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Funny story: Bank to panhandle for cash

Bank to panhandle for cash

Britain's second largest bank, Royal Thistle Bank of Scotland, is to ask passerby for about £10bn of extra cash to improve its financial position and meet its quarterly shortfall.

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Funny story: Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Louisville, Kentucky - Criticized by the airline industry for not taking a more assertive approach in dealing with the worsening airline industry bankruptcy crises, the federal government announced today it is now requiring all airlines to have an in...

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Funny story: Airplane makes emergency landing after CEO files for bankruptcy in mid-flight

Airplane makes emergency landing after CEO files for bankruptcy in mid-flight

Washington, DC - Another airline just went belly up but not before one of its airplanes bound for LAX was informed in mid-flight by its CEO that he had to file for bankruptcy so they had better land the plane as soon as possible because none of the p...

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Funny story: Spamers Go Bankrupt For Ron Paul

Spamers Go Bankrupt For Ron Paul

San Diego - Thursday morning, Ron Paul spammer, Orandu Jesse Simpson and eleven others apart of a Southern California meet up group, filed chapter eleven bankruptcy after funding entirely the January 20th "Money Bomb" for the Republican pre...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Drops Bid to Block Vegas Auction

Michael Jackson Drops Bid to Block Vegas Auction

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - Michael Jackson's lawyers dropped a bid to block an auction of a warehouse full of Jackson's belongings. It was a failed business venture that wound Jackson up in the bankruptcy court.

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Funny story: House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.

House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.

The New York High Times - In a reaction to the delays and confusion that marked the agency's response to Hurricane Katrina and other 2005 hurricanes, the House passed a disaster loan bill.

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Funny story: Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...

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Funny story: Blair is bankrupt

Blair is bankrupt

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): As officers from the Met's Serious & Organised Crime Squad prepare to swoop on No 10 Drowning Street tomorrow morning to grill the Prime Monster over selling Peerages to the IRA, a taskforce of bailiffs is poised to...

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Funny story: Merger of Air America with American Airlines to Form Left-Wing Airline Fails

Merger of Air America with American Airlines to Form Left-Wing Airline Fails

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Air America Radio, the liberal talk show network currently facing bankruptcy and which was attempting to merge with American Airlines, announced today the merger talks had halted. The merger would have created the world's firs...

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Funny story: Qwest ups offer for MCI to $100B, then immediately files for bankruptcy protection

Qwest ups offer for MCI to $100B, then immediately files for bankruptcy protection

DENVER - Qwest bumped up its offer for the outright purchase of MCI to $100 Billion dollars. The offer, which exceeds the one recently made by Verizon by a factor of 15 times, was creating a stir around the MCI offices in New York just about cocktail...

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Funny story: Yale Declares Bankruptcy

Yale Declares Bankruptcy

New Haven, Connecticut (AP)...

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Funny story: Bush Campaign Gathers Momentum

Bush Campaign Gathers Momentum

It has been a year of political mayhem for the Bush campaign. With the near bankruptcy of the social security administration, the still flagging unemployment figures, the media attention on the democratic primaries and the promotion of senseless xen...

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Funny story: "Complete Idiots Guide" Publishers File Bankruptcy

"Complete Idiots Guide" Publishers File Bankruptcy

Alpha Books, publishers of the best-selling line of "Complete Idiots Guide" how to books, has announced that lagging sales have forced them to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection today. In an official press release, Alpha cited lagging sales,...

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