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Funny story: Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Miracles of Pope Benedict Revealed

Vatican City -- As he retires as the mystical leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict is being honored for the miracles he performed while pontiff. Among the amazing feats with which he is credited are these wonders: Converted the Pope Mobil...

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Funny story: Pope's Resignation Linked To Gay Vatican Network

Pope's Resignation Linked To Gay Vatican Network

Pope Benedick's decision to resign was made on the 17th December 2012 when he received a report that a gay network of priests in the Vatican was being blackmailed. The pope received news of a gay network within the Vatican itself and realised that...

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Funny story: Latest Vatican scandal: Pope Benedict accepts new religious leadership

Latest Vatican scandal: Pope Benedict accepts new religious leadership

Vatican City - A massive scandal broke at the Vatican less than two weeks away from a historic papal resignation. The Pope Benedict's personal yoga instructor has just revealed that the leader of the Catholic Church will become the leader of the Chur...

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Funny story: Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show

Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show

Andrew Lloyd Webber has been approached by the Vatican to put together a television show that will let the Catholic Church elect a new Pontiff through the popular television format pioneered by shows such as the X-Factor and America's Got Talented Ki...

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Funny story: Tony Blair elected Pope

Tony Blair elected Pope

Former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been elected Pope in a widely expected effort by The Vatican to increase the Church's popularity. Members of the Papal Conclave, charged with electing a new Pope, studied Blair's 1997 Election campaign material...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg renounces Rastafari Movement, wants to become Pope

Snoop Dogg renounces Rastafari Movement, wants to become Pope

ROME- Rapper Snoop Dogg has renounced his faith in the Rastafari movement and is seeking to replace Pope Benedict XVI, says sources close to the musician. The news comes on the heels of the Pope's sudden and unexpected resignation on Monday. Dogg...

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Funny story: Greek Orthodox Church Shock Frontrunner to Sign Pope Benedict

Greek Orthodox Church Shock Frontrunner to Sign Pope Benedict

The Greek Orthodox Church has made a dramatic, multi-million dollar bid for the signature of Pope Benedict XVI. A number of leading religions are competing for the former pontiff's services after he handed in a transfer request to the Vatican. "Wi...

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Funny story: Dark Horse for the Vatican?

Dark Horse for the Vatican?

Our Vatican insider has spoken of his shock and distress at Pope Benedict's resignation from the Papacy. Rumours are everywhere about why the Pope opted out. Was it his age or the threat of a new version of Revelations mixed with Sodom and Gomorra...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI: I'm Resigning, and No, I Will Not Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Pope Benedict XVI: I'm Resigning, and No, I Will Not Be Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

VATICAN - The Catholic world is shocked as word has just filtered out of the Vatican that Pope Benedict XVI is quitting. The pontiff is the first to step down since the middle ages, or as stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree said, back when Betty White...

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Funny story: Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

This morning's announcement from the Vatican that 85 year old Pope Benedict XV1 is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church due to advancing years seems almost certain to mean the choice of a much younger replacement. Pope Benedict XV1's dec...

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Funny story: US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'

US Anger Over 'Fiscal Cliff'

Anger has today emerged across the US over the release of a series of TV advertorials, web blogs and YouTube videos written, produced, starring and paid for by British coffin dodger Sir Cliff Richard. The series, entitled 'Fiscal Cliff', features...

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Funny story: Anger As Pussy Riot Vatican Gig Cancelled

Anger As Pussy Riot Vatican Gig Cancelled

There was anger and condemnation today from the Vatican, over the jailing of little known punk band Pussy Riot in Russia. The group was booked to play at the Popes 'Jesus Rocks' benefit concert next weekend, but the sentencing of the ladies in Mos...

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Funny story: Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

Pope Drops Blanket Ban On Condom Use

In an historic move, the Pope has brought about a seismic shift in Catholic doctrine, with the ending of the Vatican's total opposition to the use of condoms. In a statement, released between masses at St Peter's Basillica, the Pope, one time Hitl...

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Funny story: Pope's Butler Jailed For Treason

Pope's Butler Jailed For Treason

Little Paul, the Pope's butler, has been thrown in the Vatican jail accused of betraying the pontiff He faces 30 years in jail if he is found guilty. Paolo Gabriele, 46, is accused of being the mystery whistleblower who has been leaking docume...

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Funny story: Vatican Nuns on Strike in Support of U.S. Nuns

Vatican Nuns on Strike in Support of U.S. Nuns

Sister solidarity? You betcha! Italian nuns, appalled by the stern rebuke against a leadership group of American nuns issued by the Vatican a few weeks ago, have taken action. Last week they declared themselves on strike, refusing to cook, clean...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart bribes Vatican! Condoms in convents and confessionals!

Wal-Mart bribes Vatican! Condoms in convents and confessionals!

Wal-Mart stock dropped sharply again today as the Associated Press is reporting that another scandal has emerged for the giant corporation. Sources within the Vatican have confirmed on condition of anonymity, that officials at the highest level at bo...

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Funny story: Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

Vatican Tries to Control U.S. Nuns; Nuns React

The world was shocked this week when the Vatican criticized an organization of U.S. nuns because of church doctrine issues. And there's more. A U.S. Archbishop (poor soul!) was appointed to oversee the actions of this organization of nuns.

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