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Funny story: WW1 would have been over more quickly without all the football armistices

WW1 would have been over more quickly without all the football armistices

World War 1 is an evocative and mysterious war. The dark trenches, the stench of death, the rattle of bullets, the endless referees' whistles, the thwack of metal boot on leather, the cheeky banter of the chants. The war was technically won by the...

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Funny story: Theresa May ponders sacking entire army and using cheaper ghosts from WW1

Theresa May ponders sacking entire army and using cheaper ghosts from WW1

On the hundredth anniversary of the end of World War 1, world leaders gathered in France to commemorate the event. French president Macron said, "It is important that we remember the fallen, and that we ensure such a thing never happens again.

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Funny story: Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

The Mexican government has said in a statement released at lunchtime today, that it is to deploy 5,200 troops to its border with the USA, to counter the 5,200 US troops President Donald Trump says he is sending there as part of Operation Faithful Pat...

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Funny story: North Korea And South Korea Declare War

North Korea And South Korea Declare War

The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...

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Funny story: WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Following recommendations of the WFFC, which allies itself with the UN and the ICC, the leaders of these two disputing countries, Mr. Trump of the US, and Mr. Rouhani of Iran, have decided on personal resolution. The WFFC (World Federation of Fed...

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Funny story: Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...

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Funny story: White House confirms Bolton dropped into North Korea and returned by fishing trawler to USS Carl Vinson

White House confirms Bolton dropped into North Korea and returned by fishing trawler to USS Carl Vinson

Wrapped in a shawl in disguise as a halmoni (Korean grandmother), Mr. Bolton has recently completed a tour of the Punggyerae test site. White House Chief of Staff General Kelly has confirmed Mr. Bolton was parachuted in the dead of night with dead...

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Funny story: Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers

Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers

Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations. Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...

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Funny story: Dick Gravy’s War Quiz

Dick Gravy’s War Quiz

Hello, I’m Dick Gravy and welcome to It’s a Funny Old War, where two veterans compete to see who knows the most about the War. You know, the Second World War? Let’s meet our contestants. Contestant number 1 is Geoff from Harrow. Geoff: Hello. Dick: It must have been very harrowing for you during the war. Geoff: Yes, it was. Dick: Hilarious! Now your question is: what was Prime Minis...

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Funny story: Nuclear Attack - What To Do In The Event Of One

Nuclear Attack - What To Do In The Event Of One

When I was growing up in the 1970s, there was a lot of talk of Nuclear War. "The threat of Nuclear War is all around us", we were told, and the mere thought of it was enough to make you shudder with fright. In Hull, a leaflet was available entitle...

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Funny story: World Cup 2018: War Cup?

World Cup 2018: War Cup?

As the World Cup 2018 tournament comes closer by the day, is it reasonable to assume that 'football's greatest showcase' might also be Armageddon? The World Cup kicks off on June 14 in Russia, but the recent case of Sergei Skripal, the former spy...

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Funny story: Army Suffers First Loss of the Season, Vows to Win Next War

Army Suffers First Loss of the Season, Vows to Win Next War

The small European nation of Chevroni lost its war with the middle eastern nation Texico last Sunday after forgetting to bring the weapons. "It happens," said Chevroni General Stephen Stanford. "We had them all ready to go, but then things got cra...

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Funny story: Senator Graham to be shot out of a cannon over North Korea holding a warning sign

Senator Graham to be shot out of a cannon over North Korea holding a warning sign

In a bold new venture to tame North Korea and bring it to its senses, Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has a plan to make that territory pay attention. Mr. Graham is about to be shot out of a cannon clear across North Korea to the other si...

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Funny story: Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...

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Funny story: Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

It has long been reported that the numbers of ex-servicemen who attend Remembrance Sunday events are falling. Now it appears that many of them are simply forgetting to turn up. We asked some of them to try to understand why. Geoff De'ath, 81, of M...

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Funny story: Planet Dracon on the verge of war

Planet Dracon on the verge of war

(DRAGNOG STAR) - An anti-Cudisim billboard humiliating the religious leader Jeriba Shigan that can be seen from the southbound lanes of speedway 5-46 on the east side is drawing concern from local Cudist. Cuda and Vagina are the two major religion...

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Funny story: White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

Mr. Spicer has today hastened to clarify that the Press Release yesterday did not come from Mr. Trump or his associates. This release went viral across social media, the world's press, mainstream print and television coverage, and even remote area...

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