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Funny story: Eight year-old goes on shooting rampage in Supermarket

Eight year-old goes on shooting rampage in Supermarket

Chaos reigned for a short and bloody time at a local supermarket in Halibut as an eight year old indulged on a vicious shooting rampage, armed with an imaginary machine gun and a pack of fifteen imaginary grenades, inflicting maximum casualties.

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Funny story: Obama Thanks Chinese for Gunpowder

Obama Thanks Chinese for Gunpowder

At a January 19th meeting in the Oval Office with Chinese president Hu Jintao, Barack Obama expressed his gratitude to the Chinese people for their 9th century invention of gunpowder, without which, he said, the American way of life would not be poss...

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Funny story: Cupid to Replace Bow & Arrow with Shotgun

Cupid to Replace Bow & Arrow with Shotgun

Rome - Love or else. That's the message Roman deity Cupid wants everyone to consider this Valentine's Day. The winged God is trading in his trademark bow and arrow for something more affective. "I can't hit s**t with a bow," Cupid admits. Poor...

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Funny story: Mother-In-Law Survives Christmas By The Skin Of Her Dentures

Mother-In-Law Survives Christmas By The Skin Of Her Dentures

An elderly woman has narrowly escaped being beaten to death by her only son-in-law, after simmering family tensions reached boiling point over the Christmas holiday. Only a phone call to the Samaritans, followed by the swift intervention of a police...

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Funny story: Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

Treasury baulk at 'Rent-a-Mob' costs

The treasury today told David Cameron, according to inside sources, that they could no longer fund the 'Rent-a-mobs' that the government hire to create violence at peaceful demonstrations to undermine the protesters' causes. This follows three lar...

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Funny story: Violence Mars Boxing Match

Violence Mars Boxing Match

Police with riot shields had to be deployed as trouble flared this weekend at a boxing match in the Thai capital of Bangkok. The national boxing complex at Rachadamnern Stadium was filled to capacity as the spectators looked forward to the 3-round...

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Funny story: Violence Mars Chess Match

Violence Mars Chess Match

Anyone who thinks chess fans are educated geeks in tweed suits who sit cross-legged with their arms folded whilst a match is going on, is sadly mistaken it seems, after the latest in a spate of violent incidents left a chessboard overturned. Suppo...

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Funny story: Student violence "caused by benefit scroungers"

Student violence "caused by benefit scroungers"

The coalition government "has conclusive proof" that yesterday's violence at the student protests was caused by benefit cheats with nothing better to do, according to the deputy prime minister, Nick Smegma. It is thought that several dodgy looking...

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Funny story: British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...

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Funny story: Foxord University Faculty of Psychiatry says: 'Mental illness not linked to violence'

Foxord University Faculty of Psychiatry says: 'Mental illness not linked to violence'

Research just published by Foxord University has made the bold claim that there is no link between mental illness and violence. Professor Bertram Doodle-McFuckwit, Dean of the Faculty of Psychiatry, described the ground-breaking results of the st...

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Funny story: "I don't want to fight you," aggressive muscle-bound guy tells you

"I don't want to fight you," aggressive muscle-bound guy tells you

A BAR SOMEWHERE - Despite dropping into a combat stance and ripping his shirt off, a hulking tough guy has informed you in no uncertain terms that engaging in one-on-one combat with you is the last thing he wants to do. "I don't want to fight you,...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck Credits Himself for Predicting Recent Wave of Violence

Glenn Beck Credits Himself for Predicting Recent Wave of Violence

In one of his many "I told you so" moments, Glenn Beck has commented that he is the first one to tell his viewers that violence against the US government by fed up citizens was going to start to happen. Boasting a 100% accuracy rate, Beck claimed...

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Funny story: Non-Violent Crime Gone For Good! Scream Cops

Non-Violent Crime Gone For Good! Scream Cops

Police are claiming victory against criminals following statistics showing that non-violent crime has been completely eliminated. The latest figures from the Bureau of All Statistics (BallS) show that not a single incident occurred over the course...

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Funny story: Old People More Likely to Start a World War

Old People More Likely to Start a World War

Latest research from the University of Camberwick has shown that people over the age of 85 are more likely to start a serious world war than people half their age. In a paper published in "Which War" Magazine, top scientists claim that out of 5000...

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Funny story: Strong Belgian beer gets scarce: expected drop in wife-beating actually reverses as the UK's weekly shop is examined

Strong Belgian beer gets scarce: expected drop in wife-beating actually reverses as the UK's weekly shop is examined

Psychologists had predicted a drop in the number of incidents of spousal abuse following news that stocks of Strong Belgian beer were becoming scarce. The beer is being held up by strike action, and the problem has been exacerbated in the UK due to...

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Funny story: Horny Woman Rams Hand Through Restaurant Window

Horny Woman Rams Hand Through Restaurant Window

Police say a woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because the Chicken McNuggets she ordered weren't available. Police were called Monday to the restaurant They say 36-year-old Helen Damation was treated for injuries, then jai...

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Funny story: Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

The LAPD continued to make a mockery of law enforcement this week, in their latest ill-fated investigation into the murder of Rap Legend Biggie Smalls. Long after closing the initial case, a junior officer stumbled across "Rap Beef" volumes one to...

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