A flock of over 9,000 angry quails attacked former Vice President Dan Quayle at his Phoenix home late Monday. Experts think that the quails, outraged at attempts by a U.S. Vice President to slay one of their own made a wrong turn somewhere around For...
Television programmers and executives announced six additional shows today for their fall line-ups. CBS Vice President Bart Clicker said: "We all had some shows that were on the bubble, like Joan of Arcadia and Arrested Development. Now that the de...
In a press release today Rebecca (Beckaroo) Wittman, Vice President, Managing Editor of Zogby International admitted to manipulating the numbers on certain Zogby presidential polls. Wittman said that full disclosure would be forthcoming and that the...
Gaithersburg, MD (July 7) --- Not to be outdone now that the Democratic ticket is in place, Vice President Dick Cheney announced early this morning that George Bush would once again join his ticket as the Republican presidential nominee. "He's a kno...
Presidential hopefull John Kerry announced today that his pick for his Vice President would be none other then current President George Bush. Asked to explain his pick, Kerry told reporters that since his and President Bush's policies are so clo...
BASKING FRIDGE, -- Ayava Inc., a leading global provider of communications network services to Saudi businesses, today said it has named John Hussein vice president, Solutions of Mass Disruption - Worldwide.
PAINSBORO, Va. -- Vice President Dick Cheney was interviewed by federal prosecutors investigating the leak that revealed the identity of an undercover CIA operative.
Following hot on the designer heels of the ratings smash "The Swan" Fox has announced plans for a career makeover show, "The Stork". Tina Tinee, Fox Executive Vice President for Concepts So Crazy They Might Just Work, explained, "In this show 12 c...
The campaign season got off to one hum-dinger of a start today when earlier this morning President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney made a rather unorthodox yet daring stunt. It appears that Bush talked Cheney into hang gliding out into the Atlant...
In a stunning move today, President George Bush fired Vice President Cheney, and replaced him with heavy metal rock star Ozzy Osborne, in hope that he might rally younger voters.
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