projection. Nowadays, doctoral degree gives prestige to the holder, especially if one comes from a disintegrating nation. In fact, it feels good to be called Doctor 'XYZ', particularly if the certifica...

Read full story
Funny story: All's well that ends well

All's well that ends well

A sieve is a tool of wire mesh used for separating small pieces from large ones, good vs. bad. Builders use a sieve to remove large/fine particles. Up to 1970s, in many parts of the world, personnel management, for recruiting, relied on sifting applications, CVs, tests etc, a procedure even esteemed by crime organizations. With advent of 'ENIAC', 1946, as the first electronic data processing ma...

Read full story
Funny story: OSU President Explains Elitist Remarks about the BCS

OSU President Explains Elitist Remarks about the BCS

November 24 (Spoof News) Ohio State University is in the news because their President E. Gordon Gee said that Boise State and TCU didn't deserve to play in the BCS Championship Game because those schools don't spend as much money as OSU does on its f...

Read full story
Funny story: College is not a dead end deal anymore

College is not a dead end deal anymore

Gov. Jan Brewer of Arizona signed a bill that would require all colleges in Arizona to allow students to test out of classes if they need to repeat a class. The state of Arizona is estimating a savings of 20 million dollars when students don't ha...

Read full story
Funny story: Ran Paul: "What Happens in College, Should Stay in College!"

Ran Paul: "What Happens in College, Should Stay in College!"

Ran Paul, Tea Party candidate for the US Senate, broke his silence today on the accusations of his conduct while in college. "Yes, I did some things while in college that were childlike. I admit that. But, when I was a child, I spoke as a child a...

Read full story
Funny story: College student wishes morning classes didn't start so early

College student wishes morning classes didn't start so early

Madison, WI -- Jim Ringle wishes morning classes didn't start so early. "I am going to UW-Madison for the partying, not the early classes," Ringle said while sitting in his dark dorm room. It is a common cry of college students that like to e...

Read full story
Funny story: Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Lefty Undersmith, the promising running back of the San Francisco University Fifth Generation Teenage Welfare Mothers, tore his ACLU in practice yesterday and will miss this season. The tailback, who was projected as a finalist for the Heisman Troph...

Read full story
Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Famous philospher and writer Throckmorton P. Turdblossom has been hired to teach at the Hog Jaw, Arkansas campus of Squirrel Holler County Community College. Turdblossom brings with him the credentials necessary for the job and becomes the highest e...

Read full story
Funny story: New college course: Becoming a real man

New college course: Becoming a real man

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a real man - That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline. First Year Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 W...

Read full story
Funny story: Pussy Willows Upset College Women

Pussy Willows Upset College Women

A group of female protesters in Los Angeles from several area Universities picketed local nurseries over their growing and selling of Pussy Willows. The students and faculty members felt that the plants degraded women in general and were inappropria...

Read full story
Funny story: Agricultural Colleges Changing With The Times

Agricultural Colleges Changing With The Times

British agricultural colleges were today accused of failing to teach the basics of farming. 'They've become centres of excellence in the teaching of many skills and crafts,' said the Government Chief Inspector of Colleges, 'but the management of c...

Read full story
Funny story: Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternity once again fails to meet goals for recruiting minority students

Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternity once again fails to meet goals for recruiting minority students

"Frustration" was the key word in a disappointing turn of events, as the Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternal organization of college students didn't reach its recruiting goals for minorities for the twentieth year in a row. "We firmly believe that in ord...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more