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Funny story: Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Efforts of 'Dancing Bees' are often wasted on distracted voters

Much has been made about the waggle dance, a fox trot of sorts that campaigning politicians do to tell voter 'bees' they have found a good publicity source, 'issue' or a juicy scandal.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs?

Ed-E-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs?

(New York-NY) We never thought Ed would agree to it, and it's not like you haven't e-mailed us about bringing on a younger co-host. So meet Amber Colt. Now, you, yes YOU, decide if Amber should come back or not. Wherever you're viewing this, please vote by leaving a comment or e-mail on the site. Thanks!...

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Funny story: The Reptiles Had a master plan

The Reptiles Had a master plan

The reptiles had a master plan, a plan to rule the world. They called their plan the right to vote let the mice think their in charge, however when the votings done the power will always be ours.

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Funny story: Media Harping Breeds New Species of Single-Issue Voter

Media Harping Breeds New Species of Single-Issue Voter

For some it's abortion. For others, gun control, the death penalty, the war in Iraq. For Washington state retiree Wade Holbrook, though, it's, well, haircut prices.

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Funny story: Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...

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Funny story: Campaign Song for Ron Paul

Campaign Song for Ron Paul

Vote Ron Paul (To the tune of Big Bad John)...

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Funny story: Bush announces he will run for re-election

Bush announces he will run for re-election

Washington, D.C. - At a Presidential press conference today, Bush announced to confused reporters that he will run for re-election. When one reporter asked the President if he couldn't count to two, Bush laughed and then had that reporter beaten...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Hillary Clinton already locking in votes.

Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.

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Funny story: I,ET McCrone Wants your vote!

I,ET McCrone Wants your vote!

Enon Tone McCrone, candidate for PrezMinister offers American and British voters reasons why his campaign to be both US Prez and UK PM deserves their support:...

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Funny story: Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Sarkozy tells France "You're going to be my bitch"

Paris - Yesterday, in a major speech setting out his radical vision for a new France, nouveau Thatcherite plastic Blair model, Nicolas Sarkozy told a delirious crowd of sycophantic Parisians of his second hand, slightly used vision for the country.

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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Want to Be Your PrezMinister, PtII

I, ET McCrone Want to Be Your PrezMinister, PtII

OK so some wise guy engineers are questioning the soundness of my Bridge across the Lake(see I, ET McCrone, Jan 21). Normally I would dismiss these pencil-necked pocket-protecting geeks but since I'll probably need every vote I can get I will address their concerns in upcoming articles.

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Funny story: Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Ohio and (South of Oz) Arkansas -- The Big Vote company Diembolden has announced that it will partner with the Big Box operator Walentrenched to "improve" voting.

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Funny story: Ready Steady Cook vote controversy.

Ready Steady Cook vote controversy.

Ainsley Harriot accused of Vote rigging in Ready-Steady-Cook vote controversy.

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Funny story: U.N. Sends Weapons Inspectors to U.S.

U.N. Sends Weapons Inspectors to U.S.

New York, NY- In a sweeping vote by the security council of the United Nations, a clear majority voted to send U.N. weapons inspectors to search the worlds largest democracy.

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Funny story: Bush Plans Third Term

Bush Plans Third Term

Reuters has announced that with the Republican's recent successful vote in Congress, allowing oil drilling in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, (land set aside by Republican President Eisenhower), the emboldened Bush team will proceed...

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Funny story: Labour to give Dead the vote

Labour to give Dead the vote

With just weeks to go to the General Election, Labour have announced plans to give the recently deceased a chance to vote.

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Funny story: "God is a Tory" Declares Howard

"God is a Tory" Declares Howard

Conservative Party leader, Michael Howard says that he has found, "Incontrovertible evidence that God would vote Conservative."...

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