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Funny story: Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Computer Virus Result of Corrupt Republican Search

Washington (IP) - Computer users have complained to Congress that when they enter "list of corrupt republicans" into a search engine that their computers are automatically sent a virus which wipes out their hard drive.

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Funny story: British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

British Man Victim Of "Triple E" Weapon

A British man is in hospital in Edinburgh after contracting a deadly US military virus whilst on holiday in the US earlier this year. The man, from Scotland, is thought to have become infected with the "Triple E" bug when he was bitten by a mosqui...

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Funny story: Digital mongooses invade internet

Digital mongooses invade internet

A large number of computer generated mongooses and merecats have been spread as a virus through emails. These are now making their homes in computers worldwide. Their burrows have now infested every major network in the world, and they have begun to...

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Funny story: West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

The fragile truce that had been established between P Diddy's East Coast Bad Boy Entertainment and Snoop Dogg's West Coast Death Row Records is in danger of collapsing. At a sit-down in Hastings, Nebraska, chosen for its neutral location, me...

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Funny story: Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.

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Funny story: Rhyming Computer Virus, Worm, Bug Thing Causes Devastation, Is This the End for Civilisation?

Rhyming Computer Virus, Worm, Bug Thing Causes Devastation, Is This the End for Civilisation?

A virus is causing havoc on the net,...

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Funny story: Asian Bird Flu has Deadly "Gene"

Asian Bird Flu has Deadly "Gene"

US Researchers have reportedly discovered what makes the Bird Flu influenza virus so deadly -- they have a gene that may make them especially destructive to cells.

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Funny story: Thousands Of Birds Infected With Nasty Strain Of "Human Flu"

Thousands Of Birds Infected With Nasty Strain Of "Human Flu"

The international veterninary council has been placed on red alert after it was revealed thousands of birds in South East Asia have recently been infected with a virus known as Homo Sapian or "Human" flu. The flu has spread rapidly throughout Norther...

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Funny story: Mobile Phone Virus Found in US

Mobile Phone Virus Found in US

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Cabir, the first in-the-wild mobile phone virus discovered in the United States, is set to wreak havoc on the lives of teen-agers, SUV drivers, and text-messaging office workers across the land. Appearing on "Meet the P...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Virus

Michael Moore Virus

Michael Moore Virus is far and away the most virulent predator I have ever come accross and that's a fat. Fruity yet bold with just a hint of hard drive meltdown but unlike wine don't gargle and spit, rather put a gargoyle next to your comput...

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Funny story: WHO demands sadness - HAHA virus uncovered

WHO demands sadness - HAHA virus uncovered

World Health Organisation officials have today put the world on full Red Alert as a new strain of virus sweeps the globe.

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Funny story: Michael Douglas Is Only Half The Man He Used To Be

Michael Douglas Is Only Half The Man He Used To Be

‘Tinsel Town' was in a state of panic last night when it was found that a deadly, new strain of virus was causing celebrities to shrink.

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Funny story: E-Mail Virus + Man = Shenanigans

E-Mail Virus + Man = Shenanigans

A man in Basildon is seriously ill in hospital, after contracting an e-mail virus from the Philippines. It is believed that he contracted the "Contract_Me virus" file, when he thought it looked like a mysteriously exciting file from a stra...

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