Twenty-one year old Japanese slugger Hikara Daichi has signed with the New York Yankees much to the disappointment of other teams in the American League. Also his many fans in Japan are already upset. "It's not like they don't have a powerful line...
That rumor you have been hearing apparently could be true that the New York Yankees will be trading star slugger Alex Rodriquiz to the Los Angeles Angels for 7-foot pitcher Loek van Mil who has the hot stove league abuzz early this year. "Van Mil...
NEW YORK CITY - Heidi Montag was in New York City on a Christmas shopping trip. She told her cousin Mavis Frackenhaus that she had received a call from an unnamed New York Yankees player. Montag informed Mavis that the nameless player had asked to...
Hank Steinbrenner confirmed today that the New York Yankees were negotioating the purchase of every single American League Franchsise. "After failing to win a championship this year-or even the American League pennant-we have concluded that our s...
The National Baseball Commission pulled the plug on the 2010 World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Texas Rangers today due to severe loss of revenue. The surprise triumph of the Rangers and the Giants in their divisions this season as...
A self described "psychic concierge" name Madam Zorba, claims that Yankee skipper Joe Girardi has hired her to channel the spirit of Billy Martin. "Normally, I don't discuss the work I do for clients, but I'm a Red Sox fan, so in this case I'll m...
Jorge Posada, catcher for the New York Yankees, admitted in a recent interview that he automatically reaches and scratches his crotch without even realizing it. "I have been a catcher all of my career, and all of that getting up and down, behind the...
From west coast to east, from border to border, celebrations lasted well into the night as America celebrated the New York Yankees, who clinched a berth in the 2010 American League Divisional Series with a 6-1 win over the Toronto Blue Jays. Incredib...
CHAPPAQUA, New York - Well it seems like President Bill and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's little girl Chelsea will not be getting married on July 31, after all. The elaborate $1 million wedding which was to have taken place on a 50 acre est...
Contrary to all indications, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner does have a heart, which was proven today when it exploded like a hand-grenade in his chest, killing the 80 year-old. A representative for the Steinbrenner family has released a statem...
George Steinbrenner, contentious owner of the New York Yankees baseball team, was back arguing with Billy Martin, the manger he loved to hate, in heaven today. Steinbrenner's late arrival at the pearly gates was announced by Bob Sheppard, 99, lon...
Whether a woman or a man, one thing for sure is that Lady Gaga has just said goodbye to her $1,000,000 lawsuit against the New York Yankees. Over a year ago, a line drive off the bat of a Yankee slugger went straight into the stands scattering pla...
NEW YORK CITY - Jerry Seinfeld is not one to mince words as Lady Gaga has found out. The man with the 'sing song' voice did not like the fact that the singer sat in his New York Yankees box while he was visiting Mount Rushmore in South Dakota. He...
NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga may make a lot of her fans go gaga but New York Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner said that he has had enough of the publicity seeking songstress whom he has referred to as a 'publicity ho' of the first magnitude. Steinbrenn...
The Yanks lost more than a game last night when Alex Rodriquez was forced to take himself out of the contest with a groin injury that the trainer said was caused when the slugger 'slid into home' in a late night visit to a strange stadium. A-Rod,...
Indians and Yankees Celebrate Herb Score's Injury with Reenactment on David Huff's Face. Shin-Soo Choo, while barely involved, is worked into story because of hysterical name. The Indians and Yankees celebrated the 53rd anniversary of Cleveland...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move aimed at showing the fans that the New York Yankee management still runs the show, executives have come out with a rather unique directive. Effective immediately the New York Yankee Organization has issued a ban on the br...
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