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Funny story: James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.

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Funny story: Kirsten Dunst giggles her way into history

Kirsten Dunst giggles her way into history

Spiderman actress Kirsten Dunst first came to the worlds attention playing a precocious vampire child in Interview With The Vampire but little did she know back then that she would enter the history books for the

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Funny story: Alan Colmes Enters the Record Books For Repetition

Alan Colmes Enters the Record Books For Repetition

Television host Alan Colmes found himself entered into the Guinness Book of World Records for asking the same question the most times in one interview last Monday (fourteen to be exact.)...

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Funny story: Farmer with biggest cock in the world terrorises Irish countryside

Farmer with biggest cock in the world terrorises Irish countryside

Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Innuendo. The village has never been known for anything more than the curious fact that Innuendo is the…

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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Jo Breaks Smoking Record

Celebrity Big Brother Jo Breaks Smoking Record

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jo O'Meara has wormed her way into the hearts of TV viewers - and into the Guinness Book Of Records!...

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Funny story: Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Singer Pete Doherty of pop band Babyshambles has announced he is to snort, uninterrupted - the longest line of cocaine in the world ever. Police officials have ok'd the event & it is hoped the singer will die & stop wasting Polic...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Being Sober One Week

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Being Sober One Week

Actress and Party Girl Lindsay Lohan celebrated her first week of sobriety at a Hollywood Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Representatives of the Guinness Book of World Records and Ripley's Believe it or Not museums were both in attendance.

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Funny story: Freakishly Gifted Dwarf Breaks Seventh Athletics World Record

Freakishly Gifted Dwarf Breaks Seventh Athletics World Record

When Minnesota born John Baxter first discovered he would never grow beyond 4 feet, it would have been tempting for many in his position to throw in the towel. One would have forgiven him for believing his dream of becoming a world class olympic athl...

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Funny story: Man Anally Probed by Aliens Over 100 Times!

Man Anally Probed by Aliens Over 100 Times!

Rob Johnson isn't a bashful man. When asked, he will readily show you the damaged anus left behind by over 100 anal probes administered by aliens. Rob holds the world record with most ever reported anal probings. With over 113 in all and over 20...

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Funny story: Blonde Bombshell In Breaststroke Bugger-Up!

Blonde Bombshell In Breaststroke Bugger-Up!

Pretty regional swimming champion Claudia Bartlett was so close to reaching her ambitious target of swimming 20 kilometres, but had to stop just fifty agonising metres from the end of the marathon record attempt. The tearful twenty-two year-...

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