MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed greatest sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has just announced that he and a deputy have captured three very strange looking individuals. Sheriff Arpaio informed Rumsfeld Muddlefish a reporter wit...
As predicted by the Mayans, the Lost City of Gold has been discovered, opening the way for the apocalyptic destruction of the planet, as foretold in ancient scriptures. Underneath the thick, virgin rainforest cover in the Mosquitia region of Hondu...
Just two days after it was reported that the "Zombie" virus was not actually a virus, it now turns out that a myriad of non descript "celebrities" whom I have never heard of, have contracted the non-existent virus and are now mindless, flesh eating i...
US officials are citing Pakistan as being responsible for unleashing the "Zombie" virus that has so far infected over 500 people, the first case being reported in Miami four weeks ago. Originally it was the thought the virus could have originated...
Speculation in the Great Britain is mounting that Prince Phillip, The Duke of Edinburgh and husband of the Queen missed the sovereign's Diamond Jubilee celebrations because he has contracted the Zombie virus which has now infected over 2,000,000 worl...
Federal and local agents conducted raids Wednesday to stop dozens of alleged infected passengers and airline employees suspected of being riddled with the thus far undiagnosed "Zombie" virus that has now infected over 250,000 Americans. Forty-five...
Just two days after a drone strike killed Al Qaeda's second-in-command, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta made it clear Wednesday that drones are an option as long as the U.S. needs to defend itself against the zombie virus that is threatening America.
The CDC and Homeland Security are denying reports that the town of Firton, Nebraska has been "isolated and quarantined" after residents became infected with the Zombie virus currently sweeping across the United States. Unconfirmed reports are clai...
A man taken into custody by police in North Miami Beach who began growling at officers "like a rabid dog" and tried to bite an officer's hand while displaying super human strength was recently employed at Miami airport and was on duty the day the Nig...
The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security are denying unconfirmed reports that the so called "Zombie" virus that has now affected well over 300 people in North America may have originated in Nigeria and that a Nigerian natio...
The American CDC (Center for Disease Control) and Homeland Security have issued "cautionary" warnings regarding a new blood borne virus that may have infected a "minute" number of people across pockets of the United States. Symptoms of the virus i...
MIAMI, Fl. - Cannibals from all over the United States and the world have registered their complaints that the media coverage following an attack in Miami is unfairly depicting cannibalism as an act committed on a living person. A cannibal is defi...
In old fashioned Freudian terms, the Boston Celtics are a bunch of masochists. They love to inflict pain on themselves-and the collateral target: their fans are incidental victims. Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who reminded us that every man kills the thi...
HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical. The film...
It seems that the days when your average zombie was a shuffling, gormless, brain eating moron, with a turn of pace like a pub football team's centre half are long gone. Zombies are speeding up, according to ZombieWatch UK, the government funded qu...
NEW ORLEANS - Lady Gaga performed before a sell-out crowd at The Ooh La La Convention Center in the city known as The Big Easy. After her concert, Lady G spoke in her dressing room with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Miss Tallyh...
A new application has been launched today aimed specifically at both the undead and the walking dead - the ghouls, ghosts, vampires, zombies and Big Brother contestants of this world. Called "Coffin Better", the application will instantly tells th...
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