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Funny story: Brave father saves tiger from girl

Brave father saves tiger from girl

A fully grown female Bengal Tiger had a lucky escape after a 7year old girl fell into its enclosure yesterday at Berlin Zoo, Germany. The disobedient child climbed a large fence surrounding the Tiger enclosure, dropped into the trees and clambere...

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Funny story: African Elephant Escapes From Zoo

African Elephant Escapes From Zoo

There were embarrassed looks all round this morning when zookeepers at Bangkok Zoo discovered that an African Elephant had tunnelled out of the elephant compound, and made good its escape. The elephant in question, Virgil, had apparently been plan...

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Funny story: Zookeeper Raped by Gorilla

Zookeeper Raped by Gorilla

Zoo keeper Roy Schlemmer had no idea what he was getting himself into when he reported to work today at the San Jose Zoo. The zoo, renowned for being on the cutting edge of safety, announced to employees early last week that today would be the day...

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Funny story: Hot Monkey Love!

Hot Monkey Love!

All the town of San Diego is buzzing about one thing: Hot Monkey Love! Charley and Chim Chim, two new monkeys just brought into the San Diego Zoo went at it the first five minutes together, say zoo officials. "But then they have been at it with...

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Funny story: London Zoo Unveils New Teenager Exhibit

London Zoo Unveils New Teenager Exhibit

After months of anticipation, London Zoo finally opened its new 'Teenager' exhibit on Saturday. The state-of-the-art exhibit, constructed over the past 10 months at a cost of £6.5 million, drew record crowds to the zoo this weekend. Loitering teen...

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Funny story: A Review of Scunthorpe Zoo

A Review of Scunthorpe Zoo

I was assigned to review Scunthorpe Zoo today. Scunthorpe is an area rich in culture, heritage and fat girls on bikes sitting outside local supermarkets waiting for their boyfriends to return with their shoplifted loot. The Zoo is an attraction that could put the area on the map - Scunthorpe has been removed for several maps for the past few years due to lack of interest. The first thing tha...

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Funny story: San Antonio Zoo Animals Are Catching Fire

San Antonio Zoo Animals Are Catching Fire

SAN ANTONIO - The Texas heat wave continues to wreak havoc on humans and animals alike. Temperatures in the Alamo City have consistently hovered around the 102 to 109 mark. San Antonio Zoo Director Frijolita Del Caldo stood outside of the hipp...

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Funny story: World's Shittiest Zoo Features Animals Nobody Wants To See

World's Shittiest Zoo Features Animals Nobody Wants To See

A Zoo in Scunthorpe has opened to poor reviews - mainly due to the shite animals that the owners have assembled. Zookeeper Mike Patterson somehow or other thought it would be great idea to fill his enclosures with a crow, a diseased cat and wh...

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Funny story: Beggars to be Fed to Zoo Animals

Beggars to be Fed to Zoo Animals

A new law has been passed whereby anyone caught begging will be chopped up and fed to the animals in the local zoo for supper. The law could also be extended to include charity collectors and buskers - two of the vilest, most wretched forms of org...

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Funny story: Man Eating Tiger Shot

Man Eating Tiger Shot

Police has shot a man who entered an open cage and attempted to eat a Siberian tiger. Dave Reynolds, 24, sneaked into the tiger enclosure during his lunch break from his job as a shoeshine boy. Stunned onlookers watched in horror as Reynolds pou...

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Funny story: Man visitin' zoo was Michael Jackson, say Tex-Mexans

Man visitin' zoo was Michael Jackson, say Tex-Mexans

ABILENE, TX - Visitors to the Abilene Zoo today were delighted by a secretive and mysterious out-of-towner described by many who come across him as "playful," "magical," and "sorta pasty-white." Some coulda even sworn he mighta been the Undisputed K...

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Funny story: The Bronx Zoo Is Having To Lay Off Lots of Animals

The Bronx Zoo Is Having To Lay Off Lots of Animals

BRONX, New York - The national recession has now hit the financially-strapped, world-famous Bronx Zoo. Zoo Director Evelyn Muckenmuck said that in her 27 years as zoo director she has never seen a more sadly melancholic situation. She said that...

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Funny story: President Obama in London racism scandal

President Obama in London racism scandal

President Obama was today embroiled in a brief incident over an alleged racist slur. The incident is said to have happened at a short visit to London Zoo. President Obama was at the Chimpanzee enclosure listening to Zoo Keeper Max Scatt speakin...

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Funny story: Rock Throwing Chimp Proves Apes Can Throw Rocks

Rock Throwing Chimp Proves Apes Can Throw Rocks

Scientists believe that they have made a major breakthrough in evolutionary studies. They studied the behavior of a chimpanzee in London zoo. By surrounding him with jeering teenagers they were able to coax the chimp into a reaction. He promptly thro...

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Funny story: Stone-Throwing Chimp a Hoax

Stone-Throwing Chimp a Hoax

The Stockholm zoo that boasted of having a rock-hoarding and rock-throwing chimp has confessed to perpetrating a hoax. The chimp, the zoo finally revealed, is really a human dwarf dressed up like a chimp. "I still think we should get credit for p...

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Funny story: Peru's Zoo Zigzag Zebra

Peru's Zoo Zigzag Zebra

Peru's main zoo, the Lemur Lima Zoo has a new addition this week, when Zelda the Zebra gave birth to a healthy zebra that keepers have named Deborah. Normally more famous for the lemur collection, the Peruvian zoo has caused an international stir...

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Funny story: Lions loss seals worst zoo season

Lions loss seals worst zoo season

London Zoo became the first zoo to lose more than 100 lions for the season after losing 11 lions during the Xmas period. The lions had already sealed the zoo league's worst-ever year with last Sunday's 3 lion loss. They join the 1976 Bristol...

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