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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen says that he has really enjoyed staying out of the limelight lately and added that he has just passed the time sitting back and watching all of the Pepper Spray stuff, the Penn State mess, the fall of Herman Cain, and the...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

Charlie Sheen Has Interviewed Two Possible New Sexy Goddesses

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has been keeping a bit of a low-profile lately. He recently told a Hollywood reporter that it is all by design because he is getting ready to make a memorable announcement. According to Fajita San Gua...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

Lady Gaga To Wear Spookly The Square Pumpkin at Charlie Sheen's Halloween Bash

HOLLYWOOD - There are six days remaining until America's favorite holiday where every age has a party to go to, where everyone wears whoever they want to be, where Lady Gaga says it's okay to be square. Never mind the fact that the party will take...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen, Hank Williams Jr. and Bruno Tonioli Are The Final Three Choices To Replace Regis Philbin on 'Live With Regis & Kelly'

Charlie Sheen, Hank Williams Jr. and Bruno Tonioli Are The Final Three Choices To Replace Regis Philbin on 'Live With Regis & Kelly'

NEW YORK CITY - The executives of Live With Regis & Kelly have narrowed down their choices to replace the 'retiring' Regis Philbin. Philbin, who is 80, recently told Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, that the powers that be are simp...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Says The Rumor That She Was Asked To Be Charlie Sheen's "Cougar Goddess" Is False

Michele Bachmann Says The Rumor That She Was Asked To Be Charlie Sheen's "Cougar Goddess" Is False

CODY, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped off in Cody, Nebraska, the home of Aunt Agatha's Diet Cornbread. Bachmann spoke at the local high school's parking lot before a crowd estimated to be in the vicinity of...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen recently commented that ever since Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars that she has really lost an awful lot of weight. He stated that the once humongous actress has lost a total of 100 pounds...

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Funny story: The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

MALIBU BEACH - Well for those people who do not believe in curses perhaps they need to only take a look at one Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher who replaced Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men seems to have actually taken...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Amanda Knox To Be His Brand New "Goddess"

Charlie Sheen Wants Amanda Knox To Be His Brand New "Goddess"

OXNARD, California - Charlie Sheen is still celebrating from his recent $25 million settlement which he received for being wrongly terminated from his role as Charlie Harper in the sit-com Two and A Half Men. The "Space Cadet" as he is known recen...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On "The Vampire Diaries"

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Guest Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder On "The Vampire Diaries"

HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, the producer of The Vampire Diaries which stars Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder has just announced that he has signed Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan to guest star in upcoming episodes of the popular cable television se...

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Funny story: Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town is the land where anything can happen and everything usually does. I mean who in the civilized world would ever have even remotely imagined that an actor (i.e. Charlie Sheen) would quit a super cush job on Two and A Half Me...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Can Now Actually Call Himself A "Winner" As He Is Awarded A $25 Million Settlement

Charlie Sheen Can Now Actually Call Himself A "Winner" As He Is Awarded A $25 Million Settlement

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen is all smiles after agreeing to an out-of-court settlement of $25 million with the group that fired him from the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men. Sheen told Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo t...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen heading back to two and a half men

Charlie Sheen heading back to two and a half men

Two and a half men supremo, Chuck Lore, has announced that Charlie Sheen is heading back to the award winning sitcom to reprise his role as jingle writer, Charlie Harper. Sheen, who's on screen character was killed off, after a public falling out...

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Funny story: The Debris From The NASA Space Satellite Finally Falls To Earth - Gary Busey Said It Landed In His Downstairs Bathroom

The Debris From The NASA Space Satellite Finally Falls To Earth - Gary Busey Said It Landed In His Downstairs Bathroom

LOS ANGELES - The speculation as to where exactly the debris from NASA's space satellite would land is finally over. The West Coast Flaming Gazette reported that they received a call from a frantic individual who resides in Venice Beach saying tha...

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Funny story: 'Two and A Half Men' Goes On Without Charlie "The Former Mr. $1.8 Million Per Show" Sheen

'Two and A Half Men' Goes On Without Charlie "The Former Mr. $1.8 Million Per Show" Sheen

HOLLYWOOD - Well the moment of truth has finally arrived and the new season of Two and A Half Men aired on CBS (Cursed By Sheen). The Tinsel Town Times Tribune's Margarita Mixx remarked that the show's creator, producer, and head writer Chuck Lorr...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Explains The Reason Why He Apologized To The 'Two and A Half Men' Cast At The Primetime Emmy Awards Show

Charlie Sheen Explains The Reason Why He Apologized To The 'Two and A Half Men' Cast At The Primetime Emmy Awards Show

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen proved to himself and to everyone else that he still knows how to wear a suit and tie. He actually asked to be a presenter at The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Show which was held at The Nokia Theater. He said that he...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

Heidi Montag Reveals She Has A Crush On The Kinetic King Who Appeared on America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - One Hollywood celebrity who does not seem to have a shortage of male suitors is none other than Heidi Montag. Montag, who has so far had a total of 38 cosmetic surgeries as well as enhancement, enlargement, and tightening surgeries rec...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent Finalist Lys Agnes Says Charlie Sheen Keeps Inviting Her To Attend A Los Angeles Dodgers Game With Him

America's Got Talent Finalist Lys Agnes Says Charlie Sheen Keeps Inviting Her To Attend A Los Angeles Dodgers Game With Him

HOLLYWOOD - One of the sexiest looking singers to ever grace the America's Got Talent stage Lys Agnes has informed the shows host Nick "The Pencil" Cannon about a rather uncomfortable situation. The El Lay Informer's Pia Confetti verified that the...

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