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Funny story: Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

An emulation of the 1990 film "Flatliners", where a chap (a loud-mouthed American student-type played by Keifer Sutherland) experiences clinical death for a period of 1 minute before being brought back to life, has knocked martyrdom on the...

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Funny story: Virgin Man Marries Virgin Woman

Virgin Man Marries Virgin Woman

(San Fransisco CA) The world was recently shocked when a young man and woman declared they were both still virgins and wanted to marry each other. Gary Hue and Judy Shinn, both 24, married each other yesterday in an actual Roman Catholic church. Both...

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Funny story: Girl Loses Virginity to Bicycle Seat

Girl Loses Virginity to Bicycle Seat

While riding her bicycle to school, thirteen year old Amanda Peterson swerved to avoid a traffic accident. The collision flipped the young girl over the bars and onto the grassy area next to the road and her bike fell onto her in a compromising posi...

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Funny story: EU Vagina Tax

EU Vagina Tax

Following EU plans to tax male members next year, women will not escape as their bits are going to be measured too. Forms are, as we speak, being prepared in Brussels ready for the Tax year 2008 and girls over 16 years of age, will face a 'Hole T...

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Funny story: Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

[Dateline Londonistan]: Just when it seemed that Islamic fundamentalism couldn't get any more extreme, a new study has revealed that social regression

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens flying to London for quicky virginity-repair op

Vanessa Hudgens flying to London for quicky virginity-repair op

Harley Street, London - (Hymen Mess): High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is rumored to be on her way to the UK for a quickie hymen-fixing operation on the National Health Service.

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Funny story: 80 Year Old Virgin Says He'll Probably Never Have Sex

80 Year Old Virgin Says He'll Probably Never Have Sex

Miami, FLA - Manny Jacobs has never had sexual intercourse with a woman. And at 80 years old, he knows that now, he probably never will.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Claims Virginity Again

Britney Spears Claims Virginity Again

Britney Spears, who claimed virginity up through her marriage to ex-husband Kevin Federline, has publically declared that she is once again a virgin. Stating that she is chaste, moral, and pure in her life and not a "skanky ho," Spears said that she...

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Funny story: Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...

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Funny story: World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

FALMOUTH, MA - 08/06/07. Players of Blizzard's popular online game, "World of Warcraft" were today reeling from the news that one of their brethren had lost their virginity - in the real world.

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Funny story: Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.

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Funny story: 41-Year-Old Virgin Spends $40 to Find a Mate

41-Year-Old Virgin Spends $40 to Find a Mate

London - (ReUterus & Ass Press): There comes a time in every virgin's life to consider her hormones and survival of the species.

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Funny story: Purity Dances and Abstinence Balls Highlight of Just Say No Campaign

Purity Dances and Abstinence Balls Highlight of Just Say No Campaign

Fundamentalist Christians have begun a new movement to encourage young girls to wait until marriage before engaging in sexual contact. Called "abstinence balls" or "purity dances," these events end with the teenager signing a con...

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Funny story: Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Easter island- This small isolated outcrop of rock stranded in the vast blue desert of the pacific ocean is known the world over for its mysterious giant stone heads and its barren treeless hills.

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Funny story: Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...

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Funny story: Nation Of Extremism Seeks Virgins

Nation Of Extremism Seeks Virgins

The Nation of Extremism launched an appeal for virgins today after it was revealed that numbers of available virgins had reached dangerously low levels. "Under Islamic law," explained Mohammad Mahakmahadahha, head of Islamic Virgin Studies at Basi...

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