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Funny story: No one wants to get into Victoria Beckham's knickers!

No one wants to get into Victoria Beckham's knickers!

NEW YORK CITY- Victoria Beckham may be a Spice Girl; she is married to soccer cock, er, jock, David Beckham; she has signed a multi-million dollar contract to (tentatively) replace Paula Abdul on "American Idol;" and she has lost so much weight that...

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Funny story: Spice Girls Return.. Again.. With the same music.. Again

Spice Girls Return.. Again.. With the same music.. Again

American Idol creator and Victoria Beckham manager, Simon Fuller has just let leak the idea of ANOTHER Spice Girls Reunion. The Spice Girls reunited in 2007/2008 for a massive world tour that ranked #1 around the world destroying acts like Miley C...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Snaps: Light Breeze To Blame

Victoria Beckham Snaps: Light Breeze To Blame

'Posh' Spice Victoria Beckham was hurt today when she left a hotel in LA. She had just stepped out onto the street when a slight draft blew up. Conscious of Miss Beckham's current state of thinness, photographers rushed over to catch what happened...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham lookalike is victim of lesbian stalker

Victoria Beckham lookalike is victim of lesbian stalker

The Big Brother celebrity and Victoria Beckham lookalike is being followed around by a butch, middle-aged lesbian who has apparently confused her for the real Victoria Beckham. The woman is believed to be from a shady part of London and has been seen...

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Funny story: The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"

The search for Maddie McCann: "We want Victoria Beckham"

The search for Madeleine McCann has taken a shocking turn after it was announced they are looking for Victoria Beckham. The McCann family spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: "We are looking for the woman Victoria Beckham." Reporters were sure Mr...

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Funny story: Victoria to become poky

Victoria to become poky

She gives the word skinny a whole new meaning. She totters along in skyscraper heels with her nose held high. Her bags could double as mobile homes and she consists of a skeleton with skin stretched over it. Yes you guessed it, we're talking about 00...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham To Be American Idol Judge - You're Having A Laugh. Aren't You?

Victoria Beckham To Be American Idol Judge - You're Having A Laugh. Aren't You?

Unbelievable news emerging from LA indicates that failed caterwauler Victoria Beckham has been appointed as a judge on American Idol by multi-millionaire alleged slimeball Simon Cowell. Mrs Beckham will replace popular dance artiste and one time c...

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Funny story: American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

American Idle judge Victoria Beckham lashes out at McCanns

Los Angeles - (Praia Da Illuzion Mess): Paula Abdul substitute Victoria Beckham is rabid at the McCann rumor mill after pictures of an anorexic crop haired lesbo stick insect lookalike were put in the frame in the Maddie disappearance fiasco. Beck...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham To Be New Face Of MickyDee's

Victoria Beckham To Be New Face Of MickyDee's

MickyDee's today announced that Victoria Beckham has accepted a multi-million dollar advertising contract to be the new 'Face Of McD's.' Executives at the burger franchise had been expressing mounting dissatisfaction with the old clown logo, claim...

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Funny story: Posh punched in pout during pub predicament in Paris

Posh punched in pout during pub predicament in Paris

Paris - Victoria Beckham, 35, was rushed to hospital late Friday night after being punched in the mouth at a local pub where she was having a quiet beer with friends, including Cheryl Cole. Witnesses reported that the Posh one was approached by a...

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Funny story: Posh admits sour facial expression is due to wind change

Posh admits sour facial expression is due to wind change

Los Angeles, CA - Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice has admitted in a candid interview with The Spoof that her sour facial expression is not a result of uncontrollable moodiness or snobbery as so many people believe, but is a result of a very great win...

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Funny story: Beckhams not in the news!

Beckhams not in the news!

One of Britain's best-loved "red-top" daily newspapers did not have a story about David "Posh" Beckham or his lovely wife Victoria "Goldenballs" Adams in the current edition. Said spokesman Rank Ordure, "Try as we might, we couldn't get a Beckham...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckhams "Smileox" Lift

Victoria Beckhams "Smileox" Lift

Icequeen and legendary misery, Vicky Becks has undergone radical surgery since deciding a smile would flog more frocks. The radical procedure which has put Vikky in the Sac-harin insecurity wing of the Disney rehab. facility for 5 weeks has result...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

Victoria Beckham has Brush with Carbohydrates

LOS ANGELES - Rail thin pop celebrity Victoria Beckham was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital over the weekend after a close brush with some carbohydrates. David Beckham said that while the couple has been through a lot together this gave them a "rig...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret

An unlikely double-act huddled in the corner of the post-olympic tea party reception held at the British Embassy in Beijing found Boris and Becks hatching a plan to ensure that the Brits finish on the podium of the 2012 table tennis event. David d...

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Funny story: David Beckham and Posh One and the Same

David Beckham and Posh One and the Same

In a real-life Psycho story David Beckham surprised everyone today by revealing that Posh has been a total fabrication created by him and a right good joke on everybody. Not waiting for the laughter to subside Becks says it was all too easy, "I...

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Funny story: Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Following hot on the heels of their three existing children - Stannah Stairlift, Ahhthats Bisto and Purple Haze - David and Victoria Beckham have indicated that another heir to the fortune may be on the way.

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