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Funny story: Wrestling Mogul McMahon launches professional Tai Chi league

Wrestling Mogul McMahon launches professional Tai Chi league

Wrestling mogul Vincent K. McMahon announced yesterday that he is about to launch a new series based around the meditative martial art Tai Chi. According to McMahon this new venture will be geared towards a baby boomer demographic. He argues, "The...

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Funny story: Mickey Rourke signs with WWE

Mickey Rourke signs with WWE

Following the recent success of his new movie "The Wrestler", Mickey Rouke announced today that he would be joining the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment Inc) from April of this year. Some regard the choice as a poor decision given the actor's re...

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Funny story: Jesse Ventura Organizing Franken vs. Coleman "Senatorial Smackdown"

Jesse Ventura Organizing Franken vs. Coleman "Senatorial Smackdown"

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For nearly two months now, Al Franken and Norm Coleman have been locked in a virtual dead heat for a Minnesota Senate position. A long, drawn out recount has failed to settle the political stalemate in favor of either candidate, th...

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Funny story: World Wrestling Association Enlisted by England to Prepare for Aussie Rugby

World Wrestling Association Enlisted by England to Prepare for Aussie Rugby

Rugby has always been known as a full contact sport in England and elsewhere. But the wrestling tackle moves introduced down under have dragged the sport to a new time low according to some Rugby purists. There have been complaints about the Aus...

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Funny story: Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Presidential hopeful, Senator Barrack Hussein Obama has largely dodged the bullet concerning his association with early Al Qaeda operative, William Ayers. However, recent revelations concerning Obama, the Jew-hating, Muslim have called into question...

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Funny story: Arianna Huffington Challenges Sarah Palin to Mud Wrestling Contest

Arianna Huffington Challenges Sarah Palin to Mud Wrestling Contest

In an attempt to discredit the Republican vice-presidential nominee, fifty-something political pundit Arianna Huffington has challenged forty-something Alaska governor Sarah Palin to three rounds of mud wrestling. "We are going to roll around in t...

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Funny story: Tag Team Wrestling to Decide Nation's Future

Tag Team Wrestling to Decide Nation's Future

Washington DC, September 5, 2008: The Democratic and Republican Party national conventions are finally over. The presidential candidates are not presumptive any more. Senator Obama and Senator McCain met to discuss the details of the ensuing campa...

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Funny story: WWE Champion John Cena to run for Prez in 2012

WWE Champion John Cena to run for Prez in 2012

The buzz is all about in WWE of John Cena running for president in 2012. He made his official bid for the Democratic nomination yesterday as already chosen WWE Women's Champion Mickie James as his running mate.

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Funny story: NY Times Reports: Wide Spread Interest in NCAA Women's Wrestling Federation!

NY Times Reports: Wide Spread Interest in NCAA Women's Wrestling Federation!

Just as women's sports have been declining in interest across the western world, the NY Times reports today that the CWWF, College Women's Wrestling Federation is arousing spectators.

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Funny story: Pro-celebrity wrestling to be shown on the BBC

Pro-celebrity wrestling to be shown on the BBC

The British Broadcasting Authority, that bastion of all things British and upright, is introducing pro celebrity wrestling into it's Summer schedule.

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Funny story: Huckabee Angrily Challenges Opponents to Wrestling "Throwdown"

Huckabee Angrily Challenges Opponents to Wrestling "Throwdown"

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, responding with anger at his opponents recent criticisms, particularly as they pertain to changing the constitution to a biblical document, is daring to wrestle all of his major challengers in a "winner take...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is scheduled to appear this Monday Night on WWE's RAW. She unexpectedly accepted an invitation to appear on the show by the Chairman of the Board.

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Funny story: High school wrestler loses everything

High school wrestler loses everything

Jordan High School heavyweight wrestler, Tom Meltdown, was surprised today during an enter squad scrimmage wrestling match. The 18-year-old wrestler who had been taking laxatives for three days lost total control over his bowels after being picked up...

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Funny story: General Election to be Decided by Wrestling

General Election to be Decided by Wrestling

Whenever the UK's wimp prime minister pulls his finger out and decides he wants to lose an election, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that the premiership shall be decided in the wrestling ring. "There's not enough farking wrestling on t...

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Funny story: God to Allah: Let's Settle This in the Steel Cage

God to Allah: Let's Settle This in the Steel Cage

In an unprecedented event, for the first time in the history of mankind, God and Allah have agreed to settle their time-long differences once and for all -- in a winner-take-all, no-holds-barred, Steel Cage Match.

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Funny story: Nude fish wrestling grips Tinsel town's finest

Nude fish wrestling grips Tinsel town's finest

All nude male fish wrestling has captured the imagination of some of Hollywood's brightest stars.

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Funny story: Battle Of The TV Darling Couples Looks Set To Smash Viewing Figures

Battle Of The TV Darling Couples Looks Set To Smash Viewing Figures

Sky Box Office has lined up the TV wrestling match to end them all as on September 3rd at Wembley Stadium, Richard and Judy take on Eamonn Holmes and his missus in a no holds barred tag bout.

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