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Funny story: Octopussy blaims Viagra for hormonal imbalance

Octopussy blaims Viagra for hormonal imbalance

A mother of octuplets became unhinged again last night and was rushed to local hospital and underwent surgery to remove eight Viagra tablets. The California mother of fourteen was reported as saying "Oh God, I'm going to kill myself," repeatedly o...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Detained At Heathrow Airport

The Rolling Stones Detained At Heathrow Airport

LONDON - Mick Jagger, 65, Keith Richards, 65, Ron Wood, 61, Bill Wyman, 72, and Charlie Watts, 67, whose combined ages is 330! were all detained for questioning at London's Heathrow Airport. It seems that the lads had stashed over 24,000 counterfe...

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Funny story: Limbaugh Caught On The Pill Again

Limbaugh Caught On The Pill Again

According to the latest rumor, Rush Limbaugh has once again been caught last week at an airport with two bottles of Viagra with another person's name on them. Limbaugh, who reportedly called the security officers "some of Obama's Chicago little th...

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Funny story: Tax compensated as price of Viagra falls

Tax compensated as price of Viagra falls

Seventeen minutes ago Barack Obama's team of advisers completed their research on Internet usage. By refocussing the cameras hidden in every lap top, they have discovered that most people's primary daily exercise is masturbation while scrutinising po...

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Funny story: Stimulus Package To Include Free Viagra?

Stimulus Package To Include Free Viagra?

At this crucial juncture in the push to pass an economic recovery package, President Obama finds himself in the most unlikely of places: He is losing the message war. Despite Obama's high personal approval ratings, polls show support has declined...

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Funny story: Snowstorm Catches Britain Without Food, Viagra!

Snowstorm Catches Britain Without Food, Viagra!

The British capital of London ground to a halt on Monday after the worst snowstorm in 18 years caused hundreds of flight cancellations and virtually halted public transportation and private entertainment, catching thousands of Londoners without food,...

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Funny story: Afghan Warlords Captivated by Viagra Falls

Afghan Warlords Captivated by Viagra Falls

America's CIA has found a novel way to expand its business dealings with their fickle stable of aging despotic Afghan warlords - ensuring they receive copious supplies of the sex-enhancing drug Viagra to boost their flagging virility, according to a...

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Funny story: ED-Bail Out Befuddles Congress; 'Swing' Culture on the Rise

ED-Bail Out Befuddles Congress; 'Swing' Culture on the Rise

Coming off last Spring's attempt to prolong the working careers of the 'Baby Boomer' generation, members of Congress have had their heads hanging. The end of the massive 'Baby Boomer' working career is nearing. Giving heed to the slowing market, d...

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Funny story: Government Loses Disk Containing Names Of UK Viagra Users

Government Loses Disk Containing Names Of UK Viagra Users

Yet another shambolic development within the British government emerged this morning, as the Ministry of Hard-ons admitted losing a disk containing the names, addresses, telephone numbers and bank details of every single one of the UK's 2.3million V...

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Funny story: Want More Sex? Wear Red

Want More Sex? Wear Red

Rochester, NY - Researchers at the University of Rochester have found that wearing red increases sex appeal. It was a red letter day for psychologist Dr Rosie Redfern when she received word that her recent research would be published in the prest...

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Funny story: Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Prince Philip has more than a stiff upper lip

Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand. HRH has been overheard...

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Funny story: Bailout CEOs get Viagra scripts from US

Bailout CEOs get Viagra scripts from US

CEO's get BONE US - Recent government financed, bailed out CEO's, are getting erectile dysfunctional medical prescriptions free,courtesy of the US taxpayer. Citing preexisting conditions, and applying a little known or understood law, lawyers fo...

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Funny story: 'Cialis for Everyday' Really Targets The 'At-Work Quickie'

'Cialis for Everyday' Really Targets The 'At-Work Quickie'

Pharmacology Digest-October, 2008 - You've all heard of Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. Well, sales indicate that Viagra, which opened the market for ED, erectile dysfunction, and saved many marriages and stopped women from telling us, "Damn, you cannot...

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Funny story: John McCain Injured by Viagra Avalanche

John McCain Injured by Viagra Avalanche

Presidential hopeful, John McCain, was seriously injured at his Billings, Montana home last night when a closetful of Viagra fell on top of him. Rescue was delayed for more than six hours because his medical alert alarm did not indicate which of...

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Funny story: Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps Refuses to Endorse Viagra

Michael Phelps, who recently won 8 Olympic Gold Medals at the Chinese games, has been signed to endorse over 52 products in television commercials and print advertising. He will be featured on boxes of Wheaties, in ads for soft drinks, in spots for...

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Funny story: Greg Norman wins Open and thanks viagra

Greg Norman wins Open and thanks viagra

Veteran Golfer Greg Norman, 52, is on the verge of winning the most prestigious title in golf and puts it down to his love of the recreational drug Viagra.

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Funny story: Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...

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