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Funny story: GM, Chrysler And Studebaker-Packard Seek $23 Billion Bailout!

GM, Chrysler And Studebaker-Packard Seek $23 Billion Bailout!

In Detroit, Michigan Wednesday, General Motors Corp, Studebaker-Packard and Chrysler LLC requested nearly $23 billion in additional U.S. government loans and said they had reached tentative deals with the United Auto Workers union to reduce their lab...

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Funny story: President Obama Plans to Bailout All Industries

President Obama Plans to Bailout All Industries

President Obama announced today that all industries in the United States would be bailed out. "It is unfair to bail out the financial industry without bailing out the automotive industry that relies on those financial companies" he said, "and it...

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Funny story: Madonna To Auction More Nude Pictures For Obama Stimulus

Madonna To Auction More Nude Pictures For Obama Stimulus

(Los Angeles-CA) Directly on the heels or insert the body part of your choice of this week's Christie's auction of a full frontal nude photograph of Madonna selling for over $37,000.00, the original Material Girl announced today at a Regent Beverly W...

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Funny story: Big Oil To Bail Out America's Broken Ass

Big Oil To Bail Out America's Broken Ass

San Ramon, Ca - (Upstream Mess): A massive sweet light crude find, easily 100 times the size of Saudi Arabia's record-breaking 85 billion barrel Ghawar Field, "will bail out America's bankrupt economy" according to the lucky landowners in secret Big...

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Funny story: Obama Continues to Lobby for "Best Actor" in Horror Docu - Drama!

Obama Continues to Lobby for "Best Actor" in Horror Docu - Drama!

Hollywood,Ca/ Rolling Stone - President Barry O'Bama continues his whirl wind, non stop campaigning for an Oscar nomination in the World's continuing Docu Drama, "Mayhem on Main Street". The production, which to date has cost $760M in campaign f...

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Funny story: Sperm Bank Seeks Government Handout

Sperm Bank Seeks Government Handout

WALLA WALLA, WA - Wankers Trust, the nation's largest sperm bank, is looking to the Federal Government's Troubled Masturbation Relief Program (TMRP) to see it through an unprecedented crisis. Chairman of the bank, Hans Job, said, "Due to the publ...

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Funny story: George W Bush to get US London ambassador job in GOP $850BN bail out deal

George W Bush to get US London ambassador job in GOP $850BN bail out deal

Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit! Mess): President Obama is poised to give predecessor George W Bush the prize job of US ambassador to London in a deal with Republican senators to pass the controversial $850 billion stimulus package. Bush will take u...

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Funny story: U.S. bank bailout to rely on Monopoly money, armed guards, assault weapons

U.S. bank bailout to rely on Monopoly money, armed guards, assault weapons

Wall Street produced the global financial and economic crisis but it may take a beloved 75-year-old game to solve it. The Obama administration is preparing a revised bailout plan for the banking system, calling on Wall Street bankers and 'Fat Cat...

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Funny story: AMTRAK Fast Tracked for $850M In Bailout Pork Conveys DEM Hogs to Fat Farm Retreat!

AMTRAK Fast Tracked for $850M In Bailout Pork Conveys DEM Hogs to Fat Farm Retreat!

Williamsburg,Va/ Hypocrite News Flash - Greedy Democrats jumped aboard a privately chartered AMTRAK live stock train to take advantage of an all expensed vacation retreat to discuss the nation's "Economic Catastrophe", as labeled by President Obam...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief

Al-Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief

Al-Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive. They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in. Maimammah Atoldmi...

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Funny story: Even Some Influential DEMS Starting to See the Naked Truth: The Emperor Has No Clothes!

Even Some Influential DEMS Starting to See the Naked Truth: The Emperor Has No Clothes!

Washington, DC/ Sewerege Treatment News - Resistance is starting to build against President O'Bama's wrong headed commitment of pushing the Nation into unprecedented massive debt with pork barrel spending, even amongst leading Democrats. Demo...

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Funny story: Brown: Toxic assets taste 'great'

Brown: Toxic assets taste 'great'

The government is set to buy up toxic assets from UK banks and sell them to the public as confectionery. Treasury sources close to the deal explained uncertainty in the markets had created unease over any mortgage-backed assets - but most were pro...

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Funny story: $4B in Bailout Earmarked for Newly Named Obama Public Streets and Buildings!

$4B in Bailout Earmarked for Newly Named Obama Public Streets and Buildings!

USA/ Compiled AP Reports - The Democratic Congress today in a partisan party vote, set aside over $4b in Bail Out funds in response to overwhelming pleas from State Governments that they needed the money for new signs dedicating taxpayer funded publi...

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Funny story: Obama To Wall Street: Bonuses To Be Paid In Pennies

Obama To Wall Street: Bonuses To Be Paid In Pennies

(Washington, D.C.) A day after President Obama read an article that Wall Street bankers paid themselves 18 billion dollars in bonuses out of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), funds allocated to open up lending and credit, the President is pro...

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Funny story: Iceland's government collapses; Icelanders hope we like fish

Iceland's government collapses; Icelanders hope we like fish

Iceland's PM Geir Hallgrimur Haarde announced today the immediate collapse of his government in the wake of the country's dire economic crisis; news that came as a shock to a busy world community that had entirely forgotten Iceland existed. In a h...

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Funny story: House Republicans to Receive Mouth Transplants

House Republicans to Receive Mouth Transplants

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the House of Representatives' passage of an $819 billion economic stimulus bill without the benefit of one single Republican vote, President Obama has proposed a revolutionary new bill providing augmentative surgery for H...

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Funny story: Porn Industry Again Seeks Government Bailout

Porn Industry Again Seeks Government Bailout

Hollywood CA: The respected heads of the porn industry have made a pitch to the Obama Administration and to the 111th Congress for a $5 Million Bailout Package for the PORN Industry. The initial plea made to the outgoing Bush Administration was limp...

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